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Benoit's the new Canadian heel...from Atlanta, Georgia.

Just a note that apparently Lita's handkerchief is a signal that she likes to have sex using food.

Yeah, Zandig got lifted off the ground with hooks in his back at a CZW show.

Flair lost to Benjamin tonight. It's a cool idea, but it won't happen.

Oh Christ, if that's the worst thing to happen to you all day you're a lucky man.

The whole Benoit/HHH/HBK thing has to be over for now. Ditto for Orton/Foley. I'm guessing Orton and Benjamin get a feud. Looks like Cade/Tajiri will get one too. Any other ideas?

Shelton/Flair: **1/4 Tajiri/Coach: * Jericho vs. X/Trish: *** Vicky/Lita: *1/4 Orton/Foley: ***3/4 Hurricane/Rosey vs. La Resistance: * Edge/Kane: 1/4* Benoit vs. HBK vs. HHH: ****

Benjamin/Flair: Benjamin wins clean, which is cool. The match was just "blah", though. Typical Flair offense, lots of chops and "whoos" from the crowd. It was okay, I was just hoping for a little better. **1/4 Coach/Tajiri: Coach was way better than I thought he'd be, though he did very simple stuff. I don't see the point of him winning here, especially after Tajiri sold so much for him during the match. * Jericho vs. X/Trish: Fun match, just what it should be. Some good near falls, and a good finish. I figured Trish would get pinned here, but not the case. *** Vicky vs. Lita: Better than I thought it would be but awkwards at time. *1/4 Orton/Foley: Kind of hard to rate because hardcore matches are so different from wrestling matches. But it really did a great job of drawing the crowd into the match, and the bumps were good but not too dangerous. ***3/4 Hurricane/Rosey vs. La Resistance: Pointless filler. * Edge vs. Kane: Disappointing and boring. 1/4* Benoit vs. HHH vs. HBK: Great match, not quite as good as WM on an emotional level, but everything was done very well. ****

Flag? Am I going to have to wait until the DVD to find out what you're talking about? Benoit waved the Canadian flag while posing at the turnbuckles with the belt at the end of the show.

And apparently it was Rikishi and Scotty who beat the Frenchies.

I think they should have done that at the end, with Benoit reversing the sharpshooter for the win. But that's just nitpicking...it was a good match, but obviously not on the emotional level of Wrestlemania.

So is HBK going to go get his ACL taken care of, or what?

Good match...don't think the result of the match was ever in doubt to the fans, though.

HHH backdropped to the floor, and gets his sledgehammer and he drills HBK in the back with it. HHH drills Benoit into the stairs. HHH grabs the steps and goes for a pedigree on Benoit onto them...but Benoit blocks and slings HHH into the ringpost. Benoit rolls back in...Benoit blocks the superkick and hooks the sharpshooter! Benoit pulls him to the middle! HBK TAPS!

He superkicks Benoit off the apron! Low blow by HHH to HBK and a cover for 2.

Elbow drop by HBK on HHH. Benoit still down from the Pedigree. HBK tuning up the band to bigtime boos...

Pedigree on Benoit. HBK breaks up the pin.

Canadians say "asshole" funny. Shawn takes a bump through a table, and HHH is beating up Benoit.

What were they chanting at HHH?

Ref bump!

Looks like this show's going to end early, unless this match goes another half hour.

They haven't really given the fans a reason to cheer Edge yet, either. Just that he came back and now he's facing Kane. There ya go.

Edge wins a really blah match after hitting Kane with his cast and spearing him. There's a lot of time left for the main event.

I think the crowd is worn out after Orton/Foley. No one seems to care about this match.

I think Hurricane hit his finisher on Conway for the win.