Hoff

He's VERY bitter.

To be "bitter," I'd have to be jealous of you. And while your third-grade reading level is impressive, I don't see that happening. Tard.

I think we're all missing the big point, which is as follows: Johnson, you could be a multi-millionaire and have three mansions and a crazy stripper wife, and it wouldn't change the fact that no one here likes you and we all find you very, very stupid. Hell, you could have a doctorate and we'd still think you were amazingly mentally retarded. So have fun in your big moron house with your drugs and your redneck wife and whatever else you "bring to the table." I care just enough to let you know how pathetic I think you are, but I do care, so I wish you well. May you succeed against the insurmountable odds, you moronic piece of trash. Cheers.

BX ought to be the smart guy in the fraternity. B, you can spout off some wisdom about the declining state of the world, and then the rest of us will be all "fuck it, I like booze, gahhh" and you can say the hell with it and get high. If that sounds good, there's a spot open for you at XXX fraternity.

This could well be the greatest show ever.

I would argue that unless I cloned myself and named it Loss4Words, that's not a true statement. And I think I'd remember cloning myself. Especially if my clone tunred out to be this big nerd. Now quiet, nerdy.

I totally had a Fes moment there. Hoff: "Kotz..." Kotz: "I SAY GOOD DAY!" *storms off*

True story: I live in Minneapolis, more or less. Yesterday I went out to my car. I had accidentally left a full can of Pepsi out there overnight. It exploded. I went to clean it up and when I touched the can, it froze to my thumb. Not my tongue...my fucking THUMB. Fuck this cold. I can deal with snow, love snow. This shit can kiss my ass.

I...don't have a newsletter. Yet.

Said the man in pink hot pants.

Make him...wait for it...a SPOON~! Like, a walking, talking spoon. Kotz, you can still do glowsticking and love the Packers and pop and dance music and generally be a sarcastic bitch (no offense intended), but as a giant, walking, talking spoon. Ratings GOLD.

I'd still watch it. Hell, that could even be better.

You'll love the spinoff where Dutch and I argue over who should be the frat's chairman. He may have the looks, grades, and athletic ability, but can he drink a keg of beer in an hour?! Stay tuned to find out! Seriously though, I would watch this show.

Yes, starting now, WDI members will be writing columns on a myriad of subjects, from film to football to France, and they're open to the public. I'm not saying they'll be good, but so far they're not half bad. Check out WDI's own Annoyed Grunt's work on horror films and video games, or for a lighter read, his piece on dismembered pigs' heads. Or, sample my wares as I detail why Trish Stratus would make a good WWE champion. Columns are open to everyone to read, but to post you must be a member. Either way feel free to check 'em out! WDI Columns -- a product of World Domination, Inc. ***END SHILL***

BX -- the chick on the left's head looks like it was molded from plastic. Boooo. Wrangle us up some more boobs.

Hmm, way to know the subject material, again. Despite beeing offshoots of the old Smarks in one way or another (and that not really being true anyway, but that's a whole other history lesson), WDI and SNKT have each developed their own subcultures which deviate greatly from the general "tone" or "mood" around here, and which no longer focus on wrestling, if one can argue that they ever did. Just because a board is largely populated by "smarks" (I still loathe that term) does not make it a smark board, or generic, and as the propietor of one of said boards I take offense, even if none was intended. And especially if it WAS intended. Pigraper. Anyway I have no problem with YOUR board, seems like a decent enough idea.

*coughWDIcough*

Johnson, you're right -- I did fuck up my post. Hoff 1, Johnson 467. You're STILL IN THE LEAD~! Tard.

Johnson -- Just because what you say makes sense doesn't make it lame, stupid, and one of the worst and oldest overused jokes ever. You know I love you babycakes.

+ orange *eats orange* +0

Heh, thanks. I give it a 10, I totally felt the X match and I dug Axel's promo, and everything was good, everything. I'm a mark, what can I say.

Heh, thanks, guys. No worries on being late; if someone came by on February 2nd I'd be just as appreciative.

Happy Brithday, Cult Hero.

I would like to call for the immediate banning of HoffmanHBK and HoffmanHHH. Those fuckers are TOTALLY horning in on my birthday. Better yet, delete their accounts. It's not like they ever post anymore. P.S. Leave this account alone, thanks.

Heh, thanks guys. Much as I said in the other thread, I really do appreciate the sentiment, a lot. And the inability to keep it to one thread is a HUGE ego boost. Anyway, thanks.