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Hoff

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  1. I have to admit, I marked out a little for the Care Bear. CARE BEAR STARE!! ... Shut up.
  2. Apparently the rest of us don't give a fuck. Here I thought I found Abobo to be funny, but it turns out not only did I not find him funny, I was simply apathetic. Thank you, Johnson, for showing me my true feelings.
  3. You're looking for The Man in White. Furthermore, it doesn't matter how long one has been here. Seniority is the rallying cry of idiots. More importantly, it doesn't exactly take one too long to assess your intelligence, or lack thereof. You might not be straight trolling, but you don't say much of worth, either, nor do you say it intelligently. However, the thing you missed most of all was the fact that I was pretty much joking. That's what the smiley face is meant to show, halfwit. Most of us use them sparingly, and for such a purpose. In any case, flame on, buddy boy. I'm through with this nonargument.
  4. I *know* doing that to someone is cruel...yet so, so funny. Come on, man. Who posts that on a public forum full of strangers? Guy needs to learn how to think.
  5. I see it like this: you (Johnson) never stopped being stupid, just acting stupid. If that makes any sense. Regardless, you're a tard, big time. Fortunately, "tard" happens to be the theme of the baord, so you're safe.
  6. Nice haiku, Jack. I found it informative, truthful, and yet aesthetically pleasant.
  7. I want one of those shirts. I am shameless.
  8. Fare thee well, O mighty wall-crusher.
  9. 7-0 Vikes over Lions, end of the first. Vikings 2/2 on 4th.
  10. This thread needs to be drug out to the street and shot. (drug out to the street and shot = Dark Rana Under Gorillas over Undulating Thyroids to Ovarian Testicular Hot Embers Swooping through Reallt Evil Egomaniacs That Are Not Dangerous so Hit on Them)
  11. *stops trying*
  12. NO! Don't eat that. I'm sorry, I'm very passionate about what is and is not a consumable.
  13. I just noticed this. Hoff the almighty...I like it.
  14. Fire Professional (small +2 bonus for the first to grab the ref)
  15. Abobo is far and away the greatest poster ever. Also, Mr. BX, nice work. I like the hat, it really completes the outfit.
  16. Dear Diary, It snowed today. Tell these meatpackers to shut their fucking mouths and respect the awesomeness of the snow. Also, APC rules. Weak and Powerless, Hoff
  17. Being a theater geek doesn't affect whether you're a jerk or not, which is all that really matters. Shockingly, some theater kids are stuck up, and some aren't...just like everyone else on the planet. You're all looking for a relvant point by now, but there isn't one. I just wanted to make that statement. I think a lot of people (not necessarily here, but on Earth as a whole) need to hear that. If not about drama students, then some other group.
  18. Closet chaveosexual.
  19. In all fairness, you've done your part in defending that sarcastic retort. Which is cool by me, you seem decent enough...just saying. In any case, Goodear made the most sense on all this, go reread his posts if you want to clear thine head.
  20. Ten from me (and yeah, I'm gonna be that guy, who always gives tens). Everything was well written and well booked. The UGW stuff is shaping up nicely, I actually really got into the short-but-sweet Supes/Warrior v. Calvin/Ragdoll match, and I think I'm rapidly becoming the board's #1 Damaramu mark (much love, Dama). Just a sweet, sweet show all around.
  21. Immaturity was never so popular as it is in this thread. I'm not passing judgement -- simply stating an observation.
  22. .... *sells the...the...arg.*
  23. Girls want assholes. Women want stable men with varying degrees of machoness and sensitivity. That's how I've found things to work, in any case.
  24. Hey, cool! *sells*
  25. Hey AGent, I'm a Capricorn -- what's my deal?
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