You're looking for The Man in White.
Furthermore, it doesn't matter how long one has been here. Seniority is the rallying cry of idiots.
More importantly, it doesn't exactly take one too long to assess your intelligence, or lack thereof. You might not be straight trolling, but you don't say much of worth, either, nor do you say it intelligently.
However, the thing you missed most of all was the fact that I was pretty much joking. That's what the smiley face is meant to show, halfwit. Most of us use them sparingly, and for such a purpose.
In any case, flame on, buddy boy. I'm through with this nonargument.