Hoff

SPACE FLYING TIGER PLANCHA!! I don't particularly care to talk about it, but I'm back for the foreseeable future. Rest assured this disappearance had nothing to do with me being at all unhappy with things around here. Hopefully no one's pissed.

I'm sorry to everyone, including Adam who I very unfairly cussed out. I've been under the weather all week; however, I was feeling better the last couple days and so I kept it to myself. I tried to write the match earlier, but I couldn't focus so I lied down. I woke up and tried to write again; I promptly lost my cookies and went to AIM for help. So blame me, but there's my story, and given the usual pace of things around here I damn well deserve the same leeway everyone else gets.

I've been really sick for like the past week. It's coming; be patient and please accept my apologies. It WILL be done tonight.

I'd like the opening segment, unless someone else really really needs it or already called it.

I like you, KOAB.

Austin/McMahon made so much money that Vince was able to BUY WCW three years later. That's not to say WCW was exactly a valuable commodity at that point...but still. Austin/McMahon just drew a lot more money, had more longevity, and grew and adapted as it went on. The nWo just got bigger, but the Austin/McMahon story grew into the Corporation, the Corporate Ministry, and so on, and helped the careers of Rock, Foley, and HHH a fair deal.

<--- r0x0r Have you been chilling in this thread all night?

Moms can be hot. I knew a mom who was 24, she had a five-year-old, I still flirted with her. Nothing came of it, but if it did that'd have been cool with me. You ain't gotta adopt the kid to screw the mommy.

Well, I can't make any promises, but I'll try my best.

WTF you were here? We could have hung out! Excalibur is decent, but I always think I'm gonna die when I ride it now. Plus Wild Thing is right there, Excalibur's not so necessary. It's faster, but there's less to it. You'd REMEMBER Corkscrew, especially if you were 10.

Hey as long as we're on Border Bangers. Ava Devine: what ethnicity? She's on Latin sites AND Asian sites. Anyone have any info?

Look at all the traffic this thread has gotten now that Valleyfair has been brought into play. FOUR VIEWERS. EDIT: Three users. And where the hell did TSA go?

WTF? Come on, girl. Maybe you've never been... http://www.valleyfair.com/ One day, when I was a young lad, I rode the Wave like 40 times in a row. I love it. Corkscrew is still the best, though.

Yeah, I was gonna say, if it didn't take by quote #2, quote three wasn't going to help matters. But it's all good. Anyway, who is Nina Whett? Porn?

Too good a deal to pass up. TSA (whoa, creepy!), I see you reading the thread, you BETTER do what I tell you or I'll find you. I run this city.

If I'm feeling better I might go there tomorrow.

Make sure you hit up Valleyfair

Make sure you hit up Valleyfair

If I could be serious for a moment... Seriously, guy, where does your name come from? Is it pocket spelled backwards, and if so, what's it mean, if anything?

Hey fake Rando, if you know I'm fat, you should know by now that that really doesn't bug me. But hey, keep trying, because God knows the world isn't ready for life without a second-rate gimmick poster.

w00t for double posting!

^ The syndicated show, I mean. THIS WEEK: Tensions have flared between Hoff and Drek Stone. Will partners and friends become enemies, or will the two controversial stars find a common enemy? And what will their roles be at OAOAST Syndicated? Will one of them think of a better name for the show? Tune in this week to find out!

It's Saturday night, I believe Adam is posting it (?), have your stuff in by Friday -- that's not the official word, that's what I'm telling people so that EVERYTHING IS IN ON TIME. That's really about it.

It was a really good show. The updates on the OAOAST Board meeting throughout the show gave it an important feel, and everyone's promos were on. I like the direction being taken with the SWF guys, as well. Good stuff.

Uh, I'm RIGHT HERE. I'm PK and I say send it to Adam!! I'll send you the match, but I didn't save the promo to my hard drive (whoops)