Hoff

There's not NEARLY enough of the 6'5, 275, two-time OAOAST Champion in this match for my liking. HOW-EVER...I'd pay good money to see it.

BEEF BAK BATTLE ROYAL: Real good. I thought I'd been keeping up, but I guess not as I didn't know some of the characters. I'm not sure who Melody is, but she had me laughing. The match itself was good, what a battle royal should be -- lots of action from everyone, moving from person to person. I enjoyed it. Good little opening by the Axe-man. Graphics, swank as always although I am tired of that Buff picture. PAPA! I'm gonna send you a new Hoff pic. Axel was fun times with Tony and Jesse. Good stuff, as good as an opening bit can be. VITAMIN X VS. COLOMBIAN HEAT: This match was really good! I'm never gonna be the biggest fan of any of Ed's guys, because they feel a little like knock-offs to me. But it's how he writes, and he did it really well. There were a couple issues. First off, Nick Patrick pulled Heat off of VX during the Broncobuster. Why? He could have just checked on X after the move. Also, I know Boricua was ordered out of the ring, but what stopped him from coming back into the ring? There weren't refs holding him back, or anything. I dunno, seemed odd and it hurt the finish a little. Other than that, a great brawl with a good story to it. Boricua's interference was handled almost perfectly, and the match really did draw me in. Good work to Ed. NNMX VS. HEAVENLY ROCKERS: "Logan might not have gotten the pinfall but he's got the next best thing -- he's on top of Ned Blanchard." Awesome. This match was...pretty good. It seemed a little disjointed at first, kind of all over the page, but it got together as it went on and the intensity showed through. I'm not so into the SCM or Sooners, but the interference served to make the match seem chaotic, in a very good way. The breakdown was fun to watch, and Ned looked like a bad-ass. Great ending, although it seemed a little sudden to me, but...maybe that's just me. And definitely a feel-good moment at the end. Funny PR promo, with the standard complaint. I think Ed is a funny guy, and I could get a lot more into him, not even if he just stopped emulating the Rock, but just tried to subtly change things. The "THE CHAMP HAS SPO-KUN" catchphrase is a good example. I know Cena used it for a short bit, but it's become the Puerto Rican's and if he had more stuff like that, I could get way more into him. Still...good promo. To follow a popular trend, more later.

Hoff and Drek Stone will be in the building. What went wrong with their Anglemania affair? And will they have any words for Black T? Tune in this week to find out!

INTRIGUE~!

It ain't no secret anymore, all that's left is the official word: Hoff vs. Dan Black in a Submission Match

Ugh, touche. And of course there's situations when the RR winner hasn't been in the WWF/E Title match. But other than that, not withstanding Lawrence Taylor...yeesh.

That's all well and good, but at the same time this is the first year that the Royal Rumble winner doesn't get the main event, more than likely BECAUSE it has Triple H in it. Even when this company gets it right, they get it wrong.

Wow. You really have no idea.

How dare you waltz in here, all nonchalant, as if nothing was the matter. OUR LITTLE BOY NEEDS HIS FATHER!

^ That guy for video games mod

I had to read it twice before I caught "Rhode Island." Nicely done.

4 lief~

Actually, an acronym can technically refer to what we commonly know as an abbreviation, as well as the more standard definition you put forth. That's how I roll.

I am more than likely getting it tonight AND getting me a wireless router (fuck you, Nintendo USB dongle). I'm very excited.

No, seriously, we're having an intimate relationship. But hey, Czech is a soccer mom? What's that about?

I'm fucking money.

pardon miasma: I'm a soccer mom OAOAST Hoff: wait what?

That was my Hank Kingsley impression. I'll impress you. We're waiting, lol Oh, snap

OAOAST Hoff: you drive a minivan? pardon miasma: you heard me pardon miasma: read me OAOAST Hoff: well, I'll be damned. It's true, you guys. Just when you think you know someone.

That was my Hank Kingsley impression. I'll impress you.

OH SNAP THEY GONNA FIGHT. Which is good, as I'm getting tired, and Inc is CLEARLY not at my level. I mean like even close. Sucka.

Meat, why did you post just then. Now my post doesn't make sense. Fortunately, this does make it fit in with most of TSM. So.....thanks?

Maybe he forgot how to use question marks. Oh, wait, that's someone else.

Hey, I'm cool with everyone whose name doesn't start with a C and end in "arnival." Wait, wait, I got this one. ....Meatwad?

Kotz, you should invite him to the secret clubhouse.