I was going to pick one of the better well known, but I couldn't risk this one being taken. Here's an awesome forgotten about charcter
MCGARNICLE
"next, on 'mcgarnicle', mcgarnicle is framed for a crime he didn't commit. and only one person can clear his name: a little sissy boy who's too scared to come forward."
McGarnicle: "You gotta tell 'em what you saw, Billy.
Billy: "But I'm so scared, Mcgarnicle."
McGarnicle: "You gotta do this one for me, Billy: Mcgarnicle"
Billy: "Well, ok. For you, Mcgarnicle"
Chief: "Well, Mcgarnicle, Billy is dead. they slit is throat from ear to ear."
McGarnicle "Hey! i'm trying to eat lunch here."
I don't care if no one else likes this pick. I effing love it