Jorge Gorgeous

Is there some kind of time limit? Because I "jumped the gun" like, a day ago.

JUMPED THE GUN

I love ESPN.

The Fightin' Heebs select: Stay out of jail, stay out of jail, stay out of jail, stay out of jail. G/F - Stephen Jackson

I don't understand how you can say that when Washington and Washington State were legitimate challenges. The cursory "well, every great team goes through one tough game a year" is no longer applicable. While UW and WSU have outdone everyone's expectations, they're still not on the same level team as Oregon and Notre Dame. I don't expect either team to beat USC, but I'm certainly not confident enough to put any money on it.

Week 7 Games to Make Picks For THURSDAY Virginia Tech Colorado State SATURDAY N.C. State South Florida Oklahoma State Rutgers Missouri East Carolina Marshall Maryland Kent State Illinois Florida Michigan Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Florida/Auburn game? 31 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Rutgers' Ray Rice have against Navy? 130

If Jeff Ballard ends up in the NFL after his tour of duty, I hope Chris Berman has enough pop culture awareness to nickname him Jeff "Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like" Ballard. Its no Drew Bledsoe-much that he needed a blood transfusion, but its something.

Please, Jamaal wouldn't stoop to that level. He'd do something original, like stab a meter maid with an icecicle or get cited for boating while intoxicated twice in the same week. Also:

I sacked Eric Ainge in high school. Thats all I have to contribute at this point.

Really fucking great movie. Go see it.

The Fightin' Heebs Select: C Tyson Chandler New Orleans Hornets

dis nigga fasted

The Fightin' Heebs select: G Luke Ridnour

Up until recently I'm not sure I knew your city existed. I'm told that I flew over Portland on a road trip to Seattle, once. Big deal. No baseball team doesn't mean no playoff baseball. You've spent enough time with spotted owls and beavers, its time to catch up on some Tigers and Cardinals. So zip up your fleece, and your mouth. Its time for the playoffs. If you skip work you might even be able to catch the first six innings of the game.

Hes gonna break your heart!

All this hostility... and on Yom Kippur. Fuck you, faygala. Dama got his damn self banned. I wish he was still here too... now theres noone to make ignorant, half-cocked little attempts to talk shit. Other than you. So thank god we've still got you. Count your blessings, you know. I'd probably be offended if I had any clue what a faygala was. Its Yiddish... I thought it was appropriate. So whats up with Rudy Carpenter? Is losing his top three receivers from last year really hurting him that much? Hes got a running game to support the pass, and its not like playing from behind is hurting him, because he was garbage even when the game was tied.

Is there some expansion team that you know about that noone else does?

Playing Detroit is way better draw than Oakland or the Twins, I think. Yankees in 3, but what the hell do I know? What the hell does anyone know? Its playoff baseball.

I think Oregon/Cal is going to have pretty big implications in the Pac-10. USC looked pretty vulnerable last week. Oregon, Cal and USC could all end up with one loss. Anyway, Oregon's defense played really well last week, not allowing an offensive touchdown. I think they're exceeding expectations, but so is Nate Longshore. I might be a little west coast biased, but I think this is going to be the best game of the weekend.

All this hostility... and on Yom Kippur. Fuck you, faygala. Dama got his damn self banned. I wish he was still here too... now theres noone to make ignorant, half-cocked little attempts to talk shit. Other than you. So thank god we've still got you. Count your blessings, you know.

Good to see Oklahoma isnt getting shelacked in the computer rankings. I still hate Oklahoma, don't get me wrong.

HURRY THE HELL UP, CABANA BOY.

Please, please... call us Mister Undefeated Oregon.

Assuming he's available! The Fightin' Heebs select: Caron Butler, SF

The Fightin' Hebrew select: C Marcus Camby... and this little black girl.