Jorge Gorgeous

The 9/11 thing was a joke...

I think this is probably JJ Abrams' take on the 9/11 attacks.

Scary movies never really scare me and this scene gives me the creeps so fucking bad I want to tear my skin off and kill myself, just so that alien doesn't have the pleasure.

I did my final project for Advanced Biology doing that, only with the other people in the class, and in the Advanced Chemistry class. I think most people will sign what you put infront of them just to get away from you. Its easier than answering "no" to the question "Do you want to help save (an African child's/a Panda's/a tree's) life today?"

Sometimes, I lose confidence when I freestyle... Theres a picture of New York! Theres a picture of New York! Theres a big, fat, crazy picture of New York! Freestylin'!

Lots of people take their kids with them hunting. The size of this thing is astounding. I wonder what causes some of these hogs to grow to mutant proportions? I watched a show about Hogzilla, and they said the size comes from the fact that they're usually domestic pigs that go feral. The domestics are bred for size. That doesnt explain how it got THAT big, but its why they're larger than normal. Hogzilla had gotten into some fish food with hormones in it, too, if I remember right.

The show ended. NO!

Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Where should I post them?

Wheres Gilmore Girls?

Ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! YES. YES.

The movie felt "meh." It had so many funny people in it (Nick Swardson, Will Ferrell, Will Arnett) and Heder was actually pretty good in it, but I guess the movie was lesser than the sum of it's parts. My favorite part about Talladega Nights was the special features, and I bet Blades of Glory's will be good, but the whole movie I could take or leave.

Sorry Im late. Midterms this week. SATURDAY Oklahoma at Missouri Michigan State at Indiana Florida State at Maryland Syracuse at Cincinnati Penn State at Purdue Ohio at Kent State Miami at Georgia Tech Georgia vs. Florida Iowa State at Kansas State Washington State at UCLA Arizona State at Washington Texas A&M at Baylor Tennessee at South Carolina Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Oklahoma/Missouri game? 45 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Tennessee's Erik Ainge have against South Carolina? 270

The Fightin' Heebs select: F Travis Outlaw

Because you're a melvin.

The Fightin' Heebs select: SF Darius Miles

And Missouri and Texas Tech. Edit: AND both Colorado and Colorado State... that might actually be true, though.

Portland State University beat New Mexico... I wonder how far we'll be able to logic-chain Portland State up the ladder. I'm gonna go do some research...

Auto-Draft... LIKE A FOX.

THURSDAY North Carolina at Virginia Utah at New Mexico SATURDAY Michigan State at Northwestern N.C. State at Maryland Texas at Nebraska Rutgers at Pittsburgh Wisconsin at Purdue South Carolina at Vanderbilt Kansas at Baylor Boston College at Florida State Texas Tech at Iowa State Oregon State at Arizona UTEP at Houston Georgia Tech at Clemson Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Georgia Tech/Clemson game? 63 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Texas' Colt McCoy have against Nebraska? 215 Winners in bold. Presented by GMC.

That girl is so god damned hot. I can't even concentrate on the argument. I think... I think I'm gonna move to L.A.

Michigan and Ohio State dont have to worry about playing in a conference with such powers as Arizona,Oregon State or Washington State either so it really evens out Drop Washington State from that argument and add Stanford, Wazzu could end up playing in a bowl game. And to that argument I would counter with Illinois, Minnesota and Northwestern. Michigan has looked impressive, but out of conference wins against Commodores, Chippewas and... whatever Ball State is (the fightin' David Lettermans?) aren't nearly as impressive as what USC did out of conference. I'm not biased towards USC at all, I think Michigan is cool as hell, but if you're trying to cement yourself a place in this shakey BCS system, scheduling Central Michigan is a bad way to do it. By the way, I know Ball State is the Cardinals. I am not sure if you knew this or not, but Notre Dame isnt in the Big 10...just wanted you to know Of course I know Notre Dame isn't Big 10, but everyone knows Michigan played Notre Dame, I didn't feel like I needed to bring it up. And Wazzu and OSU were both serious contenders for the Pac-10 title (even the national title) just a few years ago. I don't think your perception of the Pac-10 synchs up with the reality of the Pac-10.

Michigan and Ohio State dont have to worry about playing in a conference with such powers as Arizona,Oregon State or Washington State either so it really evens out Drop Washington State from that argument and add Stanford, Wazzu could end up playing in a bowl game. And to that argument I would counter with Illinois, Minnesota and Northwestern. Michigan has looked impressive, but out of conference wins against Commodores, Chippewas and... whatever Ball State is (the fightin' David Lettermans?) aren't nearly as impressive as what USC did out of conference. I'm not biased towards USC at all, I think Michigan is cool as hell, but if you're trying to cement yourself a place in this shakey BCS system, scheduling Central Michigan is a bad way to do it. By the way, I know Ball State is the Cardinals.

If worst comes to worst we'll put you up in Portland. But you're gonna have to swim here.

Hows that earthquake, tron?

PF Stromile Swift