Jorge Gorgeous

I used to think that we were just at COMPLETE opposite ends of the spectrum when it came to sports opinion, but now its clear to me, you're full blown douche. You're trying to claim that "you're just doing your job..." and its not a fucking power trip, when in your first post you said: "-I have power. I can write you a ticket. If you piss me off I will take it out on you. -Don't argue with me. We're going by my rules. Not the ones that you feel like making up right now. --Don't act surprised when I tell you you're breaking a rule and say "I didn't know!" That'll get you a ticket faster than anything else." You're trying to say thats not power tripping? Is this the quality of education that Oklahoma is providing students? Now, I went ahead and assumed you lead a fairly pathetic life, but is it SO pathetic that you need to vindicate yourself by bossing around people in the library? You get some piddily little campus job watching the library and you get all Kojak about shit and start spouting out "DONT TALK BACK TO ME, BOY, I AM THE LAAAAAAAAAAW!" Heres a thought, why don't you take care of real problems: book theft and disruptive students for example (smokeless tobacco use is not disruptive, it just grosses some people out. On that note, retarded people gross me out, but they're allowed in the library.) Now, since maybe some day you'll see the light, and want to better yourself, I've ordered all the people on earth in regards to how pathetic they are. Starting at number one, Hugh Heffner, the list continues, with each following entry getting more and more pathetic. Here is your position, and the nine above you. As you progress, I will update the list for you. 7,056,566,344) Nyong Yoc Yong 7,056,566,345) Mohammed Akbar 7,056,566,346) Abu Nessan 7,056,566,347) Jimmy Fallon 7,056,566,348) Chet Jefferson 7,056,566,349) Wang Duc 7,056,566,350) Mustaf al-Kulari 7,056,566,351) Hank Pederson 7,056,566,352) Xiaou Ying Dead Last) Damaramu

The new Dalek and Busdriver CDs just recently came out... earlier this year they were coming our later this year, so I feel it still pertains.

Childrens laughter is the whole world... and God... and the Bible.

I LOVE DAMARAMU.

The Long Island Fightin' Hebrews Starting Lineup C- Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez - Throws: Right 1B - Stan Musial - Throws: Left 2B - Rod Carew - Throws: Right SS - Miguel Tejada - Throws: Right 3B - Matt Williams - Throws: Right LF - Sammy Sosa - Throws: Right CF - Andruw Jones - Throws: Right RF - Ichiro Suzuki - Throws: Right ----------------------------------------- Backups C - Roger Bresnahan - Throws: Right, Bats: Right 3B - Ron Cey - Throws: Right, Bats: Right OF - Roger Maris - Throws: Right, Bats: Left OF - Shawn Green - Throws: Left, Bats: Left OF - Otis Nixon - Throws: Right, Bats: Switch SS - Buddy Myer - Throws: Right, Bats: Left ----------------------------------------- Reserves1B - Cecil Cooper - Throws: Left, Bats: Left OF/IF - Danny Tartabull - Throws: Right, Bats: Right OF - Hideki Matsui - Throws: Right, Bats: Left MRP/SU - Todd Worrell - RHP, Bats Right IF - Bobby Wallace - Throws: Right, Bats: Right ----------------------------------------- Bullpen SP - Sandy Koufax - LHP SP - Early Winn - RHP, Switch Hitter SP - Ron Guidry - LHP, Bats Left SP - Charles "Old Hoss" Radbourne - RHP, Bats Right SP - Eddie Cicotte - RHP, Switch Hitter SP/RP - Leon Day - RHP, Bats Right SP/RP - Spud Chandler - RHP, Bats Right MRP - Todd Jones - RHP, Bats Left MRP - Bobby Thigpen - RHP, Bats Right MRP/SU - Gary Lavelle - LHP, Switch HItter CP - Keith Foulke - RHP, Bats Right ------------------------------------------ Batting Order 1 - Ichiro Suzuki - Bats:Left 2 - Rod Carew - Bats: Left 3 - Stan Musial - Bats: Left 4 - Sammy Sosa - Bats: Right 5 - Pudge Rodriguez - Bats: Right 6 - Andruw Jones - Bats: Right 7 - Miguel Tejada - Bats: Right 8 - Matt Williams - Bats: Right 9 - Sandy Koufax - Bats: Right ------------------------------------------- Shea Stadium And I'll take that Bobby Cox managerial love

Because you clearly have an advanced sense of humor. Going to you to find out whats funny is like asking Mary Chapin Carpenter where to find a really good rib joint.

Do the Evolution - Pearl Jam. Not sure if it was already mentioned, but it bears repeating.

That is an epic display of pre-teen faggotry.

The Fightin' Hebrews are very interested in acquiring Hank Greenberg.

VS.

Its good to see that Buck Ewing is both copyrighted and registered.

NINE SCOTT HATTEBERGS

SSBuddy Myer HES A JEW!

OF/IF - Danny Tartabull

Prison. But to expand on that, we went to war with Iraq under false pretenses. So the whole going in to war/revolt thing is sort of a moot point. I look at it like this. The US troops are like construction workers. They were told they'd be getting paid to build a house which would be given to a homeless family. Instead, the house was sold off at a profit. Maybe some of them cared enough to never build a house again, but most of them don't give a shit, as long as they see their paycheck.

Dalek: Absence. Abbey Road. The Chronic. Genius Loves Company.

Word! I figured he was gone. Homey has good numbers. You made a good pick.

OF/Pinch Runner Otis Nixon Instead of that dude Brian has.

Joe Mauer You know, he played 35 games last year. Last year being his only year.

Somebody took Joe Mauer!

OF Hideki Matsui

Shawn Green and Sandy Koufax are the only Jews. Rod Carew and Ron Cey married Jewish women and their families were raised Jewish, so... thats close enough for me.

I was hoping Jamie Moyer was gonna get picked!

According to Al, we're not picking managers. I don't know if thats changed or something.