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And here I was about to make some Robin Williams jokes.

All I can say right now is...damn goofballs...and my propensity to eat or use anything I come across. I also got a bloody hand thanks to needing to figure out what a baby seal tooth is used for. I've hit level 4 thanks to defending the gourd quests giving me some huge moxie power-ups. Drea, have you hit level 7 yet?

If it has any combination of BBQ eel, shrimp, crab, fish roe and/or avocado, I'm pretty much guaranteed to like it. The only sushi item I absolutely despise is sea urchin. That's some nasty shit right there.

If she lived in California, she'd have a slam dunk case on her hands.

All hail Guy Sanchez, the Accordian Thief! Edit: In a mere 90 minutes, Guy Sanchez is now a Level 2 Mariachi Larcenist using a pail for a hat, wearing Knob Goblin pants, using Dr. Hobo's scalpel as a weapon and carrying around a continuum transfunctioner that has a purpose for which I haven't figured out yet. I also have a 3 pound mosquito as a familiar which I have dubbed Humberto Ramadan Spopopovich.

Believe or not, Gyakuten Saiban is the one of the two games that makes me really want to get a DS, the other being Advance Wars DS. I still feel very lukewarm for the PSP since there's no killer app game on it for me. The multimedia aspect is tempting, but the lack of games still turns me off.

$40 for that card? No thanks.

Wow, one of my long shot predictions may actually come true. If he does debut, he needs something very similar to the music from the Monster Moments clips as his entrance theme: the slow, Big Ben bell tolls and the intimidating guitar riff. Of course, Undertaker might have a problem with the bells. And the C-4 is perhaps the most insane, non-headdropping ground spot I have witnessed.

Like a large, over-rated shrimp.

Explain to me how a 94-rated FS drops down to a mid-4th round pick by the Packers because that's what happened to me. I easily got the starting position, but I decided to piss and moan about my draft spot in the post-draft interviews.

I for one think that the Cards' new away uniforms look like crap. On other things of note, I find the new FOX-esque heads-up display interesting, but since it spans the entire top of the screen, it's a little distracting. And the jury's still out on QB Vision for me.

Now, are they purposely running Smackdown into the ground or are they sincerely trying? It's so hard to tell right now.

Masato Tanaka vs Doug Furnas, ECW Living Dangerously '98. It was a last second deal, but it was still a bad match as they both looked lost trying to work with each other so it was fairly justified.

I had a great looking spot when I rented WWE SvR over the weekend. I was in a Triple Threat as my CAW with Kane and Rhyno. Kane has Rhyno against the ropes so he elbows him down then whips him into the ropes. As soon as Kane releases Rhyno, I charge at Kane and hit my running STO. I decided to get stupid and do the Keiji Mutoh taunt and I ended up in perfect position for Rhyno to kill me with the Gore off of the rebound. I seriously wish I would've recorded it.

I like the powder blue Cabana shirt the most, but I don't like it enough to spend $25 on it. The backs on the other three don't appeal to me at all.

Nothing like children releasing hate through art. Good. I wasn't the only one that noticed that.

Seems they retracted the statement for the time being.

Dammit, Fook. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

Is he listed as Brock Lesnar complete with photo, or the generic DT #69? I'm so gonna pick him up, then deal him to the Browns for a draft pick.

I thought she was magically created by Gargamel, which would make the question of "Where do baby Smurfs come from?" even more a mystery.

A halfway decent game for a preseason matchup. Friggin' Ty Detmer thinking he was Mike Vick for a split second was my personal favorite moment.

I've been on a streak of all-nighters, so I might as well check this out. I'm pretty curious to see how the Japanese react to football.

I think CM Punk has a legitimate blog somewhere. I'd take that Hogan blog with a huge grain of salt though.

I've been desensitized to this kind of nonsense ever since the malcontents reduced Syracuse to a color. After they get through with the NCAA, I personally want to see the malcontents try to get the Redskins to change their name, just to see Dangerous A unleash the f'n fury.

He Hate Me wins, hands down. I like Reggie White's nickname of "The Minister of Defense". Works on so many levels.