Bored, just try to remind them that Ramon Hernandez is a catcher who had his first good season, and not the second coming of Jesus. Adam Melhuse is a more than capable catcher, and finally, the A's REALLY needed an outfield. Above all, remind them that with Hudson, Zito and Mulder, they're still the favorites in the AL West.
And if all else fails, sometimes you just have to beat them senseless.