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"Affluent Beggars" making up to $800 a DAY Is this what the country has come to? Honestly? Why work at all when you can have (charities, strangers, Government) give you money? Sounds like the way to live..hell I barely make $800 in 1 two week paycheck. If I didnt obviously at least have a set of god damn morals I think I could easily pass off as a downtrodden albino with no hair and be making several times over what I do now with no taxes or annoying stuff like that. But fuck it, Im saddled with a conscious that wouldnt allow me to sleep at night if I did. I have no patience for people like this who abuse the system and take money from people who could legitimately use it and deserve it a hell of a lot more than people who have no reason not be working to support their family.

Foley's that hard pressed for cash?

Believe me when I tell you Baltimore has a VERY pressing need for relief pitching. Remember Sherrill doesn't reach free agency for four years yet as well. the whole bullpen is ??? No Ray or Baez (yay!): Acquino, Bradford, Hoey, Cherry, Walker? No idea who the closer is. Edit - Sherrill is apparently #1 in line to Close now.

EFA

Exactly. It's a damn Woody Allen movie. There's never been anything sexy in a Woody Allen movie. Don't get your hopes up, people. I wanna say you're wrong but I cant think of the name of the movie.

Royal Farm, but only cause they have Bank of America ATMs the dole out cash in $10 increments..the food is so so although they usually run specials that are cheap enough.

liars, I watched Reaper until the writers strike axed it. If they'd add programming that wasn't reality crap or teenage girl crap I would buy the argument but thats all they put on.

It better not be fucking MyNetworkTV, the lamest excuse for a Network ever. I cant see any network doing it though since any night other than Saturday, regular programming gets better ratings than Wrestling will. I cant see it going to Cable unless its a Universal Channel. Any cable net would have to do HD. My best bet says: Smackdown on Sci Fi live tuesday nights, ditching ECW or pushing it to web only.

Considering the popularity of Obamalamadingdong (Who seems to be on pace to lock up the nom) and McCain's weird yet powerful appeal to moderates and independents, I doubt it. Sure, Conservatives say they won't vote for him... but they will. They know the score. In all honesty, I don't think the third parties are going to get any extra turnout. Heck, maybe even less, as I think the majority of people are going to be somewhat happy with their candidates, unlike the last two times. I'm hearing rumors about a possible "Redo" with Michigan and Florida. Anyone else here this? Shh..I accidentally stumbled upon Air America for like..5 minutes last night and the host was saying that he thinks Michigan and Florida will redo with caucusses despite the high cost. The poor caller from florida was pissed that his vote didnt count or something. Oh, and heres a scenario that will piss everyone off. Obama wins the most delegates going into the Convention but not the required number to win (or even worse he has the number to win..). So the "Super Delegates" decide that the American people know jack shit about politics and go, hey we dont really like this Obama guy, we want Hillary Clinton as President. Hell, Bill Clinton himself is a Democratic Super Delegate...dum dum dum duh..I think that would sufficiently piss enough democrat voters off not to vote along with the Conservatives not voting for McCain..WORST CASE SCENARIO? Its probably more likely than you think. And no, this didnt come from Glenn Beck..it came from the CBS News tonight describing how Super Delegates work. They gave the explanation for having Super Delegates as to keep people from voting in someone who wooed the American voters but didn't have the political resume to back it up. Sounds like Obama to me..

Im pointing out that you dont hear anyone else in the media giving serious (ok, so the Prohibition guy wasn't, but he still got air time) 10 minute inteviews to the leaders of these third parties. For a guy with the #3 show in America he's taking a risk (especially interviewing the head of Nazi Party, I cant wait for what he's called on that one) interviewing them. I have a feeling that a McCain/Democrat General Election will result in more people voting 3rd party than usual and although I know it wont be enough to keep them out of the White House, maybe it will help kickstart the move to 3 parties. Im not voting for either, but most people now will be relegated to voting in favor of the lesser of two evils and thats a bad thing, although not as bad as a lot of people just not voting (how low do you think voter turnout will be for whats supposed to be such an important election?)

someone doesnt get sarcasm..wow..

I am SHOCKED..SHOCKED I tell you..that no one picked the Ravens yet.

I guess it's time to call Minnesota. Oh wait, my bad. Rotoworld is speculating that they may take a look at Kyle Lohse or Bartolo Colon as a 5th starter because of innings limits on Lester and Buchholz. Uggh... that would not be a good thing. Not in a million years do I think PA and McFailure would call up the Sox about Bedard, but its just the timing to hold up the Bedard to Seattle trade another couple of days..

The N is differently programmed now..its more Classic Nick stuff during the day and teenaged rerun crap at night.

probably like Cenas STFU or Batista's Batista Bomb

Glenn Beck had the leaders of the Constituition Party and the Prohibition Party on his radio show and announced they had done an interview with the leader of the American Nazi Party in the March edition of his magazine. The Prohibition guy was the biggest wackjob ever. Basically I learned: Alcohol is the root of all evil, Alcohol has no flavor (though we all know theres a differnce between straight 100% alcohol and what people drink) and the 13 years of Prohibition were the greatest years in American history. All the problems in Americare because Budweiser advertises and it has become acceptable to families which is why families are being destroyed. And everone in prison is in prison because of booze. Women need o be more empowered or something. The constitution guy was basically Ron Paul, but he lost Glenn when he claimed there was compelling evidence the government was behind 9/11 despite himself believing the idea was farfetched. And Im saddened that Romney basically gave up and conceded to Mccain.

Theres an American Gladiators game coming according to the rumor mill in the newsest EGM

canned as in moving to the NFL Network..then yes

We need spoofs of movies that would be totally inappropriate..like Schindler's List or Philadelphia I was laughing like crazy at the episode of American dad Tearjerker where they did a mentally retarded jewish boy in nazi germany that loses his dog to cancer. Well there's this. omg.. i want to see that..

Easy explanation - I didn't like Al Gore and I wasnt much fonder of George Bush either. Sorta like what we have here. I wont vote for Hillary Clinton or the crazy old war hero. and for the Record, Im going to assume that Glenn Beck is a registered Independent as well since he has said numerous times that hes not a registered Republican in the state of Connecticut.

you can do federal online for free as long as you dont make more than 50,000 or so

If you'll remember, Im still a registered Independent. and at least the Libertarians have a sense of humor: "Following a solid McCain victory in the Super Tuesday primaries, the Libertarian Party has sent Republican headquarters a funeral wreath marking the death of limited-government values within the Republican Party. The wreath was hand-delivered to the D.C. offices of the Republican National Committee. "

Has there ever been a war movie spoof? Answer my own question even though Ive never heard of them..and Hot Shots doesnt count.

We need spoofs of movies that would be totally inappropriate..like Schindler's List or Philadelphia I was laughing like crazy at the episode of American dad Tearjerker where they did a mentally retarded jewish boy in nazi germany that loses his dog to cancer.

Im scouting out third parties to vote for, though only one of them so far has decided on a Presidential nominee. Sadly I think I would rather vote for Hillary than him. Of course the only two that I know of that get on ballots here in MD are the Libertarians and the Constitutionalists