Gary Floyd

-Milky made a much needed return, helping to make TSM interesting again. -Leena was banned for being a cunt who takes the internet as serious business, and made many aborted attempts at a return. -Ron Paul supporters are fucking crazy. -Chavez didn't become President for life (thank God), thus hurting the feelings of Cena's Writer and C-Bacon. -Huckabee and Romney got more support, while Rudy continues to tank. -Rosie became the worst fucking celebrity on Earth, left The View, revealed she's a Truther, and the list goes on. -Brittney attempted a comeback...and failed. -Something happened involving Chris Benoit...wildpegasus han't been heard from since. -Hillary lost some footing in grounds to her goal to become president. -Larry Craig has a wide stance, if you get my drift (hurr hurr hurr) -Athiests yelled at each other on Youtube. So much for religion being the blame for everything. Here's a rule: guys who are teenagers and/or live at home with there parents should not be Athiests, because they can't say things intelligently. (teens and people who live at home, not Athiests.) -Fark finally joined the ranks of Free Republic and Democratic Underground, as it is now a haven for truthers, trolls, conservative nutjobs, wanna be communists, and angry Athiests. -Anna Nicole died. Her last movie is Oh, and yes, that's Chyna. Speaking of which, her appearence on Larry King was something else. She'll be on "Celebrity Rehab" in January, and the fact that such a show exists kills my soul a bit. -Fuck Chocolate Rain, this is the best video on Youtube. -"Grindhouse" tanked, yet "Alvin and the chipmunks" made a ton of cash. For fuck's sake America. Oh, and "No Country for Old Men" is the best movie of the year. -Deon became the worst poster on TSM, and had his name changed to Douchebag. Carlito Brigante's stupidity continues unabated, as he got a girl pregnant and is getting in another fight. To quote snuffbox, "One day, ehme, the internet will take you as seriously as you take it."

Great moments in Carlito Brigante history.

Meanwhile, This thread on Fark is about the worst thing ever.

Post of the week. Also, WP's picture never fails to crack me up.

24. I'm 25 in April. Oh, and Happy Birthday.

1 1 National Treasure: Book of Secrets Buena Vista Pictures Distribution $35,632,000 $124,035,000 2 3832 2 3 Alvin and the Chipmunks 20th Century Fox Distribution $30,000,000 $142,375,000 3 3484 3 2 I Am Legend Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $27,500,000 $194,575,000 3 3636 4 4 Charlie Wilson's War Universal Pictures Distribution $11,768,000 $34,506,000 2 2575 5 10 Juno Fox Searchlight Pictures $10,300,000 $25,681,000 4 998 6 - Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem 20th Century Fox Distribution $10,050,000 $26,880,000 1 2611 7 - The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep Sony Pictures Releasing $9,200,000 $16,821,000 1 2772 8 6 P.S. I Love You Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $9,100,000 $23,398,000 2 2464 9 5 Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street DreamWorks SKG, Paramount Pictures, Warner Bros. Pictures International $8,000,000 $26,719,000 2 1249 10 7 Enchanted Buena Vista Pictures Distribution $6,500,000 $110,650,000 6 2262 11 - The Great Debaters MGM Distribution Company $6,304,000 $13,548,000 1 1171 12 9 The Golden Compass New Line Cinema $4,360,000 $58,869,000 4 1935

Come on, no "Sister, Sister" references? For shame.

New Order's Technique is their best album, and deserves more love.

They have a western starring HHH in development. After the performance of "The Condemned", I wouldn't be suprised if it either A.) Gets dumped straight to DVD, or B.) Barely has a theatrical release, thus joining the sub $1,000 club.

Lemon Party is nothing.

Apparently, Rob is thinking about making "Werewolf Women of the SS" his next movie. That's something I could actually get behind.

The video always makes me think of Passolini's take on De Sade's "120 Days of Sodom" That is one seriously fucked up movie.

hhhruls needs to return.

Is it weird that the name RAZ B makes me think of razazteca?

When I first saw "Cabin Fever", one of the things that went through my mind was "I always knew Shawn Hunter would kill some people."

The Iron Sheik and New Jack talk about Chris Benoit. Honky Tonk man is there, but he's outshined. Of course, New Jack tells it like it is.

Just saw it. it's bad, but it's laughably bad. Oh, and Yes, it's better than the first one, but not by much. Hardcore fans will be pissed, but if you want an unintentionally hilarious movie, than this is for you.

MMA.

23 Skidoo-"Coup"

Mike manages to piss people off wherever he goes. I love how Amazon deleted his comments.