Gary Floyd

He deserves 10-since he's Matt.

Wow, just...wow. I vaguely remember that shitty cartoon. It made my "creepiset shows on TV list."

Haha, you're a black guy. Jesse's done much worse than attention-whoring. That's 'hymie town' talk.

"Bug" is pretty damn good actually. In spite of the adviertisements, it isn't a horror movie. It's more of a dark comedy/drama. It's still a good movie. It came with the first five minutes of "Hostel part II" and the trailer to the new Lindsey Lohan vehicle "I Know Who Killed Me." They were both pretty "meh."

A couple friends and I have strongly considered pasting multiple copies of that all over the local Church of Scientology in downtown, and leaving them a stack of Necronomicons at the door. Do it. If you do, you'll become my favorite poster ever.

You are indeed. What the fuck dude? To think, I normally like you. Hell, I normally agree with your political beliefs.

Foetus Interruptus-"The Dispomaniac Kiss"

On my Ipod Death-Individual Thought Patterns Miles Davis-On the Corner Foetus Interruptus-Thaw

Article on said porno. My God, what the fuck is wrong with Japan?

Scour the net.

I had a music teacher who was a really annoying guy. He got fired when they caught him having sex with a guy in public. He also still lived with his mom.

NoCalMike thinks it will be good. That's a real suprise... I am suprised that he didn't type 2 or 3 long paragraphs about it.

Remember back when it was announced that "From Beyond" was going to get a director's cut DVD release? Well, it's coming out in September, along with the slasher classic "The Burning", a new edition of "Return of the Living Dead", and "Scarecrows" I really can't wait.

That is a horrible poster.

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351.) Lever that shows clips from the Chuck Norris movie "Breaker, Breaker" 352.) The Strange Ranger.

I'm more worried about Immigaytion. You see, these cyborg super gays from Mexico who are also illegal immigrants will take a part in the rise of the machines. Fortunatley, Sarah Conner will lead the resistance-oh, and a series of movies will be made about it. They'll be known as "The Termigaytor" series. So you see, whenever Invader3K is whining about illegal immigration, he's really just trying to warn us about the rise of the machines. How does he know about this? Well, he's from the future...

I recently wrote a song about the issue of immigration today. I feel that it makes a very powerful and bold statement. It's called "Lick My Love Pump"

I nominate Idi Amin.

He'll be back. They usually come back.

-Last Friday, I finally got to see the crazy preacher dude I told you about last time. The guy himself is a riot, and dances around a whole lot. Really, he does a little footwork. He also has a tendancy to smack his bible and shove it in people's faces. Anyways, he railed on and on about homosexuals (I hear he did a lot of ranting about Catholics when I wasn't there), so I told him "You know, gor a guy who rails on about homosexuals a lot, you sure do have a pretty gay hat." Afterwards, a gay guy walked up to me and said "I agree with ya dude." I haven't seen the crazy preacher since, though next time, I'll probably recite the theme from "Fresh Prince of Bell Air" to him. -I do have an excuse for not doing many journal entries lately: I've been knee deep in homework. I've had to finish reports, and finals are coming up, so there's the sad excuse. -Good news: "Masters of Horror" has been renewed for a third season. -Finally, Italian exploitation and horror director Bruno Mattei (aka "Vincent Dawn") has died. While none of his movies ("Hell of the Living Dead", "The Other Hell", "SS Extermination Love Camp", and "Rats: Night of Terror") were actually good, they were at least so good they were bad, in a MST3K sort of way. 1931-2007

Bruno Mattei died. Horror fans have most likely seen one of his movies ("Hell of the Living Dead", "Rats: The Night of Terror", "The Other Hall") and while none of his movies were any good, they did have their so bad it's good merits. So RIP.

Jesus and Mary Chain are on Letterman tonight.