Gary Floyd

Was that Lorne Michaels behind Jim?

"Swing low, sweet chariot."

Jan's got nice tits.

"Goodbye Kelly Kapoor." Oh no, please don't do anything to her...

Dwight's the replacement. Oh boy...

Alright, season finale time. "Big Haircut."

-Lately down at the quad at the university (it's by the library-I'm at Wright State, BTW) there has been this crazy preacher guy. I say he's crazy because he hates gays, Catholics, Liberals, and a host of the other usual suspects (insert joke by kkktookmybabyaway here). I haven't gotten to see him yet (a few of my friends have) but I've been wanting to, since I could use a good laugh. Also, he has about 15 or more people yelling at him, so I probably wouldn't have a word in. There were also two old guys outside two days ago (same day as the crazy preacher) protesting the war. I kind of felt bad for them. I mean, two people? That's not too good. -Fred Phelps is still at it (like you are suprised), ready to picket Jerry Falwells funeral (Phelps is one of the few people one Earth who almost makes Falwell look good-almost), and putting together a lovely video called God Hates the World. -Remember when it was announced that Prince Harry was going to serve in Iraq? Think Again. I guess his family found out that war is dangerous. That out of the way, you knew there was no way in hell he was going to fight over there. -Finally, tonight's the season finale of "The Office", which I'm looking forward to. What can i say, I love the show (especially Mindy Kaling, who plays the uber adorable Kelly Kapoor. To hell with Pam, I like Kelly)

Manorexia-"Armadillo Stance"

They will never end MadTV. Why?

New Trailer Is Up

Jerry's will. Hitchens' touching eulogy. No matter how much I hated Falwell was, he was still better than Phelps.

Did it an hour ago.

The fact that they didn't pick up "Babylon Fields" doesn't suprise me. CBS isn't exactly known for original programming that's intesting these days (Letterman and sometimes Ferguson are the only things on the channel I watch.) They may be #1, but they still bore me for the most part. My mom will be disappointed that "Jericho" wasn't picked up. She really liked the show. Might as well go call her...

"Hey Bob, did you know that black men used to be our slaves? Until a white man, Abraham Lincoln, set them free" "Hey! You're welcome." "Hey, don't mention it, use that freedom in any way you like"

God yes. I think he's even worse than Larry The Cable Guy and Dane Cook combined. That's saying something.

Agreed. She'll be back, so why bother. Carlito: Shut Up. I'll do that when you stop sucking at life. Which will be never, so I will remain un-silent. Wow, you sure showed me the error of my ways. By the way, your whole "heel" act is as stale as the bread in my cabinet.

Agreed. She'll be back, so why bother. Carlito: Shut Up.

Ah, Matt Cale from Ruthless Reviews. The site tends to be hit or miss, but the "10 Mosy Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All time" is one of the best things in the history of the net. Also great is the guide to 80's action movies.

I voted for the Replacements.

Ever since I got an IPod, I've had albums on it that are favorites on that IPod, Thing is, that list tends to change, so here's soe current favorites. The Slits-Cut-A reggae producer produces a band from an all femal punk band who aren't that good with their instruments (what punk band back in the day was?) and makes this badass album. It's a punk/postpunk classic, with plenty of reggae/dub rhythms, sardonic lyrics, and plenty of attitude. James Brown-Black Caesar OST-Soundtrack Brown did for a Blaxspotation flick is pretty damn catchy, with classics like "The Boss" and "Down and Out in New York City." A realy underrated gem. Cabaret Voltaire-Code-OOP and hard to find, this album is probably the groups most accessible release, filled with electro and funk groves while still not losing any of their identity. Joy Division-Closer-The band's second (and last) studio album predicts the oncoming goth and new wave movements coming together. Also may be the most depressing album ever recorded. EPMD-Strictly Buisiness-Old school hip hop at it's best, with plenty of samples, catchy beats, and awesome rhymes. Also the first hip hop album I know of to reference Steve Martin. Scientist-Heavyweight Dub Champion-Pretty short, but awesome dub reggae album. Agalloch-Not Unlike the Waves-I already mentioned this in the "Metal Albums I'm enjoying" entry. Henry Mancini-A Touch of Evil OST-Hell yes. Soundtrack to a classic film noir movie directed by Orson Welles, and full of old scholl rock, afro cuban rhythms, sleezy horns, old west style pianos, and other such things Manfred Hubler and Siegfried Schwab-Vampyros Lesbos Sexadelic Dance Party-Another awesome soundtrack (to a pretty bad movie) features plenty of organ, mod style fuzzy guitars, sitars, trombones, and other old school psychedelic sounds. Great stuff.

I tend to lean left, but fuck Michael Moore. The guy is the ultimate attention whore, and I find it a little more than convinient that he pulls this shit before his latest movie.

"Dont worry, it's not a live grenade or anything."

I find it interesting that while she was here, people eventually lost interest in her, but when she leaves, everyone talks about her again.