Gary Floyd

Even though the WWE did "See No Evil", I'm all for ripping on "The Da Vinci Code". I hated the book, and I'm glad the movie is being trashed.

WrestleCrap Contender, no doubt. No offense, but do you hate eveything? Because that was fucking awesome.

Ok then, moving on...

#1 That wasn't Austin's fault. #2 Austin isn't Christ, either. No, but he is

Let me get this straight, did RVD botch the Van Daminator? Yeah, he totally botched it.

Well, that was (mercifully) quick.

I remember seeing that. One of the lamest attempts at comedy I've seen on the net.

Well, now we know why Kane hates May 19th (lame ass backstory). At least it's finally over.

Why did someone think it was a good idea for Uwe Boll to make another shitty movie out of a video game? Some things are just unexplainable mysteries of the universe. I await "Animal Crossing: The Movie: The Game" Actually, his next directorial effort is a movie version of "Dungeon Siege".

It's been a while since i mentioned it, but since I just saw a comercial for the DVD, I'll ask again: Why on Earth did somebody actually think that "Date Movie" was a good idea?

"Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift": So bad Paul Walker isn't even in it.

Ah, good to see Heyman again.

I'm really starting to like Foley more. He's doing pretty good as a heel, IMO.

-Well, the weather around here has really improved, though according to the Weather Channel, it will rain on Thursday. -Christ, college is really beating me with homework. I've got a second draft of a short story to complete, three reviews of short stories, an essay on a poem, and various other things. That's what you get in the last two weeks of college. -"The Da Vinci Code" is the #1 movie in America. Maybe I won't have to hear about it all of the time from the news now. -People in the community I live in are pretty fucking loud right now. I have constantly had to hear yelling cursing, yelling and cursing, and other such things every day and every night, and it's annoying. -I slept funny two nights ago, so right now, my shoulder is killing me. I can't even walk without feeling a bit of pain. Gotta go and do more homework. Next time: More complaints and grieviences, and maybe an amusing website.

I hate the show. Racist Frankenstein is the only remotely amusing character on it. Other than that, it's dreadful.

You hate hippies too? Good to know.

New additions Ministry-Most Of Filth Pig and With Sympathy Depeche Mode-Dreaming of Me and Just Can't get Enough Led Zeppelin-All of my Love

I've seen that picture too many times for it to be funny now.

Pink Floyd-Learning To Fly

After reading Downhomes review, I think I'll skip it when it comes to DVD. I don't care if you don't see anything: the world should not have to see Kane bleed his weed. I know Vince thinks we do, but we don't.

Abominable-7.5/10-Suprisingly a hell of a lot of fun. (Yes, the guy who did the posters for all 6 Star Wars movies and Raiders of the Lost Ark did the poster to this one)

Well, on another note, they just showed "Abominable" on Sci-Fi (it's not really a sci fi pictures original though, as it had a small theatrical release last month) and it was suprisingly a hell of a lot of fun. It's on again at 1:00 AM, and I recomend it. Plus, it's got some cool death scenes (including one nearing the end that I marked out for. You'll know it when you see it), and some genre vets (Lance Hendrikson, Jeffrey Combs,Dee Wallace Stone,), so again, it gets my recomendation.

It's like "Rock against Racism", only stupid.

I haven't seen it, but I read a review (from reliable B-Movie reviewer and Death Valley Driver Forum Regular/Horror Channel Reviewer Foywonder) that says that you see Kane spanking the monkey in it. Yep, Vince definately loves this one. Also, I've already mentioned this, but I remember when I saw "Hostel" in theatres, and the trailer for "See No Evil" was shown. The whole audience was in dumbfounded silence in how bad the movie looked.

Pet Shop Boys-It's a Sin