Gary Floyd

Juggalos really are the lowest rung of the music fan ladder. As horrible as groups like Nickleback and Hinder are, at least their fans don't treat their fandom like it's some kind of culture.

I know a guy kinda like that. His mom asked him if she could borrow one of his porno flicks.

You poor man. I remember back in high school, all the ICP fans were fat, unwashed white trash nobody liked. Well, except this one guy, who was also convinced that Tupac was still alive. He'd fucking swear by it, even claiming to have seen him on a talk show talking about faking his death. He didn't come to accept the truth until 12th grade.

New episdode, "The Doctor is Sin", is on the fix.

I agree. This makes me laugh really hard. Mostly because they are ICP fans though.

Yes, I love Sex Style! I'm a huge fan of filthy rap in all guises. That reminds me, while I normally don't like Cage, I do love The Smut Peddler's Porn Again. Damn underappreciated album.

So, we have "godthedog" so far in the "doesn't get the bit" camp. What's there not to "get?"

^Listen to this man, he tells the truth.

If anything, it should be a nice alternative to all the reality tv we'll be getting this summer.

Nice first episode. Good acting, some nice moments, and a great creature. The ending was a bit lame, but still, good stuff.

Awesome.

I love it when KOAB makes posts like this.

Urgh, Blink 182 are fucking terrible. Banky's gonna be pissed.

I remember back in the day, it was considered practically forbidden to admit you liked "Scream" to other horror fans. I wonder if it still is.

Best series of pictures ever? Possibly.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/04/30/97-scarves/ I love that site.

All of Grindhouse, both Hostel, The Devil's Rejects, both Hills Have Eyes, Sin City, and the entire Saw series all managed to get R ratings. Why not this one? I highly doubt they'll get an R rating. I don't know why, but I just do.

First off, there is a remake of "The Wizard of Gore" coming out. I actually have interest in it, as Crispin Glover is playing Montag the Magnificent (say what you will about the remake, but you gotta admit, that's a great casting.) Second of all, "I Spit on You Grave" is a definative love it or hate it movie. We all know Ebert's famous review, and it's one of the few horror/exploitation movies from the 70's that still gets plenty of controversy. Thing is, over time, it's found it's defenders, and not just horror fans. Some feminists, film critics, and film historians today declare it as a good movie. Like it or not, it's rightfully considered a cult classic. Granted, there are better rape/revenge movies ("Last House on the Left", "Thriller: A Cruel Picture"), but ISOYG is the most controversial. The thing to me is, not only how are they going to remake ISOYG, but how are they going to do an R- rated remake? It's impossible to do an R-rated version of that movie, especially today. Also luke-o, you are from England. Is that movie still cut, or have they finally released the uncut version. Just wondering, since I always found the whole "Video Nasties" thing from back in the day fascinating.

Fair enough, given that she was almost eleven centuries ago. Oh come on! That doesn't count anymore! I'm going to have to consult the judges on this one: Does this still count? Fuck you Magic 8-Ball. It never gives the "good answer"! Eh, Magic 8-Balls suck anyway.

"Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Nightmare Coat" had me laughing for 40 seconds. Also, "Midgitlers."

I hated this fucking movie. It was the most annoying, bloated, pretentious attempt at "satire" I've seen in a very long time and made me want to hurt Richard Kelly. I mean come on Justin Timberlake lipsynching The Killers Horrible attempts at symbolism Kevin Smith as a Iraq War vet Will Sasso The "Anarchists" sub plot (with Cheri O'Teri!) The horrible attempts at humor (though "Teen Horniness is not a Crime" amuses me) Way too many plots that I largely couldn't get into (God knows I tried) The biggest problem I had with the movie, is that I felt like it was trying to say something (well, several things), but it couldn't. The story is way too muddled, and it tries so hard to be different that it just ended up feeling more forced and manufactured than anything. It's like he wanted to do some kind of David Lynch meets Fellini, but it all fails. At least the acting was good for the most part.

Eh, it's no "Cuuuurrrrtis!"

Heads up, because the series starts tonight. Tonight's episode: "Sacrifice" Directed by: Breck ("Sahara", upcoming remakes of "Creature from the Black Lagoon" and "The Crazies") Eisner Written by: Mick ("The Stand", "Critters 2", "Riding the Bullet", the novel "Development Hell") Garris Based on: Del Howison's short story "The Lost Herd" Starring: Jeffrey ("The Nine") Pierce, Jesse "(NBC's "Friday Night Lights") Plemons, Rachel ("She's All That", "Californication") Miner, Stephen ("Port Charles") Martines, and Mircea ("Drive") Monroe. Plot: Four criminals find themselves stranded in an old, snow covered fort, inhabited by a trio of seductive sirens. Of course, both the fort and the sirens have some dark secrets. The official site for the series is here.

That's it? If anything, the ad should be taken of the air for being a shitty scarf I see hipsters wear.

This made me laugh.