PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

My school gave everyone in my Freshman class a copy of that stupid book at orientation in an attempt to create some kind of campus-wide book club or something. I've yet to meet a single person who actually read it.

Michael Curry is a fucking terrible coach and needs to be fired asap.

Nothing from Plastic Ono Band? WTF mate??

Yeah wasn't he notorious for eating meals consisting solely of, like, gummi worms and Mountain Dew? Perhaps he's just never peeled an apple/used a paring knife before. Cut him some slack, guys.

So if OU barely squeaks by Florida and Texas totally crushes Ohio State is there a possibility that the AP could vote Texas #1 at the end? Because that'd be fun.

Pistons are down 65-43 to the Knicks at halftime. Michael Curry is an awful coach.

One of these days I really need to dig into Detroit Techno in a more thorough way than just typing "Juan Atkins" into YouTube and clicking on random things. What's a good compilation to start with, gary floyd?

One of my friends's girlfriend is an elementary education major. She's taking a 300-level English class this semester and I somehow got roped into editing her final paper. For the most part it was everything I expected: rudimentary/awkward sentence construction, poorly structured arguments, a lack of solid textual support, &c. A little irritating, but no big deal, really. Then I came across this doozy: lol?

"I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye - Q: Would this have gotten so far if California Raisins commercials weren't an ever-present staple of our collective youths? Food for thought. "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles - "Fortunate Son" is cool but it's just totally outclassed here. "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys "Gimme Shelter" by The Rolling Stones

Hahaha Kevin Garnett made Glen Davis cry

O.J. Simpson is the most alternative man alive

bob barron gets kinda cunty sometimes. I rlly don't think it's in the community's best interests to have someone with such a prickly demeanor holding a position of authority. Just my .02 cents/

One of these things is not like the other two.

United Arab Emirates

Plz stop fagging up this Taylor Swift thread with posts about the Jonas Brothers. tia

Yugoslavia

Uhmm....

I didn't mean it in a bad way. I mean, I think she's totes adorable.

I do! I don't even think she's that hot. She's more "endearingly gawky" than anything.

Can you believe that one Jonas brother dumped her?! What a fag.

I don't think so. Maybe? I don't know. I live in Michigan, man; I don't really have my finger on the pulse of hipster America. I just really like "Our Song"

Welp, I just admitted to liking Taylor Swift in public. Cred destroyed.

Well I think she's pretty rad, but I don't know what to tell you here. There's not really a lot to "get" with Taylor Swift, ya know? Either you think she's totally adorable and endearing or you don't. Not a whole lot more to it than that.

Jeff Dunham is cool because he combines offensive racial stereotypes with hacky ventriloquist schtick. Can't beat that combo! Hahah love that part where he makes fun of how Arab names are pronounced.

Taylor Swift is a pretty big deal.