EL BRUJ0

Negroe you bes' qualify dat shit! Have you ever been to a third world messageboard? Now there's some depressed defecating right there. Even if they could somehow trade enough livestock for messageboarding privileges, they would collapse from the combination of hunger pains and having to type out all the clicks and whistle sounds. So before you take your manicured hands and gently stroke them across your gold-plated keyboard to type out your latest metrosexual manifesto, please give some consideration to the truly poor people of the world wide web. No, you're just not trying: This thread is ghey You're ghey This shit is ghey j00 = ghey See, it's not that hard. I don't know about you, but pigfucking is one of the highlights of a good day for me. I did, but when I Came to Daddy he was sippin' on the ratsmilk, while moms waz poppin' pills and stick twirlin'. Son, j00 don't wan non a dis.

Don't be so hard on yourself kid, in time you too will have posts where there where no posts before.

Come on kid, I was sincerely giving props to the hardcore peeps, no need to ruin it with your insecurities. Yep. I'm so anal that I can't resist... You misspelled here.

Calm down kiddo; I'm halfway unzipping my fly, and already your mouth salivates. I know you like answering to "whose your daddy?" as many times as you can, but impatience is a turn off.

The ghey wrestling shite belongs in the "classics" folders, FS. I thought you knew, homie.

I don't know whose hancock you've got, but it ain't mine. Bruj0 just ain't got the dedication it takes to make it work.

Never in my most moistening of fantasies could I have invisioned the splendid gheconomy that came about from this folder recent turning. Give yourselves a pat on the crotch or buttocks (which ever is your preference gents), as I'm sure you've earned it for this special Olympian task you've completed.

This idea has ghey shoved all up in its colon; go for it.

I'm sh0cked that no one has mentioned "gaytime" as an option. Oh, and next on the screen-name hitlist should be -ib-.

No I didn't...

*Yawn* Let's get this is over with, my peeps: This thread is ghey and likes to eet teh p00p... just like mike.

A girl can dream, though, a girl can dream...

No gaytime? Color me disappointed.

I know I wouldn't, seeing as his fuckass isn't worth responding to.

That's right boy, Malcolm in the Middle pwnz j00.

While extremely shocking, no one was more surprising than El Brujo. Not by a long shot. Wait until I unveil my picture. Everyone will be shocked. It'll be such a shock that all of the males here will begin to question their own sexuality. I couldn't believe that dude's a goth. Mind was blown. It was the picture of me laying in the trunk that did it, wasn't it?

Hey David, that Inca guy stole your avatar.

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Kotz = the nu-Nick Berg?

I'll play if you're still game.

Don't mind me folks, just walking through: This thread is ghey.

Christ, he meant that the text was big. It's a fucking sad day when IB manages to 0wn somebody.

^ghey

Let's dance put on your red shoes and dance the blues Let's dance to the song they're playin' on the radio Let's sway while color lights up your face Let's sway sway through the crowd to an empty space If you say run, I'll run with you If you say hide, we'll hide Because my love for you Would break my heart in two If you should fall Into my arms And tremble like a flower Let's dance for fear your grace should fall Let's dance for fear tonight is all Let's sway you could look into my eyes Let's sway under the moonlight, this serious moonlight If you say run, I'll run with you If you say hide, we'll hide Because my love for you Would break my heart in two If you should fall Into my arms And tremble like a flower Let's dance put on your red shoes and dance the blues Let's dance to the song they're playin' on the radio Let's sway you could look into my eyes Let's sway under the moonlight, this serious moonlight

The stripping daughter would be fine, cause then we could extort and blackmail married losers. For one whole day: walk around with a boombox blasting out "Poison" or rocking the mullet?