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I still have the funny feeling this is an elaborate way for Stephen Harper to step down as leader and take a few of the opposition with him. Something about the whole thing just screams "nobody could be that stupid." Albertans have a yearning for fascism in all but name. The sooner we come to grips with that the better.

Word on the street is it's going to be a Liberal if the coalition comes off. I can't see them selecting Dion considering the character assassination of him. (I mean, really, did he fuck Mike Duffy's girlfriend or something?) I can see it either being Bob Rae, Ignatieff, Gerard Kennedy, or as an outside pick, Ralph Goodale.

Episode V: The Liberals Strike Back. Or maybe not. The term "Constitutional Crisis" has been thrown around, and this might be the one time the Governor General actually earns a paycheque. The question I have to ask is: what the hell are the Tories thinking? Their recklessness bit them in the ass. Maybe the notion of another couple of years in a minority was too much to bear and Harper's team is falling on its own sword. Let the Grit/NDP coalition take over for a while and then come screaming back with a new leader? My advice to the states: you've talking and joking about it for years. Screw waiting around for Obama to take the oath of office, invade us NOW and just fucking get it over with. Even money says the Always Classy Sun has changed their tune on the policy in the past 48 hours.

You mean only for snobs who spend so much they really don't care how it tastes?

Leena is a psycho cunt.

I've always been partial to "Fuckin in the Bushes" so it was a pleasant surprise when I found out Nigel McGuinness uses it. "Revolution Blues" by Neil Young and "Weapon" by Matthew Good for heel themes. For a face theme "Dang!" by Buck 65 is a natural, if only because the track is sampled from the theme for the Nova Scotia indy he grew up watching.

You're Johnson. DIE.

Have you seen my future, brother?

Especially at 0:26.

what

Bring Eagan back; it sounds like he'd fit in perfectly.

THIS

I think it's Jim Mallon that's in charge of producing the DVDs, since apparently he's the one that's been making the money off of them. So, blame Gypsy.