UZI Suicide

The Miz is actually getting better. John Morrison is horrible though. He can't say anything with sounding like he's reading it intently straight off of a cue card.

How do I know who has picked who so far?

If I were the Lakers, I'd bench Lamar Odom when Trevor Ariza gets back. He's ace on defense and I think Odom could be a great sixth man.

Devean George blocks the trade and then proceeds to play 33 minutes, shooting 0-11 from the field last night. You have to admire that man's swagger.

Scott Hall is never going to stay clean unless he leaves the business and he's probably blown through too much money to do that yet.

"Snow (Hey Oh)" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is the official theme song for Wrestlemania 24. That's an odd choice.

I'd love to talk about this, but only in :the thread: and this is clearly just.. the thread.

What is deal with Jack Johnson? That guy is terrible and yet seems to be a main act everywhere he goes. I mean, headlining with Pearl Jam, Metallica and Kanye West? What fucking planet am I living on?

I'll take the Dallas Cowboys.

OK, so I'm thinking Jack went to Hurley's funeral in the S3 finale. Hurley told him "never say never".. well, Hurley dies, causing an already fragile Jack to go off the deep end, he realizes they have to go back to the island and that's where he calls Kate.

CBright isn't even as upset about Heath Ledger's death as BX is upset about him being upset about it. I just woke up and I don't know if that even made sense, but basically, the guy is being an enormous douche. As far as the drug video - blah, so he was a junkie hanging out at a posh Hollywood drug party. Color me shocked. Half of your favorite actors/actresses were probably at that party and just didn't make it on camera.

Or....the losses to Chavo and Edge are ways to set up a program. Why does there always have to be a reason why someone loses? There doesn't, but there always seems to have to be one when CM Punk loses.

Why the hell would you post this AFTER the event in question when it's pretty clear he's not getting a title run right now (and neither is Triple H)?

This crowd kind of sucks, at least compared to the typical MSG crowd. I'm beginning to wonder if those people sitting right by the entrance are wheelchair bound because they don't seem to stand up for anything.

What the fuck is wrong with people.

I can see Punk making the Final 4.

Man, how fucked are the Redskins? No coach worth his salt is going to take that job. They'll end up with some retread like Jim Fassel.

Little Ceasers is $5 for a reason. I used to say there's no such thing as a bad pizza, but that was before I had Little Ceasers.

Yeah, I saw the clip people are talking about. The reporters asked Jack for his reaction to Heath's death and Jack asked what happened and they told him it was drugs. Jack simply said "I warned him".

I have to admit, I got so fucking giddy when I saw this thread title. He'll probably be back though.

So much for building up to a CM Punk-Edge match.

Chavo Guerrero? REALLY?

That match was shit and Kofi botched his shitty ass spin-kick finisher.

Why can't it just be that the guy was a fucking junkie? I mean, I liked him, pretty good actor, but I find it ridiculous that everyone is trying to find excuses now when he probably was always just a guy who liked drugs.