UZI Suicide

2006 Die Hard of the Year announced Written: December 27, 2006 Voting has ended and you, the ECW fans, have selected Melanie Halton and Angie Grose as the 2006 Die Hards of the Year. Both beauties came out to the Oct. 10 show in Jacksonville, Fla. to support their girl, and hometown hero, Kelly Kelly. In a very close poll, Melanie and Angie beat out a slew of other Die Hards including Pepsi fiend Jerry, Milwaukee Buck Charlie Villanueva and vampiric Lashley-loving Leslie Sharon Murray. Be sure to show your extreme pride at an ECW show and you could be the next ECW Die Hard.

During the tail end of a press conference today in Kansas City to promote this weekend's New Year's Revolution PPV, Jonathan Coachman, who was acting as moderator, responded to a contingent of fans loudly chanting "TNA" by remarking, "TNA is like Kansas City, inferior to WWE." Coachman had been playing heel to the crowd the entire conference, ripping on his legitimate hometown. The comment aired live over the initial webcast of the press conference on the WWE website, but was quickly edited off the archived version. -PWInsider.com

Nick Saban must have learned what Pete Carroll keeps saying about the NFL - it sux.

The local news here had a little snippet about the K-Fed/Cena match in their entertainment report last night, the guy said.."The match ended when the large samoan in face paint who goes by Umaga (he pronounced it YOO-MAY-GEE) delivered a punishing blow to Cena, allowing K-Fed to sneak into the ring and pin him, becoming the new world wrestling heavyweight champion."

Are Boris Alexiev and Armando Alejandro Estrada brothers? Alexiev looks exactly like him. http://ovwrestling.com/Superstars/boris_alexiev.htm

I bet at Survivor Series 07, you'll have Vince trying to screw whoever he's feuding with at the time, but they try to show how Shawn Michaels has "changed", as he steps in and says "NO VINCE, I WON'T ALLOW IT, NOT THIS TIME" and interferes, but then the montreal crowd boos him even worse and pelts him with various snacks and refreshments.

Eric Clapton - Tears in Heaven There couldn't possibly be a sadder song than that. When you hear this song played at the funeral of a loved one, it is the worst feeling in the world.

FROM THE EAST COAST TO THE WEST COAST DOWN THE DIXIE HIGHWAY, BACK HOME THIS IS OUR COUNTRY DO DO DO DO DO DOOOO THIS IS OUUUUR COUNTRY.

I really can't say a bad thing about Fox Sports as long as FSN West keeps Lindsay Soto employed.. Of course, I'm sure ESPN will scoop her up before too long, making FSN completely unwatchable unless it's for Lakers or Dodgers games.

If you got hired into a business you knew absolutely nothing about and then everyone expected you to just know shit and then acted like you were stupid when you didn't would you think that was fair? I find alot of the Zidian stuff to be hilarious personally but this is what you get when you hire people who don't work in the industy. It goes like this, if you want people to just know things and act a certain way hire people who are in the business. If you are going to hire models who have no experience at all the rules have to be different for awhile. Expecting people who never worked in wrestling to just know things about the locker room and the "boys" and act like they've been in the business for years is retarded on the WWE's part. Maybe you're right but it's stupid to still cop an attitude after you are told details about the business / company. She was still a bitch and disrespected Stephanie even after she knew Steph was the bosses' daughter. How dumb can you be? Exactly. Her telling Layla El she was "collecting dust", telling Vicky she's ugly and dissing Steph are not because of her lack of "wrestling etiquette", it's because she's a bitch. You don't have to know anything about the business to know not to be a cunt to your co-workers. And I don't care if Steph was a fuckin janitor, if a person at a place you're brand new at is offering you advice, it's PROBABLY because they know what they are doing, so the best response would not be "who are you to dare give me advice?".

Justin Timberlake has a good voice, but I don't see any discernable musical talent there. Unbelievable production by The Neptunes on Justified and Timbaland on FutureSex/LoveSounds are what made those albums. I mean, SexyBack would be a catchy song no matter who was singing it, IMO. That song is all Timbaland.

At Gamestop a while back, some nerdy fuck who spends all his free time there (I can't remember the last time I've gone in and not seen him there, and he doesn't work there) told some guy who was pre-ordering a PS3.. "I wouldn't buy that if I were you. PS3's are overheating and exploding on the developers and game testers" I naturally, told him that was bullshit. Then he tells me about how it's 100% and his "sources" told him this, and that it would delay the PS3.

Johnny Depp and Keith Richards from the set of POTC 3.. Can't wait to see this.

LOW BLOW GUYS. LOW BLOW. So Paul is the third party that owns part of the board, and spent all effort to "work" a board that he has an ownership stake in, then gloated about it on another board, but is now back on this board to prove to everyone "bullet proof" he is. What the fuck. I need a drink.

SERIOUS VOICES.

Test looks fucked up.

BRAD ARMSTRONG! HES A MOLE FOR VKM! TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA

Aside from needing a tan, she looks good as fuck in that pic.

Super WWE fan Kevin Tucker, a resident of Newport News, Va., drove to Richmond dressed like his favorite WWE Superstar, Undertaker. His rendition of the Deadman was so genuine, he even had Undertaker’s symbol tattooed on his neck and the authentic eye-paint.

Who's with me? I thought John Mayer was annoying, but this guy takes the cake.

This could be dangerous.

Fuck, nothing is ever easy with GNR, but a "tentative" release date has been set and GnR's jackass manager Merck Mercuriadis seems to have been fired.

I don't recall ever saying it was written in stone that RVD is gone, but at this point his world title push has been scrapped and he's jobbing on TV to Test in matches with no build-up whatsoever, and now he'll likely toil around in the mid-card while Test and Lashley feud. Now combine that with the rumors of him wanting to go to TNA. Hey I'm not saying, "OH MY GOD, HE'S DOOM!!!!!!!!!" (the fuck?), but his future in the WWE doesn't exactly seem bright.

Why is it everytime someone looses to Test, someone on the board says their loosing their job and their pretty much done with the WWE? You people do realize that Test is pretty much going to be ECW #1 heel now that Big Show is gone right? Because Test blows? Because there's rumors of RVD being interested in leaving for TNA? Because his contract his up in a few months? Because jobbing him out in a pointless TV match that got no hype can't bode well for his future with the company?