UZI Suicide

Fuck em.

Why? Who would you rather have.... Dick Jauron? Oh nevermind, a team actually hired him. There's better candidates out there. The game has passed Parcells by.

This is actually his fourth year, and hopefully his last.

Dallas wins by more than 10.

You know Ortonsault is going to kick all your asses for what has transpired in this thread, right?

THURSDAY Clemson SATURDAY Oklahoma Michigan State Florida State Cincinnati Penn State Kent State Georgia Tech Florida Kansas State UCLA Arizona State Texas A&M Tennessee Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Oklahoma/Missouri game? 27 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Tennessee's Erik Ainge have against South Carolina? 238

Romomania runs wild this week. Look out Carolina - YOU CAN'T STOP HIM, YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HIM.

This might have been the worst episode of LOST ever. The "forced confession of false love" bit with Pickett-Sawyer-Kate was just laughably bad. At least they didn't go with what I thought they would do at some point (Ben holding a gun to Sawyer and Jack and asking who she loved more), but this was almost as bad. The whole scene was just embarassingly and probably sounded better in the writer's heads than it came across on screen. The big reveal is that they're on another island? What a shocker. I was expecting to see the empire state building or something like that, but no, we get another island.. who the fuck didn't know there was another island? Total letdown.

Sweet. Piss off Lashley, you're no longer needed.

Watching that really makes me appreciates the WWE production team. That just felt so, I dunno.. lackluster. TNA has no idea how to capture a "special moment" like that - you've got the announcers screaming over it, the crowd drowned out by both the announcers and the poor production quality, and absolutely no shots of the jubilation of the crowd. But yeah, anyway.. Joe vs. Angle should be cool.

What if it was a pink shirt with two guys buttfucking on the front.

Catcher in the Rye That's a better new song from Chinese Democracy than Better or I.R.S, IMO.

No, no, I think (assuming we don't have to wait several more years) this will do about two million in sales; like that last Jacko album, it'll draw out the diehards and the curious. Modern rock radio will embrace a single or two, but—like Invincible—it'll ultimately prove to be out-of-step with today's commercial climate, and any heat this album generates will be gone within six months. I think the difference is Invincible sounded (or tried to sound) exactly like his old stuff, while the songs that have leaked off of Chinese Democracy don't sound much like old GnR.

THURSDAY North Carolina Utah SATURDAY Michigan State N.C. State Texas Rutgers Wisconsin South Carolina Baylor Florida State Texas Tech Oregon State Houston Clemson Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Georgia Tech/Clemson game? 27 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Texas' Colt McCoy have against Nebraska? 213

Robin Finck is fuckin useless. Bumblefoot rules though. I hope this is true - can't wait to hear a CD quality versions of Catcher in the Rye and Madagascar.

Hey, does Cryme Tyme's finisher have a name yet? I suggest, "The Drive By"

"Nice guys are losers" is probably the worst slogan the WWE marketing minds have ever come up with.

Is this going to be another one of those things where everyone hates the person when they're here, then when they're gone it's like "OMGZ THEY WERE ALWAYS UNDERAPPRECIATED111!!"

Did you just admit to being a TRL viewer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1h71vEQtCM

Unbelievable how some of these coaches pucker their buttholes in tight games and end up just tying the noose around their necks all the tighter. Denny Green looked so uncomfortable with the lead that he couldn't wait to give it up. Matt Leinart is going to be an excellent QB in this league, it's too bad his coach is a retard.

Dude, just kill yourself. I mean, this is just...wow. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Tony Romo to T.O. for his third TD catch of the game. There's no stopping Romomania now.

Mike Knox: "I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis" by Anal Cunt. CM Punk: "You Rollerblading Faggot" by Anal Cunt. Kelly Kelly: "Women: Nature's Punching Bag" by Anal Cunt. Kevin Thorne: "You Fucking Freak" by Anal Cunt. Matt Striker: "I Noticed That You're Gay" by Anal Cunt. Test: "Steroids Guy" by Anal Cunt. Hardcore Holly: "You're A Fucking Cunt" by Anal Cunt.

If Terrell Owens retired tomorrow, what ESPN cease to exist?