UZI Suicide

the fan yelling "ARE YOU GUYS RETARDED" was sadly the highlight of that main event, and the show in general.

LMAO @ RVD pinning Sabu. He's gotta be so stoned right now.

Sting retires Jarrett from TNA in October and takes the belt, faces Christian at the November PPV, then gets destroyed by Joe at the December PPV and bows out of TNA.

I'm going to retire from the internet.

From this week's observer. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm not sure how the ratings system goes, but couldn't all of those viewers have tuned out due to the awful Knox/Test debacle that happened a little while prior? I doubt 113,000 people would just say "Oh, fuck this, CM Punk is not my cup of tea!"

ECW is killing everything else on Sci Fi in ratings, so it amazes me that NBC is so concerned about getting RAW guys on there to bring in more ratings. And a big FUCK YOU to Brian Gerwitz.

#8 I can live with that.

My plan is to buy a 360 around Christmas, then buy a PS3 when the price drops in a year or so.

What these bitches want from a nigga? What you want.. (what you want) What these bitches want from a nigga? Really want.. What these bitches want from a nigga? I've been keepin you up on it Bling bling'n, on that jewelry girl I bought it What these bitches want from a nigga? Aiyyo, tell me what you want from me Baby tell me what you want from me!

Police and niggers That's right Get out of my way Don't need to buy none of your goldchains today

Vince McMahon apparently lost his cool at Shannon Moore who he felt buckled to the ECW crowd by delivering a lackluster match to a horrible crowd reaction and then getting on the mike afterwards saying, "I'm not here to impress the internet." Vince ordered the finish of the dark match between CW Anderson and Moore be changed mid-match to have Anderson go over and he also order that the two switch roles and Anderson work face. On the August 8th show, there was no mention of him on the show so many backstage think he blew his chance. credit: prowrestling.com

Ricky Bobby vs. Pete Carroll

This is more along the lines of the deja vu I'm expecting for week 5..

Don't be silly, Dawkins can't keep up with T.O. Lendale White and some safety got into a fight and White spit on him.

You'd have to be nursing one fake injury before you can have "another" one, and he doesn't have a fake injury.

It's preseason, it doesn't matter. That's not to say McNabb won't be good this year (although I'm not expecting anything too great), but if he's going to even be decent this year then he's kind of expected to do well in the preseason.

Two series' in a preseason game against the Browns and he's BACK!!!!

Winning bid: US $1,051.00 You've got to be kidding me.

This upcoming season is going to suck for me. I just finished my first year with Texas Tech - Graham Harrell threw for 4,590 yards and 41 TD's and won the Heisman, then leaves for the NFL. My two impact players on offense, WR's Joel Filani and Jarrett Hicks, both seniors and 1,000+ yard receivers, are gone, along with my #3 receiver Robert Johnson. Had a good year but I lost in the Orange Bowl to Miami. I guess it's time to find out if it's as easy to replace people in the Tech system on the game as it is in real life

I used to think Kevin Federline was a gold digger, but I've come to realize he's earned every penny putting up with that broad.

I like what they did with Punk. They're clearly building him up into a star and making his matches seem like a big deal instead of just throwing him out there.

"Breastfeeding Jim J. Bullock's Toenail Collection"

Why are they bothering to debut new people when they don't even have enough TV time for the guys they currently have.

This crowd can suck a dick.

I must be the only one that thinks Ariel looks like a tranny - and I dig goth looking chicks.