UZI Suicide

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If Terrell Owens retired tomorrow, what ESPN cease to exist?

Hey sorry I'm like two hours past the deadline. I couldnt get to a computer till now, hope these picks still count.. SATURDAY Wake Forest North Carolina Oklahoma State Rutgers Texas A&M East Carolina Marshall Virginia Kent State Illinois Florida Michigan Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Florida/Auburn game? 40 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Rutgers' Ray Rice have against Navy? 136

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Oh, McNabb will probably be TIME's Man of the Year after tonight. There's just no excuse for that choke job from Bledsoe. Parcells has to bench him.

That better be Bledsoe's final pass as a Dallas Cowboy. Romo has got to start next week.

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I'll be going to Dodgers-Mets game 3. I've got seats right behind the backstop, so I plan on telling Paul Lo Duca he's a fag at least three times per inning.

I can't believe you still use Internet Explorer.

If it makes Mets fans feel any better, the Dodgers lost middle reliever Joe Beimel for possibly the series after cutting his hand drinking a glass of water in his hotel room. Not that losing him is as bad as losing your game 1 starter, but he's been a dependable lefty out of the pen for us the last few months.

Why would Kelly want to date some straight edge loser anyway.

Punk's shirt is already #6 on the Shopzone Top 10 best sellers.

This suspension proves that as always, Peter King has his hands firmly on the pulse of the NFL!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14924690/ McDonald’s considers selling breakfast all day Planned changes to restaurants would allow menu that aided turnaround Reuters Updated: 2:05 p.m. ET Sept 20, 2006 LOS ANGELES - McDonald’s Corp. may soon offer its breakfast menu all day long as a new restaurant layout will make it easier to prepare a wide variety of foods at once, its chief executive said Wednesday. Speaking at the Bank of America 36th Annual Investment Conference in San Francisco, McDonald’s CEO Jim Skinner said the company was implementing a new restaurant operating system that would finally make selling breakfast all day possible. “It’s not compatible with our current operating system,” Skinner said about offering its breakfast menu all day. “But with this system, that could be possible.” The so-called flexible operating platform will make McDonald’s food preparation processes more transparent to customers and “offer more variety with greater ease,” Skinner said. Breakfast sales have been a key part of McDonald’s three-year turnaround thanks in part to products like McGriddles sandwiches and a new, stronger coffee blend. But the restaurants stop serving breakfast late in the morning to switch over to burgers and other items for lunch and dinner. The breakfast period has been the “strongest performer” among McDonald’s three major meal segments in the last two to three years and remains “extremely strong,” Chief Financial Officer Matthew Paull said during the presentation. Copyright 2006 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters. URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14924690/

What's wrong with overnight stocking? I did it one summer when I was a teenager and personally, I loved it. I mean, you can basically do nothing most of the time. I just kind of went off and did my own thing, like I'd go off by myself and stock the sodas really slowly, so I took like two hours to do it. Usually I'd just play games on my cell phone and then if I saw or heard someone coming, I'd go back to stocking the sodas. If I wasn't doing something like that, I'd just kind of dick around and walk from place to place doing little things, but not ever really stopping at one station and doing anything significant. Basically, out of the 7 hour shift I had, I spent maybe 3 of the hours doing any actual work. One of the best jobs I ever had.

I don't think Parcells is all that upset about the way things have gone down. Obviously, I'm sure he'd prefer to not have a player reportedly attempt suicide, but nonetheless I don't think ithis whole situation has bothered him too much. So, he has to answer a bunch of T.O. questions at a 30 minute press conference once a day - big deal. Bill knows how to handle the media better than anyone. If the guy is on the field and performing, that's all Parcells really cares about, because that's apparently the only time they ever interact anyway.

Rutgers Connecticut Akron Boise State Oregon Georgia Tech Texas A&M San Diego State Kentucky Troy Kansas State Ohio State Arizona Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Oregon/Arizona State game? 45 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Iowa's Drew Tate have against Ohio State? 270

I'd be more worried if the person left vanilla pudding.

I always figured T.O. was bipolar rather than just a jackass, or maybe both. New reports are now saying that the suicide reports were false, and that he's been released from the hospital and will hold a press conference at Valley Ranch today. If he really attempted suicide would he already be released?

NBC is at the bottom of the list to me solely because of Cris Collinsworth. He is unbearable. My favorite pre-game show is ESPN's, because it is the most entertaining. I like the weekly Kenny Mayne feature, and I like watching Michael Irvin ramble on about nothing in particular, and I think Ron Jaworski is about as good as it gets when it comes to analysts. However, for the most part I really don't care who gives the best analysis because pretty much all of them spew a bunch of BS that is proven wrong every week, but it doesn't matter because by the next day everyone has forgotten about it and the cycle continues week after week. CBS bores me to tears, FOX has just fallen apart without JB. My favorite highlight show is NFL Gameday on the NFL Network with Rich Eisen, Deion Sanders and Steve Mariucci.

I can't wait to hear Kurt Angles TNA theme which will be exactly the same only played on an Organ with a synthesizer in the background

The good thing about this is that Angle will be working such a limited schedule with TNA. The bad news is, that he's probably at the point where even the limited schedule can't do much for him anymore.

WHOA. The Dodgers just hit back-to-back-to-back-to-back HR's in the bottom of the ninth to tie it up at 9-9 against the Padres with Jeff Kent, JD Drew, Russ Martin and Marlon Anderson.

There is no way Dallas should lose this game tonight with Shawn Springs and Clinton Portis out for the Redskins. However, I'm betting on Drew Bledsoe finding a way to do just that.

Vikings win.