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THURSDAY South Carolina FRIDAY Navy SATURDAY Boston College BYU Oklahoma Wake Forest Air Force West Virginia Texas A&M a California South Florida Northwestern Minnesota Florida Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Cincinnati/Oklahoma game? 45 Tiebreak #2: How many total yards (passing + rushing) will Florida's Tim Tebow have against Miami? 220

I was intrigued by this show. Too many girls that all look alike though. I could do without Naomi, Ethan, the teacher that is supposedly going to become Kelly's love interest, and the rich singer dude who is dating Annie. This show definitely needs that rebel with a heart of gold like Dylan McKay.

This game is terrible. This is going to be a LONG season for UCLA. And I can see now why SEC teams rarely leave their state for out of conference games.

THURSDAY Miami of Ohio South Carolina Oregon State SATURDAY Virginia Tech Northwestern Wyoming Michigan Oklahoma State TCU Minnesota Mississippi Clemson (at Atlanta) California Missouri (at St. Louis) Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Illinois/Missouri game? 46 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Clemson's James Davis have against Alabama? 92

He's 37 and isn't getting any better. He throws TD's but he throws a lot of INT's too. You start Warner and you're looking at a 8-8 team that will be lucky to sneak into a wild card spot for a first round ass pounding. Maybe they'll do worse with Leinart, but he's only started 16 games. Hardly enough to judge him. Many QB's suck ass early in their careers, but they're never going to know if they have their future QB on their team or if they need to draft someone else unless they let him develop.

Fuck Jonathan Broxton up his fat fucking ass. That tub of shit.

It's stupid to start Warner because you need to see what you have with Leinart. He's your first round pick that is getting paid an insane amount of money. Warner is solid but let's face it, the Cardinals aren't exactly playing for the Superbowl this year and if they were, Warner isn't the guy to get them there either. They have to see Leinart over a full season to know if he is their guy or if they need to look for another quarterback in the draft.

Is anyone else finding it hard as fuck to play pass defense in this game? It seems like the CPU QB is always just like, ungodly against me as far as pass efficiency goes. I can usually only force like 3 or 4 incomplete passes a game if I'm lucky, and those are usually either from the QB throwing it out of bounds or me getting a lucky INT.

It was 5-5 in the 10th inning, Pierzynski was on second. Grounder was hit to the SS and Pierzysnki started heading to third thinking it would get by. He ended up getting caught in a rundown. Willy Aybar chases him back to second, throws it to the second basemen, and while getting out of the way, Pierzynski literally reaches his elbow out and grazes Aybar with it, then flails to the ground and acts like Aybar just ran him over. The ump ruled that Aybar interfered with the runner and gave let Pierzynski have fucking THIRD BASE. Despite the fact that anyone with a brain could see that A.) Aybar was moving out of the way, B.) Pierzynski basically elbowed him, C.) Pierzynski was outside the base path and basically running on the grass, D.) Pierzynski is a fucking faggot. Well, the last one doesn't really have anything to do with the play, but still.

Mike and The Mad Dog breaking up really sucks. I have SIRIUS so I'll be able to hear Chris Russo, but I don't think either of them is going to be as good without the other one. Granted, I think Russo will be much better off, but still. I think Francesca on his own is going to be brutally bad. He's just too mundane and full of himself and it's going to be even worse with nobody there to disagree with him. I just wish they could have waited until after baseball season to do this, because I was really looking forward to Dog going off on Francesca after the Yanks are officially out of the playoffs. Oh, and Jeff Kent is a fucking douchebag.

I just read a story about how Ice Cube's new movie "The Longshots" is directed by FRED DURST. Yes, that Fred Durst. What the fuck..

I'm liking Kane's music.

Haha that ending was fucking lame. The ring started caving in before he hit.

Has that "One Day As A Lion" song been talked about here? I like it, but is that really what Zach has been working on all this time? It's Rage without a Tom Morello solo..which actually isn't necessarily a bad thing, but still.

Manny Ramirez just went yard in the first inning. 2-0 Dodgers.

Pierre is pretty average on defense and throws like a girl. Kemp is more than capable of playing CF. Ethier should be in left. I don't know when Ethier's contract is up, but there is no way he stays with this team one minute longer than he has to.

Joe Torre has unveiled his plan to keep the Dodgers out of the postseason.

Anyone else think Big Show looks like he's put back on a lot of the weight he had lost when he came back?

I wonder what the Dodgers do with the outfield now. Of course, it should be Ramirez-Kemp-Ethier, but I have a feeling Juan Pierre will steal a ton of starts from Ethier or Kemp and there's still that fat fuck Andruw Jones kicking around.

Holy shit. I just hope L.A. didn't trade Matt Kemp. Anyone else, I'm fine with. Ethier/LaRoche/DeWitt..any of them. Just not fucking Matt Kemp!

The entire Ryan Grant situation is so weird to me. I'd have to see more before giving him a big contract though. I have no idea how he did what he did last season because the guy was absolutely TERRIBLE at Notre Dame.

I'M A MAN WITH A PLAAAAN Brian Kendrick's new theme music is amazing.

I don't necessarily think a PG show is going to bring in anymore kids than the attitude era stuff. Sure, more parents will let their kids watch, but those new kids that watch will be canceled out by the kids who stop watching because they think it's gotten too corny and tame. Most kids these days are playing games like Gears of War and Grand Theft Auto. They don't really need to be shielded from some racy stuff on a fake fighting show.

There's the Colin Delaney heel turn that the world has been anxiously awaiting.

I'd like a shot to be in this year too.