UZI Suicide

Bob, how did Lindsay Lohan smell?

That Hilary Duff thing was REALLY, REALLY gay. I mean, I felt the gayness pulsating through my body as I read it. It's bad enough just with the story, but the lyrics really put the icing on the cake. Either you're a gay, or you're going to end up as a celebrity stalker in jail in a few years. Oh, and get a new fucking Braves hat, and some new shirts! With that said, I love your SNL reviews, and this one was great too. I agree with pretty much everything, and I think Amy Poehler is going to be a colossal bust on WU, maybe the worst ever. When I look at her sitting there I just don't see a "Weekend Update Host". I mean, do they really NEED a co-host? What would be so bad about just Tina Fey? Also, is there anywhere I can see a list of all the hosts/musical guests for the entire season, or is that not all decided yet?

GRAND... FUCKING... SLAM.... DODGERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They got him from Tampa, I forgot what the trade was.

Steve Finley at the plate, 3-3, 1 out, bases loaded.

DODGERS TIE THE GAME! Holy shit! Werth singles to right field

holy crap.. Izturis hits a routine grounder to the shortstop, game should be over, Cody Ransom MISSES the ball, Dodgers score, 3-2. Bases loaded, 1 out, Werth at the plate.

Giants walk in a run, 3-1, Izturis at the plate. Well there's no way he's hitting a grand slam, but he damn well better put the ball somewhere in the outfield.

Dodgers are down 3-0 bases loaded in the bottom of the 9th with 1 out, Choi at the plate.

Cena vs. Angle should be the SD Main Event with Cena winning, after he winning the RR, but who knows. I mean we're all assuming Angle isn't injured by that time, a lot can still change on the SD side.

Kerry didn't explain his plans, but at the same time, when he called Bush out for not having any plans for the future, and his plans in Iraq failing, Bush never had a good rebuttal, or stated what his plans are. Even though a lot do know his stances, many undecided voters probably don't.

The debate was what it was, nobody really landed the "knockout shot".

Kerry got him right there.

Solid response here by Kerry.

It's gotta be scripted, it just looks too umm... scripted.. to not be scripted.

I'd like to be in your league, Al.

I dont think it's that big of a deal. I mean, I can't even imagine the pressure Kobe was under at that time, and considering he even snitched himself out for having an affair with a girl named Michelle, I don't think he thought that would ever hit the public, so I don't think he intentionally tried to bring down Shaq's career or anything.

Why the fuck is Bret Hart wearing that in your sig pic?

What a terrible coaching job by Gibbs. He shouldn't have come back.

Give me a fucking break, that's got to be the dumbest excuse I've ever heard. He was like Sosa? Bonds has ALWAYS walked a lot, even earlier in his career, and has never had a lot of K's.

sometimes it "just happens"? sometimes a guy all of the sudden bulks up in his late 30's and hits 73 HR's in a season? It wasn't too long ago that Bonds would have been lucky to get 500 HR's, and now he's going to probably get 800. That is just pure bullshit and everyone knows it.

where are you all sitting?

They're testing him NOW? About 3 years too late there, Selig. This is Bonds in 1997, fairly skinny looking now in 1998.. more bulk than the previous year, but still not all THAT much. now 1999...the incredible hulk and finally.. the culmination, in 2000

Marshall Connecticut Air Force Utah Florida Virginia Tech Florida State Oklahoma Purdue Miami Michigan Missouri Georgia California South Carolina Texas A&M Auburn Ohio State Arizona State Tiebreak #1: 30 Tiebreak #2: 370

I'm up for either ones if I can be in the league.. prefer Yahoo though, but only because I've never played on NBA.com, but either is fine.