UZI Suicide

Vince will emerge from the limo with taped ribs~!

I just ejaculated.

Undertaker should have been the limo driver. "WHERE TO, VINCE?!"

Nice hairpiece on the limo driver.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If I was 10, I'd be loving this promo.

This is one instance where I wouldn't be upset if Stone Cold randomly came out and stunned everyone in the ring and then left.

Randy Orton should be the one who blew up the limo. I mean, wouldn't that be the ultimate "legend kill?"

Sweet fuck, don't tell me this is going to be another "tribute" show.

It's not a question of what is real, it's a question of what the WWE wants you to believe is real. They call themselves a "soap opera" or "movie" to try to defend the ridiculous storylines they put on TV, like Vince being "dead" or a corpse getting fucked. If the WWE really fancied itself a soap opera and didn't want people to believe kayfabe was still alive then they wouldn't, like I said, have Eugene be a retard 24/7 (basically, having people "live" their characters).

Let's be real, there is a clearly defined line between what is real and what is not on sitcom TV. When you see James Gandolfini on HBO you know he's Tony Soprano, when you see him at an awards show he's just regular old James Gandolfini, not looking to put a "hit" on anyone. It's like on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, when Will Smith would randomly break the "fourth wall" and talk directly to the audience/camera during a scene. WWE is not like this. They don't want to be a scripted soap opera TV show. They want to be viewed as a real sport. That is why they make Eugene act like a retard 24/7, even when he's just traveling in the airport. There is no clearly defined line between what the WWE wants you to believe is real and what isn't.

I think it's totally bush league to run a dumbass storyline like this, running "tribute shows" for the man and giving him 10-bell salutes used only when wrestlers really do pass away. The stupidity of it is magnified by the fact that now a real person from the wrestling community has actually died (a WWE Hall of Famer no less). It's just so retarded.."WWE is sad to announce the passing of Sherri Martel... now, tune into Smackdown tonight as we pay tribute to the presumed dead Mr. McMahon!"

Tony Parker is one lucky bastard. I bet Eva Longoria lets him get anal tonight.

THANK YOU FOR SAYING WHAT NEEDED TO BE SAID!!

I'm surprised they aren't making all the wrestlers wear black arm bands.

Why the fuck is there a kitchen sink under the ring?

I'd love to know what is really going through Joey Styles' mind right now.

You know, this is probably all just a stunt to tie-in with the Jackass shit they're doing for Summerslam.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The forced cursing in this show is so lame. I'm sure I heard the word "fuck" AT LEAST 200 times in the episode.

Agreed. That's what the entire episode was. A shitload of suspense all coming to a head in the last five minutes. In the cafe, I thought the trucker looking guy was going to kill Tony. Then I thought the guy who walked in with A.J. was going to kill him, then I thought the black guys were going to do something. Chase was putting us in Tony's head because that's how Tony is every minute of every day. Paranoid and never knowing when he's about to get arrested or get popped.

Not to defend Paris Hilton, but most common citizens wouldn't have spent even a minute in jail for committing the same infraction.

I know there was mixed reviews on Velvet Revolver's debut album, but I just heard this song from their new album and I think it's fucking great. "Just 16" - http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?acti...0F5C0E16A2CD7AA

This is the lamest gimmick ever. Wrestlers get kicked in the head all the fucking time. What, is Orton wearing steel toe boots or something?

Is the WWE camera really choppy or is my screen fucked up?