UZI Suicide

- I usually think Brooke looks like a linebacker, but she looked extremely fuckable tonight when she was in that see-thru black babydoll top. Excellent choice of sleeping attire. - Even though Nick was only on the show for probably 3 minutes total, he's still as annoying as ever. - Knobbs rules.

Well, I sure hope he gets shut down for 100 yards every game next season.

I saw the game but it is nothing like you're describing it. Hall made one or two good plays, while T.O. just totally abused him the rest of the time. And yes T.O. did drop that pass, but it had nothing to do with Hall. T.O. generally got whatever he wanted on Hall, there were just some poorly thrown balls that Hall was able to take advantage of. Considering I just watched the game last week on the NFL Networks "Game of the week", it's fresh in my head. Hall did dominate TO for most of the game, espically in the redzone where Terrell couldn't do a thing. Most of it did had to do with McNabb playing with bruised ribs, but TO was overall bad, despite what the stat sheet says. Considering you watched the game through the eyes of someone with a clear agenda against T.O., I don't care. There is no possible way you can go 7-112 and be "overall bad" or "completely shutdown". ESPECIALLY considering T.O. and Hall were one-on-one pretty much the entire game.

I think I'd take Larry Fitzgerald over Boldin, although both are great.

I saw the game but it is nothing like you're describing it. Hall made one or two good plays, while T.O. just totally abused him the rest of the time. And yes T.O. did drop that pass, but it had nothing to do with Hall. T.O. generally got whatever he wanted on Hall, there were just some poorly thrown balls that Hall was able to take advantage of.

Yeah, I'd say so. If you told Santana Moss he was going to get "shut down" by getting 112 yards, I'm sure he wouldn't lose too much sleep over it.

On what fucking planet can a guy get 7 catches for 112 yards and be "completely shut down" ? Owens raped Hall up and down the field all night, and if not for a few bad throws from McNabb, he would have had a couple of TD's to go along with those stats.

Which Santana Moss has, you douchebag. He has AWESOME hands, and has made amazing catches that shouldn't have been caught. And explosive speed is an VERY important key to be a top caliber WR. So go fuck yourself. do you read...you must be able to, you can type...somewhat...I said there's more to it than just speed...Owens doesn't need to rely on that speed to be one of the top receivers in the league. And besides, Owens is really fast anyway. Not as fast as Moss, but he's still one of the faster receivers in the NFL. His age doesn't matter to me because the dude keeps himself in pristine physical condition.

I'm not a Skins fan but Santana Moss >>>>>>>>> Terrell Owens. Redskins went into the free agency season, looking for playmakers to help their already good team and they succeded. Have fun with TO though, if he couldn't make it work with McNabb, imagine what it's going to be like with Bledsoe who isn't nearly as accurate or good as McNabb. Santana Moss is certainly a fine receiver, but he is not T.O.

Instant favorite? Not without an improved o-line, a safety who can COVER (and actually make some open field tackles), and one more playmaking linebacker. Also, Julius Jones has to stay healthy. I MIGHT be right there with you on the TO thing if I was convinced he was absolutely the final piece to the Super Bowl puzzle for the Cowboys. But since he isn't, he's just not worth it. And even if he was I don't know. You risk a lot with a guy like him on the team. I mean, it's not like the Eagles didn't get to the Super Bowl without him... The way I see it they'll probably sign Marcus Coleman to play FS, he's no all-pro but he can still cover pretty well. They could also go after a FS in the draft. They signed Kyle Kosier and Jason Fabini on the O-Line, plus Flozell Adams is coming back from injury. I expect to see them take another lineman in the first 3 rounds though. And as for LB, most rumors have them taking either Chad Greenway, Bobby Carpenter or Manny Lawson with the 18th pick.

I'm not saying he's going to be different. To me it's like this - if they didn't sign him they would just be a team struggling for a wild card spot, they sign him and now are an instant favorite in the NFC. If he acts up, they can cut him with a minimal cap hit. The reward far outweighs the risk.

I don't see how it's like that with the $5 mil bonus TO got... Well there's a really long explanation for it that I don't want to type and you probably don't want to read, but to put it in as basic of terms as possible.. He got $5 million up front to sign, and a $5 million base salary in 2006, a $3 million roster bonus in 2007, a $5 million salary in 2007, a $3 million roster bonus in 2008, and a $4 million salary in 2008. So it's like three one-year deals. Dallas can cut him after each of the first two seasons and not suffer much of a cap hit. If they release him before his 2007 roster bonus is due, the cap hit is only $3.33 million. If they cut him after 2007, the cap hit will only be $1.66 million.

You can say that, but you know you don't really believe it. T.O. > Randle El, Lloyd, Archuleta and Carter.

Jerry fucking Jones~!! I love it. The contract is for 3 years, but the way it's set up, it's essentially a one year deal three times over, which means they can cut him anytime after the first year if he becomes a pain in the ass.

I live in Los Angeles, and the other day while stopped at a red light, this guy pulls up next to me, rolls down his window and goes, "IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN' MEXICO OUT HERE MAN!" So, yeah.

Finlay in MITB? I just can't see that for some reason.

Dallas radio is saying Keyshawn has been released. Although, that doesn't really mean T.O. is coming, because they probably weren't going to pick up the $1 million option on Key either way.

I don't care if he shits on the star if it brings a Superbowl ring. BTW, Keyshawn would probably be released if they signed T.O.

T.O. has officially been released. MAKE IT HAPPEN JERRUH!!!

He'll come back on on RAW or Smackdown with a brand new gimmick, get a few TV matches, then be moved exclusively to Heat/Velocity. He'll be the top guy on one of those shows for a couple of months, before he disappears completely and is brought back with another new gimmick. At that time, he'll wrestle a couple of Heat/Velocity matches, before being put back on the shelf and ultimately fired by this time next year.

Yeah, I had to do a double take when I saw his name. I'm baffled as to how he got into an "inner circle" with guys like Taker, Benoit and JBL.

That was without a doubt the SICKEST thing I've ever seen. UGHH...Just...ugh.

SCOTT WEILAND Says AXL ROSE Is A 'Fat, Botox-Faced, Wig-Wearin' F*ck' - Mar. 10, 2006 VELVET REVOLVER/ex-STONE TEMPLE PILOTS frontman Scott Weiland has slammed GUNS N' ROSES singer Axl Rose for his comments in a recent press release where he claimed that in October of 2005, VELVET REVOLVER/ex-GUNS N' ROSES guitarist Slash visited Axl's house at 5:30 one morning and said he wanted to "end the war" with Rose. Rose alleged that Slash tore into his current bandmates in VELVET REVOLVER, calling singer Weiland a "fraud," saying that he "hates" drummer Matt Sorum and describing bassist Duff McKagan as "spineless." The press release stated, "It would have been Axl's preference to resolve disputes with Slash and Duff in private...However, Axl could no longer sit quietly and allow the continuing dissemination of falsehoods and half-truths by his former bandmates." Responding to Axl's comments, Weiland wrote in an open letter, "Get in the ring. Go to the gym, motherfucker, or if you prefer, get a new wig, motherfucker. I think I'll resist the urge to 'stoop' to your level. Oh shit, here it comes, you fat, botox-faced, wig-wearin' fuck! O.K., I feel better now. "Don’t think for a second we don't know where those words came from. Your unoriginal, uncreative little mind — the same mind that had to rely on its bandmates to write melodies and lyrics. Who's the fraud now, bitch? "Damn, I couldn't imagine people writing for me. How many albums have you put out, man, and how long did it take the current configuration of this so-called 'band' to make this album? How long? And without the only guys that validated the name. "How dare you! Shame on you! How dare you call our bass player 'spineless?' We toured our album over a year and a half. How many shows have you played over the last ten years? Oh, that's right — you bailed out on your long-awaited comeback tour, leaving your remaining fans feeling, shall we say, a trifle miffed?! I won't even list what I've accomplished because I don't need to. What we're talking about here is a frightened little man who once thought he was king, but unfortunately this king without his court is nothing but a memory of the asshole he once was." (Velvet-Revolver.com)

Arrivederci.

Pathetic. So which deceased wrestler is the WWE going to shit on next? Also.. why do I have this sinking feeling in my stomach that Lashley is going to win MITB?