UZI Suicide

This show is BRUTALLY bad. Cole's wife is on the phone and is telling some lame ass story about a 60 year old woman that makes no sense. I have to turn this off.

I'm listening right now, I don't know how to record it though, sorry. For some reason, Michael Cole is just going by "Cole" now.

I'm surprised too. There definitely needs to be weekly RAW and SD reviews, as well as for PPV's. That's one of the main things that will keep "casual readers" coming to the site. I signed up for sports partly because I figured a bunch of people were already all over wrestling, but I guess I could help out with it if not many people are doing it.

I got a boner while reading at this post. And it didn't come from that picture.

Holy shit, this is my first time ever watching Byte This all the way through. I can't believe I've never seen this before, it's comedy gold. A bunch of 12 year olds calling up asking Todd Grisham questions like.."Hey you know at Royal Rumble when JBL faced Boogeyman? well....ummm..uhhhh....wha...what would you do if you were facing JBL?" Then Todd has to and give some ridiculously corny answer to the kid. This is awesome.

http://auction.wwe.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/...&aunbr=66475242 Looks like Vince isn't the only one exploiting Eddie's death.

I don't remember the last time I didn't watch the Oscars, but I probably won't this year. I can't sit through another Brokeback Mountain circle jerk.

What the fuck? I cannot see how that sounds legit. I can understand HHH making a little sly comment at the RR press conference to get over the Rey-HHH storyline in the RR match, but that shit Orton is saying is going WAY too far. I can't imagine those being the real spoilers.

Goldust wants revenge for the World's Greatest Tag Team eliminating him from the 2003 Royal Rumble.

This "kiss cam" on Unlimited really shows how ugly wrestling fans are. BTW, did Maria say that big fat guy is her brother?

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Ok if I had the book WWE Championship - Kurt Angle© vs. Rey Mysterio Keep Angle face at first and play up the "mutual respect" thing, until Kurt Angle just totally turns on Rey a few weeks before WM and destroys him with a chair. Saying he's tired of hearing about how it's Rey's destiny to win the belt, Angle says it's his destiny to keep the belt because he's a wrestling machine, olympic gold medalist and the greatest champion of all time. Winner: Rey Mysterio WWE Championship - John Cena© vs. HHH vs. Edge Keep Cena as a tweener, he'll take on any heel or face, and really push the "you're either riding with me or not" stuff to fans. Edge jobs again to Cena on RAW tonight.. something fluky happens, like Lita interferes and accidently costs Edge the match. After this, buildup for HHH-Cena begins, but Edge just goes nuts, taking the "Rated R Superstar" thing to the next level. Basically takes up a loose cannon gimmick, he attacks Lita the next week and hospitalizes her, starts taking out WWE employees backstage, randomly coming out during RAW matches and attacking the competitors, including attacking both Cena and HHH. Nobody in the WWE can control him, they finally decided to give into his demands of another title shot, and add him to the HHH-Cena fray. Cena and HHH can continue to feud after this, they don't need a belt to have heat in their feud. They'll never be able to capture the momentum Edge had with his initial title run, but this could come close. Winner: Edge Shawn Michaels vs. Shane McMahon w/Vince Nobody wants to see HBK vs. Vince, and I doubt HBK vs. Shane is a match the world is clamoring to see, but I think it could be a fun match if booked properly. Shane always goes all out in his matches and if HBK pulls out all the stops, it could be really entertaining. They've gone too far with the HBK-Vince thing to pull the plug on it now. Winner: Shawn Michaels Hulk Hogan vs. Randy Orton Orton is the "legend killer" and wants to prove it by defeating the ultimate legend of the business. Unfortunately for Orton, he blows. Winner: Hulk Hogan The Undertaker vs. Chris Benoit No reason other than they both have nothing to do as of yet at 'Mania. This could be an entertaining match is 'Taker is as motivated as he was at WM 21. Winner: The Undertaker (yeah yeah I know, but I don't think Benoit is the guy who should end the streak.. Benoit gets the job back at the next PPV) Chicago Street Fight - Mick Foley vs. JBL I don't really care that Foley is on RAW, they can move him over to Smackdown and nobody would care. I'm not sure of the buildup for this, I just know these two could put on some entertaining brawls together. Plus, JBL needs a boost after the horrible Boogeyman feud. Winner: JBL Intercontinental Title - Ric Flair© vs. Shelton Benjamin Shelton gets a few more wins on RAW, and Mama tells him he's really improving but now it's time to really make a name for himself and take back what's his. Shelton says, "I know what you mean, mama" and attacks Flair later on in the show after an IC title defense. Setting up their match at WM. Winner: Shelton Benjamin Money In The Bank 2 - RVD vs. Carlito vs. Chris Masters vs. Matt Hardy vs. Mark Henry vs. Chavo RVD wins, and cashes in the shot at One Night Stand 2 by defeating Edge for the WWE Title. Winner: RVD U.S. Title - Booker T vs. Bobby Lashley Nothing really to say here. Lashley continues his rise to the top by winning his first title. Winner: Lashley Tag Team Interpromotional Match - MNM vs. Big Show and Kane There's no other tag teams on either show worth feuding with, so they just have a cross promotional match of the champions to see which brand has the better Tag Team. MNM wins after some opponent miscommunication, which leads to the inevitable Show-Kane feud we're all clamoring for. Winners: MNM WWE Women's Title - Trish vs. Mickie James I suppose the title has to be defended on the card somewhere. I don't really care for the Women's division but this is the logical match to have. Winner: Trish

Oh btw, the singlet RVD wore last night was the coolest looking one he's had.

HHH is more of a crossover star than Cena. His movie did better than Cena's will, and his weightlifting book has been just as successful as Cena's music. Plus, my mom knows who HHH is. She doesn't know who John Cena is.

Seriously. They could have just done some stupid "lights go out, spooky titantron appears, Undertaker's voice comes over the PA system to haunt his opponent" and been fine, then saved the special effects BS for the following Smackdown. That way you still get the feud kickstarted, and get to keep the Rumble as the Main Event.

The whole "its better to enter #30 than #1" theory has no credibility left.

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Edge is fucked. It doesn't matter if he goes over Cena cleanly at WM or goes over HHH cleanly, he's done. Any title run he has now will never capture the "magic" this one had.

Why do I even bother.

RVD will probably be stuck in some meaningless fued with Carlito.

In the words of Konnan.."Does this make Logic?" Yes, but remember we're dealing with the WWE, who live in their own little world. What makes sense to the WWE doesn't always make sense to the general population.

I'm not even sure who's not in right now, but I can see all those guys you mentioned being inducted. Maybe Jim Duggan, although I wouldn't call him a legend.

Undertaker has to fit into the scenario somewhere though. They should have just had Orton win the fucking RR if they're going to do that. The only thing that would prove is that even if you lose the Royal Rumble, you can still get to the main event at WM ahead of the guy who eliminated you. Something like that would severely cripple the importance of the actual Rumble match, and it's something that is just stupid enough for the WWE to do. I don't see Angle vs. Orton happening though. I can't imagine them having both title matches be Face defending against Heel.

Someone on DVDR is saying Chavo was never eliminated. That he went out through the middle rope, and then while climbing the ropes from the apron he got pushed off.

I think they were just trying to get over how Mark Henry is such a "beast" that he cannot be defeated cleanly. Who knows though, I mean really, the writing is such a clusterfuck right now that it's impossible to tell.