UZI Suicide

Yeah, that's a great DVD. Artie is hilarious. It's better to actually see him live because he's usually always totally shitfaced and says stuff 10x more offensive than what's on the DVD.

Anyone get it today? I think it's pretty good. I wasn't expecting anything on the level of "The Downward Spiral", but it's better than "The Fragile", IMO. All The Love in the World, The Line Begins to Blur, Every Day is Exactly the Same and Right Where it Belongs are my favorite songs off it so far.

When I was like 13 or 14, there was some hookers near the area where my Cousin lived. A few miles from his house I'd say. We used to ride our bikes down there and just kind of..um... look at them. One of them actually saw us and started talking to us, she was just like "Eh I hate my fucking life, dont ever become a hooker"(like any of us were ever going to?) One day we decided we'd all get some money together(my cousin, myself and a few of his friends who lived around there) and one of us would go up to her and offer her the money for sex. We got together about 230 dollars, and then we all put our names in a hat and I was the lucky winner. So I rode my bike down there and went up to her, I was really shy but basically said "I have 230 dollars, so can we have sex". I guess she was one of those hookers with morals, because she said no and left. I probably would have ended up with any number of diseases if she had said yes, so I'd just like to toss a little thank you out to her if she's reading this.

I like how they were able to get Gary Coleman for the video, but had to use fake Mr. T

Caron Butler, Lamar Odom, Brian Grant and a couple of picks for Garnett.

I just remembered my favorite one...7wrestling.com, ran by some guy named "7Pac"..that one just had every typical newsboard thing on it you can possibly imagine. It was the epitome of corny.

haha yeah, those were good. I also liked "Butch Reed set to join NOD!", "Shawn Michaels on RAW tonight"(every week) , "<insert name here> to join nWo tonight"

You know, those wacky "insider" newsboard sites where pretty much everything posted on there is total lies and BS. Each of these sites usually had a section for "News and Rumors" a section for "Babes" and a section for shit like Wrestler's real names, etc. The headlines were usually "STEPHANIE MCMAHON TO GET TOPLESS NEXT MONDAY ON RAW...CLICK HERE TO READ MORE!1!!!!" Are any sites like this still around anymore? I figured it would be funny to go and read some of the shit they post on there now that I'm a bit older and no longer a totally gullible dumbass who believes everything I read.

Those lyrics actually are pretty good, his beats are terrible though.

Man, this just fucking sucks. RIP.

What is the DOI?

How EMO.

"umm yeah, we were just gonna talk..seriously!"

What the fuck is this.

I totally expected you to be some long haired hippy looking motherfucker.

Why is the World Champion allowed to show up to the arena 3 minutes before the show ends?

Have him be an Edge-like Psycho, jealous of the fact that Batista took his spot in Evolution.

Here's hoping the Cowboys don't fuck up. Although I'm not even going to say who they should pick, because I absolutely hated the pick of Julius Jones last year. So I'll leave it to Parcells Here's also hoping the Redskins do fuck up(like..trading up for Edwards)

One night after a house show a few years ago I met Ron Simmons at a bar, I talked to him for a while, just about wresting , football, etc. and he gave me some great advice... don't act too much like a mark, but don't act too much like a smark either. Wrestler's like it much more if you just approach them like just a regular guy. He said you can't even begin to imagine how many people approach them with the "OMG YOU'RE THE COOLEST THING EVER I LOVE U OMG U CHANGED MY LIFE THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!" and while that is flattering, it gets old after a while. And he said just as many smarks come up to them acting like they know everything about the business(although he called them "dem assholes from da computer"). So my advice, don't act like a jackass.

Dynamite Kid - Ken Griffey Jr.

Shit, well there goes my dreams of taking her virginity.

Jeff "Dream" Weaver with a CG shutout today against the Padres. Nice performance after a shitty start last week against the Giants.

edit: double post

Their new song "Be Yourself" sucks ass, IMO.

I was actually referring to you saying I had a crush on Howard, and then me saying you had a crush on Bush. The whole thing accomplished nothing. Oh, it does happen frequently. Which would classify as made up shit. He may not be AS RELEVANT as others, but he is defintely relevant. So your IQ is 80?