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Twisted Intestine

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  1. That sounds delicious, actually. A friend of mine works as a cook there, and that happens to him all the time -- but he emptys it and cracks open a new egg you lazy bastard. One time he cracked an egg open and there was a chick fetus...
  2. Dude. I live in Northern Ontario, and even I don't think she's "hot".
  3. I think it's obvious that he would squash everyone. Dude's so big only his eye fits on the box.
  4. No, I don't care if some people think I won't make it, everybody is entitled to their opinion. Besides, I could never make anthrax, I'm not that scientificly inclined. Sure you aren't Amy Ace... or should I say... OSAMA BIN LADEN! and you would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for us pesky kids.
  5. I froze when I read...
  6. And a curiosity question for you, is your ex still single? And does she know you're putting her picture on the worldwide web? Since you're still friends with her, can you put in a good word for me? No, she isn't. I didn't ask her permission to -- but she has one of those internet blog things with pictures, so it's not like stalkers couldn't have found her over the net anyways. Plus.. I think she likes dating people who live in her area, not having internet relationships.
  7. This warning is worse than: "Warning: McDonalds will make you fat!" One time I got a call saying I won two free vacations to Italy. I didn't know it was a scam at first, because I thought my parents might have entered a draw or something... until they said "and you only have to pay $19.99!
  8. Just because people may be "marks" for wrestling, D0000esN1~!@ me4n they t111pes lik D1s!
  9. 2 + 1 + 1 = 4
  10. Yeah, that's why I put it in quotation marks, because it isn't really goth, but people would say it is. But yeah, that's the type of girl I'm most attracted to. Which brings us back to everyone has their own taste, and one man's ugly is another man's hot. So pegasus, yes myself and many other people on this board can get hotter girls than Dixie, in our own views.
  11. I love my "goth" girlies
  12. I only have pictures of my most recent ex, who I'm still good friends with. I think she's 100x hotter than Dixie, but I know people on this board will see differently. Maybe milky will be on my side.
  13. PM me their pics please. Let's see if you're telling the truth. PM?? Just post them in here. But there could be crazy people in here. Did you miss the point of my post? How will posting pictures prove me right or wrong? I said it's a matter of personal preference. They were more attractive to me than Dixie is. If you think they aren't it doesn't prove me wrong, and if you think they are it doesn't prove me right, because someone else will think they aren't.
  14. Don't forget, everyone has different tastes. I think some of my ex's are hotter than Dixie. Some people will think they're not. It's all preferance.
  15. My interpretation of Fight Club: Shows how society has devolved into nothing more than consumers who work for the dollar. At the core of every persons soul is a primitive violent being, and all the luxuries we've inquired over the years are just masks. If human beings went back to the way they're supposed to be, basic, the world would be better off. Also a comment on religion, and how fast we are to believe in anything that we're told. I don't think Chuck has talked about the meaning behind it, and I don't think he should. I think art is better off left for the individual to depict.
  16. Some people are weird. She's not hot. She's not ugly. I'd hit it. She's not hot. = HOT
  17. I wish Milky was a huge Raven fan. I'm looking for someone to sell my skirt to that I got autographed by Raven.
  18. lol, it's a matter of him making it to 2006. but, I'll change it if that's against the rules
  19. 1. Jason Mewes 2. Scott Hall 3. Johnny Depp 4. Ariel Sharon -BEST BET- 5. Michael Jackson 6. Sharron Osbourne 7. Nick Cage 8. Jason Alexandre 9. Don Cherry 10. Elton John 11. Bill Gates 12. Tom Hanks 13. Ric Flair 14. Keanu Reeves 15. Mike Tyson 16. Randy Couture 17. Osama Bin Laden -BEST BET- 18. Michael Moore 19. George Bush 20. Roger Ebert
  20. Jeff Hardy owns!
  21. It's a trick. If you want anthrax, send her a self addressed envelope. She's mad at you guys for telling her she wouldn't make it to the WWE.
  22. I lost my post count when KOTZ IS AN ASSHOLE
  23. Fight club is good. Chuck is good. Just becaus esomething starts to become popular doesn't make it any less good. Just because people enjoy something that you don't doesn't make them stupid, and you right. Roger Ebert's review of fight club was the stupidest thing I've ever read. He totally misses the point, and says it's about guys pointlessly fighting so the male audiences could get an adrenaline rush, and that the group are white supremacists, because there's no black guy in the club.
  24. You guys are underestimating a man's power. Seriously, it'd take into the double digits. If they all swarmed at once from all angles, maybe 20, because there'd be too many for you to kill them all while they're all scratching and biting at you. If they don't swarm however, alot more than that. If a cat jumps at you, you can swat it away. It won't be able to jump as high as the face.. if it tried it would have to be from a distance and you'd have time to move aside and it'd miss. If it jumps from closer, and attatches itself to your belly area, all it takes is for you to hammer it's head with closed fists, and it will fall off and die. So, all at once, 20 cats. If they kind of jump at you one or two cats at a time (Which they probably would, there's no way they'd organize it so they all jump at you at once) about 60 cats. You could swat them away and bash their skulls in, but after about 50, you'd be too warn out from the oss of blood to defend yourself, and the last 10 would go for the kill.
  25. ...The shot to the head isn't what gave him a tumor. He already had it, and it was only found after getting his head examined due to the shot. So the shot actually helped him, because he wouldn't otherwise have got it checked. If the tumor is cancerous, maybe they can do something about it now, before it grows.
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