Twisted Intestine

Excuse me sir, I couldn't help but notice that your screen name is "The TSM Awards" which translates into "The The Smart Marks Awards". Wouldn't "TSM Awards" for "The Smart Marks Awards" make a little more sense?

If you're still in high school, just make them up. www.usapreshouse.net/job/whatsnew/pres/vice/description.html The teacher will never check.

They should buy the rights to Beatle Juice, and make him a wrestler.

Last night I had a dream that I was a professional wrestler and had a match again Ric Flair in an old fed he was in called "Homecoming". Homecoming liked to keep things stiff.. and it was real. Alot more like Mixed Martial arts than professional wrestling. So I went into the match thinking we'd be calling it, and Flair was really punching me. So I got him down and elbowed him in the face, then choked him out. I bragged to all my friends after that I had beaten Ric Flair.

Just goes to show that people care more about the smurfs getting bombed than the actual children who are.

Heaven forbid we move towards the future! Adults not spanking their children is the reason for higher crime rates? Here I thought it was poverty, guns, george bush, mexicans, errr.. scratch those last two. But you get my point.

I know exactly how you feel right now my friend... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe if you guys weren't so ugly.

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If you wore the jeans you were going to return when you went to the store... What would you wear when you left the store? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, this is a Seinfeld reference, you see. And that was the gag on the show. Kramer gets asked the same thing, and he says: "Elaine, are you listening? I didn't even get to the store!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I love that episode! Can't wait for it to come out on DVD.. Must be a later season though.

That looks so fake.

That would be the funniest thing ever. Of course, I doubt that will be done. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Let's hope not. That would be the most embarrassing thing to watch since Kate Vick.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> No Way Out? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, no difference

Guerrero/Lesnar

Edge should use his title shot next week to screw Matt by not having to defend it.

I for one, am excited.

Triple H

Dusty's son? Is Dustin back? Why isn't he using the Goldust gimmick!?

Have you noticed her sounding... less willing to talk to you recently? Maybe she just wants you to leave her alone, so got her friend to pretend to be her man.

If AMW win the tag titles, I wouldn't mind seeing Jarret/AMW vs Raven/Dudleys feud.

I didn't like his over-acting tonight.

If they want Chapelle they should hire the man himself. He can be the next WWE announcer!

Hey Lesnar, I hear Wal-Mart's hiring. I don't understand how he can use the argument that he can't make a living due to the contract. Just because he was once a celebrity, he can't now go to being an average person?

If ya don't read it, how ya gage if ya like it?

Probably for another PPV or two, until he beats him.

No. Mine is Robin Hood.