Twisted Intestine

They should turn him gay.

I'm picking Buffy.

My understanding was always that it's a comic book character draft... the threads just called superhero draft for some reason.

My team needs a relentless psycho path who'll stop at nothing to make his enemies weak. Norman Osborne, The Green Goblin, is one of marvels longest reigning super villans (With word that he's coming back in the brand new day series). This guy's got pumpkin bombs that will turn your brain to mush, and if he can't beat you head to head he'll kill your wife to give himself the advantage. "The chemical solution devised by Norman Osborn from a formula originally conceived by Professor Mendel Stromm, that turned Norman Osborn into the Green Goblin, bestowed upon him superhuman strength, speed, stamina and durability rivaling that of Spider-Man. Additionally, Osborn is capable of healing from damage that would be lethal to a normal person to a limited degree. Aside from his physical advantages, the serum also greatly enhanced Norman's already highly above average intellect, making him a bona fide genius capable of making progress in advanced areas of genetics, robotics, engineering, and applied chemistry."

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nevermind, WWE just did.

I just started watching - Can someone list the drafts so far so I don't have to search through the thread?

I think the "Shit... That's fucked... damn" is more a reaction of shock than weeping. When I came online last night it's just news I didn't expect to read and that was my initial reaction. Not like I was in tears when I typed my first post.

George Carlin is rolling in his grave over the tributes that Fox News are playing.

I just saw ads for Hellboy 2 yesterday, giant paintings in the subway stations. I didn't know a Hellboy 2 was coming out, but it should make my pick hot and give him more points! Some of the pictures are x's for me... I don't know if it's just me or what.

That's fucked! I was just telling somebody today who only knew him as mister conductor about how awesome his stand up is and that she should read his books. Damn.

Edit: kk

It's not an excuse to do drugs. I don't need an excuse to do drugs, and I don't do drugs all too often at all. My experience when I have taken drugs? They make me think differently than I did before I took them. Like I said, mostly with shrooms and LSD, but weed and things like coke also to a lesser extent. I'm not claiming drugs are going to turn you into a genius, I'm just claiming they will make you think differently than you did before you took them. That's all I said. What do drugs do if they don't effect your thoughts? But everyone is so hostile. Peace dudes.

Well as far as drugs altering your brain patterns to allow you to think of things you otherwise never would have, I fully believe that and won't be convinced otherwise, but whatever. As for the addictiveness of drugs, I'm just talking from personal experience. It is of course best to never do drugs if you don't want to become an addict, but trying something once or twice doesn't make me need to continue to take the drug. Everybody's different, I guess.

You're a homosexual.

Classic example of the ADD Americans have these days.

I'd say the best argument against doing drugs is that if you do too many you might one day find yourself saying some stupid shit like this with a straight face. I'd say the best arguement against being against doing drugs is you might be so narrow minded to say stupid shit as this. Because the chemicals that are in drugs can't react with the chemicals in your brain to make you see the world with a new perception? You know what alot of the greatest artists, inventors, and philosiphers were on when they came up with their ideas? Drugs!

Anyone who says you shouldn't drink or do drugs is WRONG. With each drug, comes a different experience, comes a different part of your mind opening up, comes a different perception of life. You can evolve and learn through drugs (Especially mushrooms/LSD for me). You can learn about yourself AND the world around you. Sure, there's the danger of becoming a big abuser and ruining your life, but... I've managed to do all kinds of drugs a multiple number of times and not get hooked to any of them. I think the "Try so and so once and you'll be addicted" is bullshit. People who get addicted probably made the choice to take the drug every day anyways, and then after a period of time began to rely on it. It's the same with smoking, if you smoke once you aren't getting hooked... You have to make the choice to smoke regularly and you'll eventually become hooked. My point is; If you aren't willing to try drugs and experience the different sensations that come with them, don't. But it's not all too dangerous if you ever wanted to.

Just kidding. The Punisher will serve nicely as my team's strategist and weapons expert. "With his extensive military training, Castle is well versed in conventional and unconventional warfare. He is a master military strategist and tactitian. He can meticulously plan mission parameters and can execute them with flawless efficiency. Castle is proficient in not only basic infantry skills, but in special operations which includes the use and maintenance of specialized firearms and explosive ordnance. He is also thoroughly trained and experienced in guerilla warfare raging from ambushes, hit & run, bombings to crippling the enemy's supplies. He is highly trained in various forms of camouflage, stealth and infiltration into heavily-guarded enemy territories for the purpose of Search and Destroy, Combat Search and Rescue or Reconaissance missions. Castle is a skilled paratrooper and highly trained in extended underwater operations. His hand-to-hand combat skills are more than sufficient to allow him to incapacitate and kill men much stronger than he is, as well as to deal with groups of armed and unarmed enemies, killing them all without weapons if he deems it necessary. He is also extremely deadly in knife fighting, preferring the knife he learned to fight with in the USMC: the KA-BAR. In addition, Castle is preternaturally-precise marksman, a demolitions expert and is a trained combat medic capable of providing first aid and frontline trauma care on the battlefield. Castle has also displayed a high tolerance for pain."

In my opinion this next pick is a solid first round candidate, who managed to slip by to the bottom of the 5th. Bluntman!

Damn. Maybe just switch the first post back to the picks in text, then make 2 new posts with the first half of the people playing in the first and the second half right underneath it? It would be good if they can be on the first page though... Edit: Maybe there's an option the mods can use to get rid of the image limit... Double edit: I guess you would need 3 posts as well, as one doesn't quite fit half the picks.

Matt's super human powers fight off sleeping pills.

I think the shirts are pretty cool...

Damn you!

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