Twisted Intestine

I think you just brought this thread down. Damn, you're an angry person.

To ensure this draft is quick and painless, if somebody doesn't choose by the time their 12 hours is up, a random choice will be selected for them. Also, be sure to message the person who's turn it is next. I'll be adding pictures tomorrow - they're giving me a hard time right now.

Why don't you choose a pokemon, NYU? Chicken?

I get the joke, but you've entered yourself into the draft anyways

I'd do this draft in the gulag.

That's sooo much, I could never participate in this draft. So I don't know why I'm posting, besides to pimp my much simpler POKEMON DRAFT! in general chat. Everyone come pick pokemon with me!

Vitamin X: Jigglypuff, Poliwhirl, Exeggcute, Rattata, Voltorb AndrewisyourHero: Charizard, Raichu, Primeape, Venomoth, Kabutops Broward83: Flareon, Alakazam, Aerodactyl, Sandslash, Electabuzz Sideburnious: Cubone, Magmar, Slowpoke, Hypno, Pidgeotto Twisted Intestine: Gyrados, Scyther, Haunter, Arcanine, Butterfree

Results: TheFranchise: Moltres, Machamp, Squirtle, Articuno, Ivysaur Exslade ZX: Pikachu, Zapdos, Dragonite, Farfetch'd, Ditto Scroby: Psyduck, Snorlax, Parasect, Jolteon, Vaporeon Kimbo Slice's Ball Sweat: Porygon, Dugtrio, Seaking, Mr. Mime, Weezing Brooklyn Zoo: Mewtwo, Blastoise, Venusaur, Kangaskhan, Gengar

We're playing under the assumption that unevolved pokemon can be as powerful as their evolved forms, but of course the evolved forms can have a different set of powers. For example, Magikarp can only splash and tackle while Gyrados has a bunch of dragon moves. Bulbasaur is more agile than Venisaur who has more strength, but they share the same abilities. Just use common sense like that. Serpentine rules. No duplicates. 10 trainers with 5 pokemon each. That will leave 100 unpicked. Just start picking, and we'll use that order. The first 9 people to pick are in, and I'll take the 10th spot. 12 hour time limit between picks - If you don't pick by the time your 12 hours is up, $rand decides your pick for you. Remember, to be a Pokemon master is your destiny! Pokeomon remaining: #1. Bulbasaur #2. Ivysaur #3. Venusaur #4. Charmander #5. Charmeleon #6. Charizard #7. Squirtle #8. Wartortle #9. Blastoise #10. Caterpie #11. Metapod #12. Butterfree #13. Weedle #14. Kakuna #15. Beedrill #16. Pidgey #17. Pidgeotto #18. Pidgeot #19. Rattata #20. Raticate #21. Spearow #22. Fearow #23. Ekans #24. Arbok #25. Pikachu #26. Raichu #27. Sandshrew #28. Sandslash #29. Nidoran #30. Nidorina #31. Nidoqueen #32. Nidoran #33. Nidorino #34. Nidoking #35. Clefairy #36. Clefable #37. Vulpix #38. Ninetales #39. Jigglypuff #40. Wigglytuff #41. Zubat #42. Golbat #43. Oddish #44. Gloom #45. Vileplume #46. Paras #47. Parasect #48. Venonat #49. Venomoth #50. Diglett #51. Dugtrio #52. Meowth #53. Persian #54. Psyduck #55. Golduck #56. Mankey #57. Primeape #58. Growlithe #59. Arcanine #60. Poliwag #61. Poliwhirl #62. Poliwrath #63. Abra #64. Kadabra #65. Alakazam #66. Machop #67. Machoke #68. Machamp #69. Bellsprout #70. Weepinbell #71. Victreebell #72. Tentacool #73. Tentacruel #74. Geodude #75. Graveler #76. Golem #77. Ponyta #78. Rapidash #79. Slowpoke #80. Slowbro #81. Magnemite #82. Magneton #83. Farfetch'd #84. Doduo #85. Dodrio #86. Seel #87. Dewgong #88. Grimer #89. Muk #90. Shellder #91. Cloyster #92. Gastly #93. Haunter #94. Gengar #95. Onix #96. Drowzee #97. Hypno #98. Krabby #99. Kingler #100. Voltorb #101. Electrode #102. Exeggcute #103. Exeggutor #104. Cubone #105. Marowak #106. Hitmonlee #107. Hitmonchan #108. Lickitung #109. Koffing #110. Weezing #111. Rhyhorn #112. Rhydon #113. Chansey #114. Tangela #115. Kangaskhan #116. Horsea #117. Seadra #118. Goldeen #119. Seaking #120. Staryu #121. Starmie #122. Mr. Mime #123. Scyther #124. Jynx #125. Electabuzz #126. Magmar #127. Pinsar #128. Tauros #129. Magikarp #130. Gyrados #131. Lapras #132. Ditto #133. Eevee #134. Vaporeaon #135. Jolteon #136. Flareon #137. Porygon #138. Omanyte #139. Omastar #140. Kabuto #141. Kabutops #142. Aerodactyl #143. Snorlax #144. Articuno #145. Zapdos #146. Moltres #147. Dratini #148. Dragonair #149. Dragonite #150. Mewtwo

Yeah, you miss the calling you out threads do you? Not so nice when it's you on the receiving end is it though you little pussy ass bitch? Batman and Robin? They're gay!

Laying in the park. There's lots of positive energy there with the happy people, children, and dogs. Most other places people always look like they'll rip off anyone's head who dare try to talk to them.

May I have your attention please. I love ice cream cake. Mmmm, oreo cookies. Someone best pick battle toads in the Video Game Draft Thread.

I thought there'd at least be sound!

To be disappointed!

3 minutes Looks like I got home just in time!

and the ratings come in for each segment. that's the part i don't understand. yeah, the ratings for the first hour were x.x and the second hour were x.x. that i understood. but this every segment, every 15 minutes, that's just really...anal. not even geeky in a cool way. it just seems desperae. Quarter ratings can show who draws, who attracts viewers, who doesn't, etc. If hour 2 with a CM Punk main event draws a 3.9 but a CM Punk main event drew a quarter rating of 3.3 and lost 650,000 viewers, then you know his push is failing and people are tuning out. In the case of the June 30th Raw, Punk's title defense saw a huge viewer increase in the last quarter which led to the highest rating in months - that sort of thing is really important to fans tracking that sort of thing. I mean, don't get me wrong, I totally see the points you and everyone else are making about how people should spend less time tracking numbers and more time just ENJOYING the form of media they're watching or discussing, but it's not really fair to put down the value of a quarter rating. I know you're being serious, but it just sounds so funny.

I would also like a Pokemon draft, using only the original 150 Pokemon. 10 contestants, 5 picks each. Make it happen Exslade!

A video game character draft would be fun, but they've already got a draft going on in there. Mario is like their version of Superman. Maybe he wouldn't go first either.

In all seriousness, that must be one great advantage to being a cook with your condition. I hate hair nets.

Yeah, plus that other food probably has hair in it.

I don't understand why anyone would get up to see it at 6am, or miss work for it... God damn, wait a couple weeks to go see it. All the prints aren't going to suddenly go up in flames after opening weekend. I just don't see how anyone can ever be that excited to see a movie, and I love movies. I understand if it's your favourite band that is only going to be playing the one night, but the movie will be around forever! There's no need to panic and rush!

I'll take one too! Haha. I knew I'd finish somewhere in the middle... and I finished tied, exactly in the middle.

Bob Barron. He stalks George Clooney. Oh, and the giant flag in the background is Czech.

I'm with you on Matt Damon. I've been a huge fan of his since Good Will Hunting. I even liked him in Dogma, even though that movie was fairly sub-par. Now those Bourne movies, he totally kicks ass in. Dogma isn't sub-par, you're sub-par! *Runs off crying.

Which reminds me, I was gunna put giant ass british teeth on my flag to represent Luke-o.