Twisted Intestine

Which means he'll lose to the tombstone.

My sister's fiance is black... Last night I was talking to her on MSN, and just randomly I said "You're boyfriends hungry, go make him a chicken." I quickly realized that it could have come off racist and added "Or turkey... Or beef."

I don't know how unintentional this was, but Me and a friend were at Macs buying scratch tickets and playing them outside. A black woman was working... This couple came in (I forget where they said they were from) who I assume haven't ever seen a black person before. They were tanked, and talking to me and my friend before they went in. Once they came out of the store the woman shouts to us, "There's a nigger in there!" but in a real happy, excited voice... It was weird.

Wouldn't that be embarrassing for society if most of the population were out raping and killing each other, then it turned out to be a false alarm? Well, Yeah...

Actually, in the movie they add things up to 32 and say it's 23 backwards too, so you're safe.

It's easy to do when you're the booker. Woooosh. That's the sound of things flying over your head.

On the topic... Does anyone know what the condition is called when you have multiple dreams at night, and wake up feeling tired? Not that I'd want to treat it.. I wouldn't trade dreaming for better rest... Just wondering. Also, I forgot to mention in my original post that after Leena told me she wasn't going to fuck me anymore, I said "Okay, but I'm still telling TSM we fucked!" Which was like the punch line of my whole dream... if dreams have punch lines. I found it funny when I woke up.

I should start keeping a dream journal. Maybe a LIVE dream JOURNAL. You're lame.

Haha, I have no fascination with her, it was just a random dream. I actually haven't ever jerked it to her before.. and I'm the type who'd admit if he did. I don't think about her, talk to her, and I've barely even seen any pics, since I have avatars turned off. Actually, in the dream, the girl didn't look like her, but it was her. You know what I mean? Ever have a dream about someone but the person doesn't actually look like them, you just know it's them?

Yeah! Going GTA would be fun.

Too creepy?

He's cheating on you. When you think he's "out in nature", he's actually with another family getting potty trained.

Not unusual, as I have anywhere from 1-5 dreams every night.. So of course I dream about a wide variety of things.. Anyways.. THE DREAM!! I got a call from the health clinic.. They told me I had number 2 or number 22 but they weren't sure so I should go in for more testing. (All STDs were classified as numbers) I went to my Aunts house later, and Leena was there. Yadda Yadda Yadda, we were in the bedroom. I tried to roll her over and go ontop of her, but she faught against it, and I put her on top of myself. Then she grabbed my pants and started to pull them down, but my Aunt came in the room. We acted like we were just laying there until she left. I was thinking of telling Leena I might have something, but I didn't know what I had, and decided if she caught it I would lie and say I didn't know about it. (Haha! I wouldn't do that in real life.) Once my Aunt left the room, Leena told me that the chance is over and she wasn't going to fuck me. Damn Aunt, ruining our love. I then had a dream about stealing DVDs from the mall. That one was fun. Anyways, anyone else ever have a dream about a fellow TSM poster? SHARE THEM HERE!! Or don't.

I'd try to get to Antarctica... Maybe I'd be safe there?

Nope. This isn't the first time since the 12-whatever PPVs a year it's happened though. If we're going to get multiple shows per month (January, April, June, November, December), we should get more months without a PPV. If it were up to Vince, we'd probably have a PPV every week. It is up to Vince... and we don't get a PPV every week. WRONG!

$50?

If anyone wants to give me an offer... I have an N64 with an expansion pack installed, and one controller. Games: Army Men: Sarges Heroes Bass Hunter 64 Diddy Kong Racing Mario Kart 64 NFL Quarterback Club 2000 Quake II Quest 64 Rampage: World Tour Super Smash Bros Spiderman Super Mario 64 WWF: Warzone Zelda: Ocarina of Time

...Just look at the url... That was enough for me.

$20/gram? Serious? Here it's $10/gram... and that's $10 Canadian... Wow.. you guys sure are getting ripped off.

..It's sad because it seems like you actually cared about what she was saying. She was obviously very dense and couldn't understand when you were explaining that she's the one who lied and shouldn't hate others for it. That's the part that would annoy me. I can't stand when people can't grasp simple sentences on the internet.

Yeah, you're right about it exposing the other matches. I still like the idea though.. I guess it would work best in its own federation that didn't need to hide the fact that wrestling is fake. As for wrestlers trying to make each other look bad, that's why you punish them for it. If a wrestler starts to do that repeatedly, give him a fine, or a suspension, and it will stop. I don't know if wrestlers would enjoy being in those type of matches, as we're basically talking about a different type of entertainment all together.. one that's actually all "Sport". But if you found a good group of people willing to do it, as well as enforced the rules, it'd be interesting. I guess it is hard for the wrestlers to work together, and still try to upstage one and other though. I can also see that leading to alot of injuries, as I'm sure alot of wrestlers would do crazy shit in an attempt to win the belt. Yeah, the more I think about it, the less it could work. Damn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dKLAZvT3AU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIe8zEISFhA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kShuHZpyJGA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b02pCYbMgpM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDI2obMi3WA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT7wlcSiDmM It's truly amazing that Vince and The Superstar were ever able to get on the same page at all again. Two points: 1) I've never seen Meltzer before. I always pictured him alot more nerdy looking. 2) I've never seen that show before. The host is awesome! He just cuts people off like mad! Woman: "You say you saw those things happening to children.." Host: "but they didn't report it to authorities, yeah yeah, we got it."

I actually love the idea of a shoot division. As long as the judges are smart and know what they're looking for. I don't think it should be a problem with wrestlers trying to make each other look bad. If the judges are good enough they should be able to tell which wrestler is making the other look good/bad and give/subtract points that way. Also, you can penalise wrestlers if it becomes obvious that they're intentionally making their opponents look bad.

I live in Northern Ontario, where our weather usually reaches -15 in November/December, and peaks at -40 in January. Up until this week it's been between -8 and +4... and we just recently got our first real snowfall.

haha yeah I have those dreams...it's so real it almost feels like you really are pissing! I had a dream like that, where I was driving then pulled over to take a piss on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I had actually pissed the bed. I was like 12 okay? Whatever.