Twisted Intestine

My mom did the same thing with our cat. I was at my dads(parents are split), and when I went to my moms I found out they had put the cat down. I knew it was coming, they were talking about doing it for awhile, but I was pissed that they didn't tell me so that I could have a chance to say bye.

But she hadn't been released yet... Oh well.

I enjoyed the film. I've enjoyed all three. I'm convinced that if they make a 4th and 5th and 6th I'll enjoy them. They should just release one a year until Johnny Depp is too old. I think if they make a 4th, it should be more story driven as opposed to action based. Some small plot holes that I don't understand, maybe someone can explain them to me... -What was with those crabs carrying the Black Pearl to sea? Just doesn't make sense that a bunch of random crabs would do that. -Why didn't Elizabeth just go on the Flying Dutchman with Will? Mortals were on it before, so it could be done. If not, why not just make her part of his crew? Did it give a reason as to why she wouldn't go on the ship? -If she wouldn't go on the ship, why can't Will just go visit her on land every now and then with a bucket of water on his feet, like Davy Jones did. I'm sure there's more... if I think of them I'll post them later.

Hello, WP!

Maybe! Apparently him and WWE are in talks right now. I think they've offered him a deal, he just needs to sign!

One night stand is this Sunday.. Is it too early to start a thread? I for one am actually pretty excited for this show, it will sure blow last years out of the water. World Tag Team Champions The Hardys vs. The World's Greatest Tag Team (Ladder Match) This match looks to kick all sorts of ass if your a fan of the hardys or TWGTT. Both teams can bring the performance in ladder matches. I'm a big fan of both teams.. they're by far my two favourite tag teams right now. What crazy bump will Jeff take? ..To me this match will just kick all sorts of ass. Though, I'm sure alot of you will shit on it.. "Stupid spot monkey match." Prediction: Hardy Boys WWE Champion John Cena vs. The Great Khali (Pinfalls Count Anywhere Match) No submissions in this match, winner must be decided by pinfall. I'm actually interested to see how Cena will get the pin over Khali. I predict Cena will throw everything he has at Khali, but bounce right off of him and take a beating until the end when he hits an FU out of nowhere for the pinfall. Either that, or outside interferance.. Umaga, maybe? Prediction: John Cena ECW World Champion Mr. McMahon vs. Bobby Lashley (Street Fight) Bobby Lashley looks to win his title back here, as the whole Mcmahon reign is getting old. But then again, who knows? Maybe they're going to continue to screw Lashley out of the win, until he finally gets McMahon one on one in a cage match. Nothing like that's ever happened before. Prediction: Mr. McMahon World Heavyweight Champion Edge vs. Batista (Steel Cage Match) This should be a fun match to watch. I've always liked Edge in cage matches.. It will be fun to watch him try to defeat the much more powerful Batista. If Edge wins, it will be by escaping. If Edge loses, poor Edge. Prediction: Batista Melina vs Candice Michelle (Pudding Match) Who cares? Prediction: Candice Michelle That's not alot of matches.. any word on if they're adding any more? For an ECW PPV, there sure isn't alot of ECW talent on the show so far. Edit: Maybe change the title to ONS predictions, if you want.

I dunno that they'd hold you down, but I doubt they'd attack black ninja style. Nobody actually attacks like that. They'd swarm. But still, they wouldn't be able to actually hurt you. The most they could do is bite. Maybe the whole balls shot thing too.. I still think I could swing my arms around and take tons of them out... I'd even be able to pick one up by his legs and swing him around. That would knock a good bunch out.

Now that's a great question. I'm assuming I could beat up somewhere between 5 and 8. 5 to 8? I'd say I could take more like 50-100. If you think about it... Not like they'd be organized and all tackle you at once and hold you down.. One swing to the face or boot to each one and they'd be taken out. I imagine it something like swatting flys away.

Where are the stairs located? I'd imagine they're outside a house leading to someone's doorway.. In which case it would just look like a wall to the alligator, and why would he climb the stairs just to hit a wall? If he's inside a house maybe he would, because he might be panicing and looking for a way out. Are the stairs just in the middle of nowhere? If that's the case then he'd likely just go around them. Anyways, I keep answering the question, would he climb them. Could he climb them? My final answer is yes.

Flat land? Or is he like on a landing between two sets of stairs?

I know what I must do. Carnival, will you teach me your ways?

Queer.

If I left for two weeks and came back no one would even notice In fact, I'm sure I probably have gone a few weeks at a time without posting... That's it, I demand more recognition! From now on whenever I don't feel like posting for a week or two, I'm making a thread about it! When I return I will make a welcome back thread. Last night I had a dream about Milky.. and Kotz. My second TSM dream! woo.. Pretty much, we were pretending to be pacman in the snow, when aliens invaded.

Yeah, I guess the question really is would. If it was really could an alligator climb stairs, there should really be a snack for him at the top. Theoretically I think it could, but without that food it wouldn't, which isn't the same as saying it can't... So either change the question to would, or put food at the top of the stairs. You're making my head hurt.

Yeah, since there's no motivation for him, the answer is no. If there was food at the top, maybe. But why in the world would an alligator climb stairs with no motivation? He'd look at them, let out a little grunt, and turn around.

Tom Green Ghost Ridin Da Whip

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=86229 I really just wanted to salute black comedians

Thats perfect! HHH would get such a huge baby face reaction for beating Khali, after Khali stinks up the main event for a few months.

1) Avril Lavene(I don't care how to spell that name correctly) is popular on my college radio, as this is the second song of hers that's played since I've been sitting here for the past 10 minutes. 2) The girl sitting on the computer beside me is a fan, as she's singing along.

It's easier for me to get up at 7AM than 8AM.

I have no idea where that joke comes from, and saw someone use it in a thread earlier, but when I read that I laughed my ass off for some odd reason. Must be the lack of sleep.

I'd like to see more into the guy who went to make a doc and joined the cult. He was saying "I was very liberal and very intelligent before I came" Said he wasn't anti-gay or anything... So what the hell happened while he was there to make him believe those people were right? How'd they brainwash him? I also found it funny that he said he was intelligent, as if he's saying he isn't anymore.

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Carnivalllll, Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Yes, because "bi" is just the guy not ready to fully admit he's gay/