Jingus

Yeah, that'll creep in there for a while, I chugged my stuff ten friggin' hours ago and I'm still typing slower than normal. Fuckin' stuff lasts FOREVER, I've still got a slight body buzz.

How many typos do you have to correct now, in an average post?

The Missing: 3/10 Strictly by-the-numbers Western, both star Tommy Lee Jones and director Ron Howard completely phone it in. However, the film is almost (ALMOST) saved by the wonderful Cate Blanchett; apparently nobody told her that this was a crappy little B-movie, so she brought her usual Oscar-level game.

Any theories on why TV tends to lean left, while radio is run by right?

One piece of advice: if you watch any movies, make sure they're GOOD movies, I watched The Missing while I was trippin' and damn near clawed my eyes out at the depressing predictability of it all.

...if he actually hit a woman, yeah. But like I and others pointed out earlier, there's a lot of really stupid harmless shit that you can get charged with "assault" for. I'm no good at these fact-finding missions, so, someone else go out and Google up all the dirty details.

I hope that was the Tussin talkin.

FUCK, if I knew you were gonna do this tonight, IDRM, I woulda saved the bottle so we could've started at the same time, all scientificly precise and shit. I've mostly come down now, it was a fun trip tho. I highly recommend the "maximum strength cough & cold" formula with a beer on top of it, it's worked out much better than any of the others.

That's just the thing: I never ordered the PPVs, cuz I live in Nashville and saw all the TNA shows I wanted live for free. Kinda spoiled me. But, a quick lesson in wrestling payoffs: the guys in the main event of a PPV get a larger percentage of the PPV money than anyone else on the show. And may God strike me dead right here if I'm gonna put another dollar in Nash's pocket to see him "wrestle".

Now THAT'S funny. I've never smoked cloves, what's it like?

Damn... why am I stuck down here away from home and all my good connections? Curses! I needs my reefa like Popeye needs his spin... uh, spinach.... that green crap that I can't spell right now.

Or the Toyota Corolla. 130,000 miles and still runs smoooooooth.

Odd thing: I actually touched one before I ever saw one. (My girlfriend in high school engaged in heavy petting sessions with me, but she was very prudish about getting undressed.) But I must say that the vagina is possibly the greatest single creation that God has ever made. EDIT: from the point of view of a guy who wants to gain intimate knowledge of as many "creations" as possible, that is.

I hope the more liberal Christians are right, and we all go to heaven. But I fear that the atheists are right, and we all vanish into the void. That's my thoughts on the universe in a nutshell.

Well damn son, you're 18 aren't you? Get thee to a strpiclub.

Dammit, I'm stuck solidly on 2nd, and am all out of... well, everything. Unless I want to crack open another wine bottle.

Not really, sorry. ever seen a real life pussy that wasn't your mothers? C'mon Bob, you need to get off the sidelines and into the game. No Which question were you answering? We really need thisthreadisghey in here.

I never understood the 80's even when it WAS the 80's.

Important? I'm a semi-founding member of OAOAST and have had a hell of a lot of fun in there, but I'd never refer to it as "important".

It's not that I'm attracted to THEM, it just seems that they can't get enough of ME. ::cries::

You're not, you're just a dude who I trust not to be a cop who lives closer to where I am than any other pot smokers.

Constantly. (Or at least consistently.)

No, I'm serious, I'd want to see them try to do a straight, unbiased, not-at-all-funny newscast just to see if they could pull it off or not.

"Retore your foreskin"?! I'm high as a kite on what might be an OD of cough medicine, and even I realize what a bad idea that is. As a heterosexual male, I find all penises that aren't mine to be fairly disgusting, but an uncircumsized cock just ramps up the "Ewwww!" factor. EDIT: sorry Murmur, simultaneous post.

Remember the "oh man drugz" thread? I did all of the above, so I'm not thinking real clear right now, sorry. . Cocksucker.