The Niggardly King

You're not Trying To Find A Balance

That College Party would so totally be voting for Obama

Woop Woop That's The Sound Of Da Police Woop Woop That's The Sound Of Da Beast

I can't even get into that. "You don't fuck with a man and his dip."

That shit fucking ruled. It lead to some fun shit, like the Alliance Against Evolution gettting to run RAW for like a month, and Orton totally fucked up his promo when he was GM for the week, shit was great. Who was the leader of that shit? I just remember the main two were always Chris Jericho and Chris Be Perry Saturn. Man, do I miss Maven... he ruled at that time, better than Orton on the mic, just as good as Jericho in the ring, stiffing Snitsky, then getting his brain smashed in with a wicked chairshot by Snitsky, but it wasn't his fault. I miss that RAW, guys.

Man, wops suck...

I usually just kick them in the nuts, and hit the bomb ass Flair Chop Block. Of all the things to be doing, just Stan Hansen a drunken nigga... it works.

Is that the dude's nuts or dick?

I'd be so down for Franklin/Wandy, Franklin/Chuck, Franklin/Rashad, and Franklin/Jackson.

Chris Paul is so humble it's fucking awesome... if there's one guy I want to see Stern try to push like he did with Jordan, it's him. He's not ugly like Lebron, doesn't get hurt like Wade, and he speaks like a Southern Gentleman... his only problems are where he plays and the accent.

It didn't help that when he was asked to touch his nose, that he started doing his air trombone celebration.

this shit still going on? when's the finale? golden boy still looking like he's gonna win? is chickeasy still around?

Oil be goin down, but da gas is going up. It like $3.78 down here and I'm mad.

He was probably smoking something along with some light drinking

Fuck, this season sucks

Shelton is best used as an athletic cocky babyface in the midcard... and there's nothing wrong with that. He's bad on the mic, but when they put him in the position of the guy who comes out to a cold crowd and gets them into his matches with his spots, he did well in that role. Then he got stuck in some dumb handicap feuds with Davari and Hassan, then was jobbed out to Carlito and Masters and it's like he quit caring, which showed in his ring work as he was nearly injuring himself in every major television match.

People can still get into a babyface Shelton... that weird match with Carlito on ECW a week or two before Mania proved that.

prick

HEH

Fuck, hopefully this unpredictable shit ends with Trevor Murdoch somehow winning the World Title at Judgment Day and then before the PPV is over Vince McMahon could wake up in his bed, and we all find out everything has been a dream the last few weeks.... If ya wanna go Russo you have to go hard, son.

Mike Dickah, race relations counselor

Sorry, time to pack it in Cubs.

I mean, like light weight with high reps and all that stuff. I don't think you wanna be a female powerlifter and shit.

Shit, I know a black person didn't put that much thought into that. You must be white.