The Niggardly King

Bullfuckingshit

Don't like it, I'm a special rose that deserves to be treated as so.

I will say that I love how Hogan lets Michaels stare at the lights for what seemed like a few minutes after the big boot. Payback, son.

I'm still waiting on my position of power.

No reason to tie yourself down so early. My best friend has been with his girlfriend for two years and he's 21. She treats him like a child and he has grown to hate her, well they hate each other... yet neither one can break up. They're going to get married in 4 months and probably end up with a few kids and still hate each other. Sucks when people don't think they can do better or they need someone just to have meaning in their life. Oops, kind of on topic but off topic at the same time there... carry on.

She more than likely means that he doesn't even follow politics, and the fact that more than likely his beliefs in the past might not lend themselves to his current stance on the issues.

I didn't know popcorn could be hilarious but The Jackhammer has proven me wrong.

No you don't... you trying to swing a John Holmes sized E-dick in here....

Because they only have about 20 seconds to catch the average person before they switch over to CSI or ESPN.

I could try to get you guys RVD if you want...

Disregard that last post, as that never happened.

Elijah Burke looked so fucking HUGE on that. Next to wrestlers, he looks like an average build guy, but he was HOSS like on that.

I just can't contain my excitement for War Machine, Kimbo, and James Thompson... sorry.

The way they did it was perfectly fine. 16 fights in one week? That would be ridiculous to pile into one hour. They would've only had time to show recaps of every fight. At least the way they did it we got to see 4 fights and 4 recaps. If they were going to devote 3 hours to the premiere they could have packed everything in. With the 3 hour fight night and that other show spike was premiering after TUF they had no way to pile 16 fights into an hour. I would have liked to see the 4 fights they only showed recaps of. Even the one Dana was bitching about with the wrestler. I bet Rampage and Dana had some entertaining shit to say about how boring that was. Not one hour, should have had the rest the following night. I don't mind it, but from a ratings standpoint, most people need someone to connect to in order to keep track... or interest in this show... though they can get by as they have two of the most entertaining guys as coaches. I only speak from the business standpoint of things on this, as the ratings keep getting a bit lower each season after the Tito/Ken season.

Hey now, I don't troll in here, and Tim Sylvia deserves more love than he gets.

But I shitted like a goose 27 minutes after I posted that

Fuckin' fag...

Is Reid Flair really in the WWE developmental system?

with like half of the upper part of your stomach feeling like you just got a liver kick from Bas Rutten? I don't wanna puke or shit, cause I'm afraid my intestines might fall out and oh jesus fucking christ what have i done to you to deserve this pain? MY GOD I CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW AND MY MOUTH IS WATERING LIKE A FUCKING DOG PANTING, AND I THINK I MIGHT JUST END SHITTING MYSELF IF I DON'T TAKE CARE OF THIS... CHRRIEST IT FUCK9ING HRUTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Yeah!

Al Bundy is now officially a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu. Give it up.

Flair has already stated he's going to be back, but not in-ring. So, expect a new commentator or whenever they need a "fresh" face authority figure;

I think it's a bad idea to hold off another week for the rest of the matches... I don't mind, but I could see a lot of people not really caring. Should have finished up tonight.