The Niggardly King

What happened with Dennis Green just now... dear god why did I turn off the tv. How does it rank with Jim Mora, Sr's "PLAYOFFS??!!"

"ARIZONA'S SO BAD, CLOSE THE ROOF, SALE THE PLACE, LET THE FAMILY OF THE DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR OPEN UP A PIZZA PLACE!" "THIS COULD MAKE MATT LEINART'S CAREER TONIGHT... HE JUST LOOKS SO POISE... THAT QUIET CONFIDENCE... HE'S LIKE ADRIAN GRENIER FROM ENTOURAGE... JUST LOOK AT THAT BEARD!" "You know USC... it's a lot like the NFL." "Yes, he does look like that guy from Entourage... good quiet confidence. "

Dennis Green you're fucking horrible... you just blew that game away with the final two play calls before the kick. You're supposed to design the runs to get towards the middle of the feild for the game winning field goal... you don't go over to where the winds happens to be blowing even further... I fucking hate you Denny Green. God the Monday Night commentary team is really unbearable.

Does anybody besides Ripper remember what Vick did... you know, the year before Knapp arrived?

This sucks, as Rey will probably end up on RAW when he makes it back.

When I first saw the picture, I thought this would be one of those stories where you meet the girl, and then bam it's a fat ugly chick, but you fucked her anyway, because pussy is pussy... oh how I was so wrong.

That's the best signature ever

Wait... does Umaga actually work really stiff with the Jackass guys? I'll have to watch if that's true.

I don't think so.

Go bowling man... with her, not alone.

What about the little things some people get fired for?

What needs to be following Lost is a light hearted comedy/drama sort of show. Not anything like The Nine.

I don't think anyone care now.

It looks like the TO warmup suit.

I'm still sticking by this... it's a WORK!

Woah, I think a line has just been crossed barron, oh man the line has been fucking crossed.

I say that at least 2 years in Whiny Bitches, maybe a chance for parole.

alfdogg fucking rules

What's weird is that you can see Francine clearly walking out behind Tommy Dreamer on this week's show, there's a quick camera cut, and then she's gone.

Wait a minute- theres someone else who watches Help Me Help You? If ever a show screamed "cancelled" it's that one. It's so low budget, I don't see how it got on the air. Danson's awesome though. I'm not saying 30 Rock was great, but I'm just so excited at seeing Alec Baldwin on my TV every week That's why I don't think it will be cancelled. It's really cheap, and the ratings have been decent for it. Plus... come on, it's Ted Danson.

He seems to have "accepted" the fact that he'll never get any. Though instead of accepted it's more like conditioned

I never got my chance to shine as TheWorldsGreatestGook, but I had strong showings as triplehthegame2005 and TheDictionary.

My dad brought up some pitcher that killed himself back in the 80s when the Angels didn't make the World Series one year, and tried to connect these two stories together.