The Niggardly King

...I like doing chin-ups

Mac Dre

I'll take Santana

Ya'll might be laughing now, but 2 years from now when I'm holding down fort as apart of The Californians against Chinks Alliance you douches will be getting raped over by European Union.

That springboard moonsault reminds me of how good Manu was when he was about 80 pounds lighter. With a better crowd this could be the Manu showcase match for everyone that thinks he sucks... and I don't even like Manu.

It's not sensible for him to get involved with her when he's this close to the title.

Smackdown's own ECW Heavyweight Champion!

:( :angry:

RAW's pretty shitty for me when they get crowds like this one tonight. It just makes the suck Michael Cole more noticeable.

YES!!! Undefeated? He lost to Batista in his debut match, Cole.

10 man tag? Cena/Mysterio/Cryme Tyme/Kofi vs Knox... and who else?

I hope the way that Melina and Mickie are acting like their BFFs leads to Melina turning on her and becoming the awesome bitch heel that she once was.

He's going to be a Grand Slam champion and he's been on screen for what now... two years? Yeah, he's always looking weak.

The build to the epic Cena/Knox feud begins... I'm so fucking happy right now. CLOUD NINE

oops... then I'll take Sly and The Family Stone

DO NOT WANT

Yeah, I could go on for like 5 more rounds. Artie Lange

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does she know how to make a good pot roast? that's going to be very important on my island once someone gives me some meat

How does it feel to know the only reason you're popular is the fact that I fucked Lita... because I am Edge, in case if you didn't realize.

What's exactly the deal where Parcells can pretty much walk away whenever he wants to and still get paid 12 million? That's a horrible clause to have.

Whenever my two favorite teams make the playoffs I usually pick them for the Super Bowl match-up no matter how stupid it is... so I'm going with a Chargers/Eagles soup.

Chargers in OT by a 44 yard Kaeding field goal.