Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Hey motherfucker, who is the Cock expert here, you or me??? Quit trying to taint this thread with misinformation.

Witness the majestic, and dare I say...romantic nature of the chase between the female and male Strider. Wait a minute, looks like the female is now "showing her interest". Let's give these two a few minutes alone shall we?

No, Kazaa's network is not centralized. If it was, then kazaa users wouldn't be getting sued, RIAA would just take kazaa down like Napster and Audiogalaxy(RIP)

If that happened CWM, time would shift backwards and Courtney would be tried for murder and no one would have pushed El Duce in front of that train...

Cockstrider 2.0 would fuck the fish till it loved him.

Damnit 'Mortal don't you know anything? The cockstrider is simply alerting females of his intention to take a mate, much like the peacock.

I'm home because I'm reading through the other half dozen "Why are you at home on Friday/saturday" threads.

You could suffer a pulmonary emballism.

what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl?

I'm just trying to find out if Ghettoman is only trolling my thread or if he has something to say.

Can you be more specific about their negatives then?

Great, America is gonna be overrun by a small army of SBTB clones.

Kataklysm isn't an idiot band.

If you are on 56k, you might be SOL. Other than that, update codecs.

rawmvp IS Natalie...

From bwbk.com KATAKLYSM vocalist Maurizio Iacono has contacted BW&BK with a response to comments made by DEVILDRIVER’s Dez Fafara suggesting Maurizio “shut the fuck up and take a listen to DevilDriver” before commenting on the group. This back and forth business stems from Maurizio’s disappointment over DevilDriver being chosen over Kataklysm to support OPETH on their North American tour. A direct quote from Maurizio at that time stated, “Today is a sad day not only for Kataklysm, but for real metal in general... no disrespect intended towards Devildriver ‘coz I dont even know the guys personally except for the fact that there’s an ex-Coal Chamber member... what I'm saying is shit happens, we lost the tour... so what, business is business... but to lose it to a band that comes from the Nu-metal era is what I dont get, that style is dead and now they are trying to make themselves look real by getting on real metal tours. If Opeth, Kataklysm and Moonspell would be on a Nu-metal tour we would all get tomatoes thrown at us, but we as real metalheads have to sit back and accept shit like this happening to our scene... anyways politics right?” Fafara’s rebuttal included the following statement: “I bought their new album, it's great. I've never met the guys so for him to take shots at me, maybe he hasn't heard DevilDriver... We wish they were on this tour with us, but when he starts calling me nu-metal and this and that, he should shut the fuck up and take a listen to DevilDriver.” The following is Maurizio’s latest comments on the matter: “First off, how can you have bought my new album when it only comes out in March? Anyways, I find it weird for someone to realise after 8 years of playing Nu metal with Coal Chamber that he hates everything he ever was during that time... it took you a damn long time to realise it, I guess its never too late. Where i come from (the underground) touring is not about money to support your family, you just didn’t get my point... so your wrong about my so called bitterness towards that situation. Yes, it’s an OK sideline of course but you do it because you love it and because its what you believe in. So you didn’t get it right or your in it for the wrong reasons. With this said... I have a proposal for you, Kataklysm is presently working on a headlining tour with Misery Index and All That Remains for May. There’s still a spot available, put your money where your mouth is and join the tour, lets see if you can handle a true underground tour... but warning: this aint Sevendust so bring a helmet! Maurizio.” --- If Dez were to take this tour, I got my money on him lasting 2.5 shows. Kataklysm fucking rules it.

Well, I'm halfway through this song right now. First one of this band I've ever heard. I think I found a band gayer than Rhapsody.

In lieu of a real cd purchase(due to poorness, and buying compunerd equipment), i just picked up the lates Brave Words & Bloody Knuckles magazine with the Knuckletrax sampler platter. On this edition is: God Forbid, Asterius, Cannae, Necronomicon, Dan Lorenzo, Destruction, Stratovarius, Eidolon, Chris Catena, Big Iron, Stampin' Ground, Impaled Nazarene, Legion, Vader, The End, Beyone The Flesh, The Amenta, Wheatstone Bridge. I have heard very few of these acts so I'm stoked about a little bit of discovery. BTW Agent, may I jack your lennox sig picture? I think it would go well with my sig motif...

From the rawmvp exchange with WJM, I can only come to one conclusion, rawmvp = hbk16 = Zack Malibu.

pasting tab like that just messes it up. the best thing I can say about reading tab is that any decent tabber will put notations for what is going on ie: # denotes tremolo picking etc. you know what the 6 lines and the numbers mean right?

You haven't lived until you've had one doctor nearly kill you, and then another doctor OD you while treating what the other doctor did.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/j/juda...crawler_tab.htm try this, then try google

I wouldn't want to finish what I started with Vitaly either. So this will pretty much be the end of the heavyweight division for a while then right? Who else is there other than Wladimir, Sanders, or Byrd?

This will fit my sig motif nicely

Downhome speaks the truth