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Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

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  1. I'm quitting to, by the by.
  2. Incandenza and Agent quitting at the same time. Did you guys open the super secret message board?
  3. He means here, in this thread.
  4. I'm so going to sit in the basement of my rehearsal house with a small amp, guitar, paper/pen and tape recorder and go on a robo trip just to see what happens. From what I've read/heard, it can be nothing but good for Black Metal creation.
  5. And I'm the maximum poster in the mirrorverse.
  6. Just like they should. If this was Tough Enough, it'd be bullshit, but if Stephan didn't earn it there....
  7. Do we know if there's going to be a comprehensive dvd release of this series?
  8. Can I be a super mod if I agree to deal with Public Relations?
  9. Minnesota School Deaths Blamed on "Spontaneous Human Perforation" Mar 30 2005 by Mr. Bunbury Vote now! Do YOU believe in SHP? Yes No Wickety-wickety-wickety-wickety-wack! A shocked nation remains baffled today as to how bullets became lodged in ten people last Monday at Red Lake reservation in Minnesota. However, the incident bears all the hallmarks of Spontaneous Human Perforation (SHP), an unexplained phenomenon in which bullets fly through the air at high velocity, claiming the lives of thousands of Americans each year. The owner of a local ammunition store expressed disbelief on hearing about the deaths at the nearby high school: "What could have caused these bullets to fly around like that?" he asked us, scratching his head with a shotgun. "Maybe the kids were wearing magnetic clothing, which attracted the bullets towards them at high speed." However, a forensic expert dismissed this theory as preposterous, instead pointing out that some of the victims had been sitting near computers which were capable of playing violent video games and displaying neo-Nazi web-sites: "While there is little evidence that video games or the Internet can cause death," he explained while polishing an AK-47, "there is NO evidence that they cannot!" A spokesman for the National Rifle Association was careful to avoid jumping to such conclusions, but added his own suggestion. "It is well known that rock music can resonate the air in such a way that bullets are levitated and propelled into human flesh," he told us, while playfully brandishing an Uzi. "I understand that the effect is particularly noticeable when you play Marilyn Manson." At a press conference President Bush reassured the public that he would establish the cause of the growing carnage. "I have no idea what causes people to die from bullets," he told reporters, while cleaning a loaded pistol. "But I feel pretty sure that I’m gonna find out soon." In an entirely unrelated development, Mr. Bush earlier increased his pressure on Iran to abandon its nuclear program. The Iranian government responded by saying that nuclear weapons were perfectly safe and that Iran only intended to use them for peaceful purposes, such as personal protection, hunting and target practice.
  10. Persecution on the internet doesn't exist. If you think it does, then you are a broken person. If you did anything more than say "Aw Damn", followed by a night of watching Owen Matches when you found out he died, you are a broken person. Unless you were a friend/relative of course.
  11. An interesting column about the columbine kids that I feel applies to this situation as well. Some of the things said in this essay are in fact true, and applied to my own highschool situation. http://anus.com/etc/highschool/ don't fret over the domain name, the linked page isn't naughty.
  12. That's mountain time, by the by
  13. Schiavo - Today 1pm - 3pm Husband survives an attempt on his life within 24 hours of the death. He will be forced to walk with a cane after the incident.
  14. Follow up with Enslaved - Vikingligr Veldi and you'll be one with us.
  15. I watch that fight at least once a month. Round nine gives me chills every time.
  16. Wander The Wind is totally going to be full on Black Metal by the end of the year.
  17. I would totally pick a fight, and then fight, with Damaramu.
  18. I think at this point, it's clear that there's no chance for her to recover and become anything more than a burden on the medical system and her family right? Sedate. Euthanize. Allow the family and psychotic media fed dimwits to move on, while clearing out the bed for someone who might have a chance.
  19. Oh, that thread is just gabbing about the bible, and not about back and forth about the religion?
  20. Where's that big thread that IDRM designed to stomp the feebs?
  21. http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666
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