Big Ol' Smitty

Where would we be without Colonel Sanders 9 special herbs & spices? Think of the children, dammit!

*News Flash* This just in folks! Breaking news! The American Civil Liberties Union takes up *unpopular* causes! Wait, there's more! Conservatives do not like the ACLU! This could be huge, folks. More on this at 11.

Bomb the Arabs and take their oil. Bomb the Indians and take their casinos.

Didn't you know? That's how he interviews for cabinet positions.

Angry liberals are the ones that defend the rights of the guy to have drunken sex with the sheep. Let me put this in perspective, okay? The ACLU offered free legal counsul to NAMBLA, okay? An organization whose very purpose is a disgusting, illegal and "I'll fucking kill you" worthy act. What does that have to do with being angry?

I'm really coveting a peanut butter sandwich right about now.

There's nothing wrong with being morally/socially conservative. I actually am quite conservative in my personal life. It's just that I don't try to push my conservative lifestyle onto others. I'm fine with your drinking, smoking, taking drugs, promiscuous sex, reality TV, and pornography as long as it doesn't bother me (e.g. drinking & driving).

Well then I'm glad to know there's someone watching out for my rights.

I like it. I think it's better than MGS2. Less cutscenes, more gameplay, simpler story. The boss fights are cool (except for The Sorrow) and it's damn hard. The final fight is heli-tough.

I want some apple drink. It's green!

I'm there.

Here here! No, you've heard the *hypocrisy* junk. It just makes the premise that you're warring in order to remove a dictator seem less genuine if you openly support other dictators. Why is this one so much worse than all the others?

So next will be the annual airing of grievances and then on to Festivus feats of strength.

I would argue that the main reason Wayne and Stokley are open is because of the opposing defense's focus on Harrison. Let's not forget how crazy good this guy is.

We do too.

Edited for accuracy.

Cerebus, a wise man once told me sarcasm was the tool of the weak. That cracked me up though.

It's stuff I already knew about and just googled real quick and took the first article. There's lots of info on that stuff if you wanna find out more.

Weird Stuff !

They never said this. A lot of the public thought it too be true, but I don't think they ever said it.

Obviously you've never seen Idrees Bashir. Wait, you haven't? Me neither.

This is my problem with your premise. Can you proved Bush invaded "for oil"? Sure, American companies are gonna profit and more oil is gonna be available to the world market, but some Iraqis are gonna cash in too. And at least this will mean the end of the Oil for Food fiasco. It's not like we're going in, filling up drums with oil, and then bouncing. In order to prove that the war was waged solely for oil, you would have to disprove all of the other given justifications: we thought they had WMD, humanitarian reasons, corrupt regime, etc.

Does this matter? It's not like the reporter held the guys at gunpoint and made them ask the questions. Or held the crowd at gunpoint and made them cheer the questions...

EXCELLENT Idea.