Big Ol' Smitty

B.I.G. be flossin'/Jig on the cover of Fortune, five double O I floss every day usually. What's so hard about it? It's more important than brushing!

Kucinich is an okay rep, but an absolute joke as a presidential candidate. Did you know he magically became pro-choice before the 2004 election? The Nation Kucinich's speech to the "Dubrovnik Conference on the Alchemy of Peacebuilding": What the fuck?

The texture of you sucks.

I don't get MSNBC I did meet some Kentucky governor and lt. governor candidates tonight at a local event. I'm becoming quite the player in local politics.

Slap fight!

Here's what Rudy said:

I wonder how this poll changes if Gore is listed as a choice. It'd probably put Obama in the lead and put Clinton in 2nd place. Usually, from what I've seen, having Gore as a choice takes support away from Hillary, so you're probably right about Obama taking the lead. I kind of agree that it's sad. It seems like you almost have to be a celebrity/"rockstar" to run for president in the 21st century. That leaves someone like Richardson, who is probably more qualified than anyone else on that list, out in the cold. But then again I'm a tentative Obama supporter at this point so maybe it's the fault of people like me that this is the case.

Why would you screw around for love?

John McCain Wait for it. Regarding Kosovo.

I can't imagine that country music would lead to especially deep or meaningful thoughts.

Not at all. Back in the day, Maxim was revolutionary. Stuff like the Man Quiz or the Munchie Tournament was fantastic. Yeah, it sounds absolutely groundbreaking.

Um, I think he was just a drunken rapacious asshole.

I get annoyed with the fact that people subscribe to Maxim.

I should punch Marvin right in the gizzard for that.

My six black guys are way smarter than his one.

I usually travel around with six to eight black men.

I don't know, they just get surly sometimes.

Six black men I'm fairly close with say you suck.

They can't even tell me for sure what the climate tomorrow will be like, so I'm skeptical towards articles such as these. You live in North Carolina according to the thing under your avatar. The climate tomorrow will be temperate. Or humid subtropical (Cfa) according to the Koppen Classification System.

You're dumb. Weather=/=climate

You've obviously never had a peanut butter & fetus sandwich.

Picture of one of the massive bombings in Baghdad last week:

Here's the wall:

New York Times I think they're calling this The Invader3K Strategy. Obligatory "shit."

Little more here: http://www.nybooks.com/articles/20155