Big Ol' Smitty

My school has been having fish sandwiches on Friday when they usually have pizzas. I just realized why that is.

Yeah, relationships get in the way of things like that. If I was single, I would have beat the Wii Zelda like a month ago. As it stands, I'm only like 1/3 of the way through.

I'm going to take a piss on my lawn (a little piece of America) in his honor.

Man is Puffy really that fat?

This thing seems to have an Obama bias.

Man, I bet these two would be insufferable to be around.

Look him up. He's really the only person whom I have any interest in voting for, to the point where I've entertained the idea of registering as a Republican just to support him in the primaries. That would be it between me and my parents, though. Ron Paul is one of snuffbox's heroes, iirc.

I thought we could use a thread to just fill with stupid things that politicians and other public figures say. So whenever Pat Robertson, John Kerry, Trent Lott, etc. stick their foots in their mouths, we can log those here. I'll start with Tom Delay. Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX), in his new book No Retreat, No Surrender, on being charged with violating Texas campaign-finance laws

I think Richardson was 2nd on mine, then Kucinich & Clark. Hillary was one of the lowest Dems on mine, which is correct.

Awesome photo. That guy is historically badass. That guy is my hero. Seriously.

Candidate selector. http://selectsmart.com/plus/select.php?url=08frontrunners Barack Obama was my top response.

You're the best...around! And nothing's gonna ever keep you down!

A gangsta lean.

Gore has military & foreign policy experience. Obviously not the military experience of a Clark, but he was in the Army.

Paladins do suck.

Hey Edwin, have you ever encountered the guy who hands out the conspiracy theory material right out in front of Union Station?

Hmm...the fact that Czech is lovecraft's "man" almost makes me reconsider my vote.

I pretty much dozed through the speeches. The food was kickass though. I had bison.

Yeah, this is pretty much true. 99% of the turkeys used in the US are this breed that is too fat and lazy to move or mate. They have to be artificially inseminated (Worst job in the world? I vote yes.) I learned this at a local foods conference I went to with my lady, who is a health nut.

Person Five: We should make the illegals beat our kids for us, and then send our kids off to work camps with the illegals.

I hate threads like this. Person One: We should let our kids smoke drugs and eat pure sugar! Person Two: Nuh-uh, we should beat our kids with water hoses and make them memorize the encyclopedia! Person Three: Ronald Reagan ate candy? Person Four: You know what Barry Goldwater would've done in this situation...

Czech.

Isn't Slayer from Nebraska?

McDonald's is the leading US buyer of cow eyes. They hold the burgers together. McDonald's shakes (the old, good ones) contain lots of wood pulp.