Zack Malibu

CWM can be found at WDI most of the time. Agnes can be found dancing in crotchless chaps in his mom's room. JSYK can be found hoarding CC pictures and selling them at black market prices. Mario, will hopefully never be found.

I bet you had the height advantage in that one For sure. But I still got housed. He may have been short, but the man could dance. So can I~! ::busts out the Running Man::

That happened to me, twice, in fact. It ruined my sex life... That explains your need for Extreme Pee-Pee Movies As opposed to Extreme Pee-Wee movies?

[2 Live Crew]To the leeeefffft...To the right ya'll...[/2 Live Crew]

The kid at the end looks like he's pullin' pud.

Mainly for the forum, but I always read the main site. The shoots/tape reviews and the TNA reports are the main things I go for (always looking for tape recs and haven't seen TNA in a while thanks to fucking Cox Cable), but I honestly tend to read every article at some point.

I bet you had the height advantage in that one For sure. But I still got housed.

Or do they? Huh? The DJ Jeff-ing comment comes from the infamous poster DJ Jeff, who was best known for his infatuation/obsession with a former female poster by the name of Alice In Chains Chick. AICC was a fairly attractive girl who once posted her pic in Gen. Chat, and the next thing you know ol' Jeff is making AIC banners "for no reason" or "as a test" and popping up in virtually every thread AIC posted in. More or less, he stalked her across the board. I personally thought you meant DJ-Jeff as in DJ Jazzy Jeff always bothering Hilary in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I thought that because...well...you love those early 90s sitcoms. Nope. But I did meet Alfonso Ribeiro once and played basketball with him. Of course, I was 12, but still cool.

Wait wait wait... So you've seen BBD AND The Cover Girls in concert? If you tell me you've seen Sweet Sensation as well, then I'll idolize AND hate you. Simultaneously even. Back in the late 80's early 90's the local pop/hip hop radio station had an event called Summerjam. They would book about 15 artists to perform their hit songs and the concert would last between 10 and 12 hours. Some of the artists I saw: Cover Girls Expose Sweet Sensation Stevie B New Kids on the Block Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Paula Abdul (when she was just breaking out) (no, not her weight) Mariah Carey (when she was just breaking out) (no not going out of her mind) BBD Too Short Digital Underground (with 2Pac in the crew) Ice Cube Hammer Naughty by Nature LL Cool J etc....... Expose too, eh. Dammit.

Or do they? Huh? The DJ Jeff-ing comment comes from the infamous poster DJ Jeff, who was best known for his infatuation/obsession with a former female poster by the name of Alice In Chains Chick. AICC was a fairly attractive girl who once posted her pic in Gen. Chat, and the next thing you know ol' Jeff is making AIC banners "for no reason" or "as a test" and popping up in virtually every thread AIC posted in. More or less, he stalked her across the board.

Wait wait wait... So you've seen BBD AND The Cover Girls in concert? If you tell me you've seen Sweet Sensation as well, then I'll idolize AND hate you. Simultaneously even.

I'd like to think that most people, myself included, just make their quips as a gag. It's pretty much a known fact that the minute a female poster is found to be on the board, there's a lineup of people to go after her. That said, it's not like anyone's DJ Jeff-ing CC. I'm pretty sure if she thought people weren't kidding around, she'd be a little turned off to discussion with us.

We could always make him masturbate to "Iesha". (wonders if anyone remembers Another Bad Creation other than him)

If Zach's life was an episode of Saved by the Bell, WJM would be dumping a milkshake in his lap RIGHT NOW~! Actually, it would be all over my silk shirt, heh. And WJM is Mrs. Malibu. I think I'm going to stay on the Welsh brand of TSM entertainment for now.

No. You must recite the lyrics to "The Right Stuff" by New Kids On The Block as punishment.

Don't forget, it's open season on the Hollywood angle, so anyone who wants to use them somehow, feel free to.

But Mr. Piss...WWCD? (What Would Chave Do?)

JSYK is currently enrolled in the Malibu School of Flirtation. But he hasn't been paying attention in class. ::hits JSYK's hand with ruler::

What about doing it on a tightrope, above a shark tank?

No, I never got The Firm segment, only his Ragdoll return segment. And it's understandable that your match was short, being it's your birthday and all .

Already known: Calvin vs. Ragdoll, non-title Zack visits CWM in the hospital Brock Ausstin was supposed to do a match with Chris Bryte this week, but I never got it. Think we could see it this week? Papa, I PM'd you, but in case you didn't get it for any reason, I saved the skit that was supposed to run in conjunction with that match on this past show. Match-wise, how about a Tag Team Title match, since it's been a while. TNT vs. K-Money and Crystal ...and Papa, think you're up for a 24/7 defense, Mr. New Champ . Panther vs. Peter Knight

Overall, I'd give the show a 7. What we had was good, but the PRISM match was done last minute (nothing ever got set in stone regarding it, but I didn't want to not have it), and the matches built well, but nothing "blow away" like we've had recently. Good show, good effort as per usual. Maybe we just got spoiled by all the kickass shows like the X Division match and everything of late, hehe.

PROPS: Northstar Dama Crystal Rags Calvin Sly Matt CWM Zack

(We cut backstage, where Josh Matthews is in front of a locker room door.) JOSH: I'm backstage, where Scotty Static just got done being looked over by the HeldDOWN~! staff of EMT's on crack....I'm sorry, just got word in my earpiece, it's crack staff of EMT's. Anyway, they've diagnosed him with a mild concussion and a stinger, which they said he could work through. He isn't being allowed to talk to us due to him still being dazed after the piledriver onto the chair, but I was told that Scotty kept muttering the phrase, "he's coming back next week." Whatever that means, I guess we'll find out next week. Back to ringside, with the big three. COLE Thanks a lot, J. Math. It's time now for our main event of the evening, so let's get things rollin'! Cue up "Money" by Pink Floyd... The crowd exuberance turns into collective disdain, as The Underground duo of J. Arthur Edwards and the huge Gunner Sharps enter the arena, ready for action. Sharps makes a straight path to the ring, while J. Arthur takes his time, trading barbs with fans in the aisleway. The duo enter the ring and bask in the spotlight, as the crowd continues to drown them in jeers. Pink Floyd fades out, and a song that brings the energy back into the crowd starts up, building into a catchy riff from it's soft start... "WAKE ME UP!" The crowd does indeed wake up, as they get to their feet for the arrival of the OAOAST Franchise, Zack Malibu! Alongside Candie, who has had quite a full plate herself tonight, Zack bounds out of the back in a frenzied rush, doing his best to get this electric crowd riled up. CABOOSE He might have that energy now, but after this match, he's going to be wheeling his way to the ring. COLE I'm taking it that you're not putting money on Malibu tonight, Caboose? CABOOSE No way. Even those who tend to overcome adversity are bound to crumble sooner or later. COACH ...and what about those who never seem to overcome the odds. CABOOSE If you're asking if you'll ever stop sucking, Coach, the answer is no. Candie stays at ringside, while Zack slides into the ring, nipping up right into the faces of his rivals. The referee acts as a blockade, keeping each side back from getting into it until the official bell, as the sound of Evanescence fades in the background. Zack backs up a bit, per the referee's orders, and he calls for the bell. Gunner Sharps steps out to the apron, and J. Arthur does a little warming up before coming to mid-ring, ready to get this match underway. Suddenly, "1000 Words" starts up, and it's the man who apparently can't get enough of himself, the HeldDOWN~! General Manager, Northstar, looking none too happy. NORTHSTAR Hold it, hang on, cease, desist, blah blah blah. Don't get this party started just yet, kiddies. You see, this hasn't been the best night for me... A small, but growing "You Tapped Out" chant begins amongst the fans. NORTHSTAR ...however, I still feel that I owe it to you, the fans, to give you a bit of a gift. I was talking with my man John Singleton in the back just a few minutes ago, and we've compiled some more twists to the "3 Stages Of Hell" script that require some more filming! So yes, my lovely little butterflies, you will be part of movie history when we storm the Oscars, because right now, Mr. Singleton is sending a camera crew to ringside to record footage of this match for "3 Stages Of Hell"! Have a lovely night, mis amigos! Northstar disappears, as two cameramen, clad in "3 Stages Of Hell" T shirts, head down the ramp, taking postions on either side of the ring. One does a close up on Candie, and she piefaces the camera, letting the crew know what she thinks of this movie. COLE Look at this! We've got our own HeldDOWN~! production crew out there doing there job, and now we have this movie crew taking over ringside! COACH It's like a Lumberjack Match with staff members! CABOOSE You twits. Any publicity is good publicity, and I for one think a movie based here on HeldDOWN~! is pretty good publicity. COLE But it's taking over the show. Don't you have any pride in your roots? CABOOSE I'm proud that I made this company famous enough to gain a movie deal, yes. Zack looks around at the movie crew, not happy with this new twist, and is caught off guard by a forearm smash to the side of his face by J. Arthur! Edwards drives Zack back against the ropes with a few overhand chops, but Zack blocks one and counters into a hammerlock, then shoves Edwards to the ropes. J. Arthur responds with a shoulderblock on the rebound, knocking Zack to the mat, and then runs the ropes again, as Zack lays low, allowing Edwards to hop over him, come off the other side, and get NAILED with a picture perfect dropkick! Edwards gets up, and goes down again, as Zack plants both feet in his mush a second time! Zack fakes him out on a third try, and J. Arthur falls back to the mat, in a seated position, and scurries backwards into the corner, begging off. Zack comes for him, but catches a poke to the eye from the sneaky legal eagle, and J. Arthur props himself up on the second rope, coming down with an axehandle but getting a punch to the bread basket instead! Zack bounces off the ropes, coming off and down on the back of his neck with an axe kick, and Edwards falls to the canvas, then quickly rolls out under the bottom rope and to the floor, holding his jaw. Gunner hops off the apron and heads over to him, while J. Arthur mouths obscenities regarding Zack. Meanwhile, Zack stands tall in the ring, playing to the fans while keeping an eye on his opponents. Suddenly, the cheering turns to boos, as "3 Stages Of Hell" director John Singleton and cast member James Woods come out to the stage. COLE Now what? SINGLETON Hold up. Come on now guys, what's with the turtle pace? People want action, nonstop and hardcore! People want violence, because let's face it, sex and violence are what sells. I just hope you three don't resort to having sex with each other to make a buck! Singleton and Woods snicker, while the crowd boos them. SINGLETON So, thanks to my main man and your General Manager, in order to spice things up for "3 Stages Of Hell", and as a treat to you great fans, this is now a Hardcore Handicap Match! COLE WHAT!? COACH Who is he to make decisions!? CABOOSE Coach, the man makes MOVIES for a living, surely he can make a ruling or two on a wrestling show. Zack mouths off at Singleton, as does Candie from her spot from ringside. Once the announcement is made, Gunner and J. Arthur slither back into the ring and blindside Zack, beating him down with clubbing forearms in a two on one assault! COACH I'm not feelin' this. CABOOSE No, but you've been feeling yourself ever since Crystal was out here, and it sickens me. Gunner and J. Arthur each take an arm and send Zack into the ropes. Edwards back bodydrops Zack as he comes off them, and Gunner bounces off the ropes, timing Zack's landing just right so that he can land across his throat with a legdrop in an attempt to crush his windpipe! The Underground enjoy this new change of pace and salute each other, before J. Arthur pries Zack up off the mat and then rams him headfirst into the turnbuckle, then leans him in the corner. The Underground's yuppie kicks at Zack in the ribs, then moves over for Gunner, who comes in and hits several shoulderblocks, further weakening the ribs of Malibu. Gunner then walks over to the far corner, and Edwards meets him there, taking him by the arm and sending him to the opposite corner, but Gunner spins and sends Edwards crashing into Malibu, knocking the wind out of him! Zack staggers forward, and then Edwards moves out of the way, as Gunner rams into Malibu gore-style, driving him backwards into the corner! Zack falls to a seated position, as Gunner kicks him down some more, then steps on him, putting his foot on Zack's throat to choke him out! Gunner then pulls Zack up, and lifts him up with a military press. Gunner paces around, as J. Arthur hollers "Throw him!" to the big man, and Gunner releases Zack, tossing him over the ropes and sends him crashing to the floor below! CABOOSE SPLAT! COLE There's no humor in this! Zack is going to get maimed by these two! CABOOSE I care. Candie rushes over to Zack and checks on him, but is suddenly crowded by one of the movie cameras, trying to get a close up while Zack is trying to regain his composure! Candie shoves the cameraman away, and goes back to helping Zack, but she gets pulled up by J. Arthur Edwards and held at bay, as Gunner picks Zack up, then crotches him on the guardrail! Gunner then roots around under the ring, pulling out a steel chair from the variety of knick-knacks kept under there, and SLAMS it across Zack's back as he's perched on the railing! Malibu cringes in pain, as J. Arthur comes over and gets the chair from Gunner, then gets in his own shot, slamming the chair again across Zack's back. Gunner goes to pull Zack up off the railing, but J. Arthur says to keep him there. Edwards climbs up onto the apron, and picks the chair up, holding it high. Edwards measures Zack, and it looks like he's going to jump off the apron with a chairshot onto Zack...NO! CANDIE RUNS THE ROPES, AND HITS A 619 TO J. ARTHUR'S NETHER REGION! COACH YO~! J. Arthur can join the cast of The Sopranos now, ha ha! J. Arthur catches himself from falling off the apron by holding onto the ropes with one hand, and his "area" with the other! Gunner heads back into the ring, going for Candie, until the referee tries to hold him off. Gunner wraps his large hand around the referee's temple, and shoves him down to the mat, continuing his stalking! Candie backs herself into a corner, and just as Gunner has his hands on her... CRACK! A chairshot to the back of Gunner Sharps stops him in his tracks! Gunner turns around, and Zack brings the chair down on his head, but GUNNER DOES NOT GO DOWN! COLE He's got a head like a Samoan! Zack brings the chair down AGAIN, but Gunner will not budge, only wobble. Zack tries for yet another chair shot, but has the steel implement swiped from him. Gunner tries a chairshot of his own, but Zack ducks under it, runs up the ropes, and then turns in midair, dropkicking the chair right into Gunner's face as he turns around! Zack goes for the pin, but there's no referee, as he was pushed down by Sharps a few moments ago. Zack gets up and goes to help revive the ref, but gets caught from behind by a well rested J. Arthur, who pounces on Zack. He pulls Zack up to his feet and goes for an Irish Whip, but Zack counters in mid-move, pulling J. Arthur towards him and planting him with an inverted atomic drop, then following up with a bicycle kick that sends J. Arthur falling into the ropes and getting his arms caught! Malibu turns back to Gunner, but Sharps has already managed to get to his feet, and he lariats Malibu over the ropes, back down to the floor. COLE They can't decide whether they want to keep this in the ring or not. CABOOSE In the ring, on the floor, it doesn't matter. Zack's foolish pride is about to catch up with him in a big way tonight. Gunner untangles J. Arthur, who is hurting a bit right now. Both men head to the floor, and again pry Zack up off the concrete, this time ramming him back first into the apron. Sharps nods to Edwards, who starts digging under the ring, and pulls a table out from underneath. COACH Unless they're setting up a buffet for us, no good can come of this. Edwards sets up the table, and gives Gunner the thumbs up sign. Gunner hops back up on the apron, and pulls Zack up with him. Gunner places Zack in a standing legscissors, and lifts him up high on his shoulders, ready to drop him through the table...AND ZACK FLIPS OVER HIM AND LANDS INSIDE THE RING! Stunned, Gunner turns to the ring, and catches a shoulderblock to his ribs to phase him, then Zack slingshots himself over the ropes, sending Gunner through the table with a SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB~! Zack nearly collapses after the effort, and J. Arthur stands by in shock, as The Underground's plan to take Zack out backfired! COACH I take it back, something good DID come of that! Go Zack! After being taken aback by the change in momentum, Edwards jumps Zack as he's recovering, smashing a knee into his face. Edwards snaps, pulling Zack up by his hair and then sends him into the ringpost headfirst! Zack falls to the floor, but Edwards keeps on him, pulling up the now-bloody Zack and ramming his head into the ring apron, then rolling him into the ring. Edwards goes back over to check on Gunner, but realizes it's a lost cause and just heads back into the ring to continue to work on Zack, while Gunner lay on the floor, as broken as the table he went through. Back in the ring, Zack tries pulling himself to his feet via the ropes, but J. Arthur comes over to choke Zack on the top rope, then turns him around. Edwards grabs Zack in a facelock, and lifts him for a suplex, but drops him stomach-first across the top rope, leaving Zack hanging over the ropes! Edwards grabs Zack by the head, locking him again in a facelock, and pulling him forward, until Zack is completely straight, with his feet hanging on the ropes, and Edwards DRILLS him with a DDT that causes Zack to take an RVD style headfirst bump! Edwards rolls him over and hooks the leg, and the referee makes the count...and only reaches TWO, as Malibu gets a shoulder up! COLE Malibu kicks out! CABOOSE Thank you, Captain Obvious. J. Arthur picks Zack up, then lifts him across his shoulders. Edwards goes running forward, and flips over, crushing Zack with a Rolling Fireman's Carry. Arthur pops up to his feet, and immediately springs backwards, landing on Zack with a standing moonsault in a sweet combination! Edwards hooks the leg...but still can only get two on the former World Champion! COLE Great moves by J. Arthur. Both he and Zack are a little out of their element in this hardcore contest, and I can only imagine what a straight up singles match would be like between the two. CABOOSE You know why Zack isn't a fan of the hardcore style? Because you have to have a killer instinct to survive those matches. Malibu lacks the balls to maim somebody. COACH I'd say that's a good thing. Especially if he ever catches me ogling Candie. Undaunted by the kickout, Edwards pulls the weary Malibu more towards the corner, and then begins a climb to the top rope. Edwards leaps off, tucking his arms and then outstretching them in a frog splash fashion... CABOOSE Final Litigation! COACH I loved that movie, yo. The sequel didn't do much for me though. CABOOSE Please get out of this booth. ...Final Litigation MISSES~!, as Zack rolls under the move just in time, and Edwards crashes to the mat! Candie pounds the apron, beginning a rally, as both OAOAST and 3 Stages of Hell staff surround the ring, getting the action on film. Zack struggles up to his feet, using the ropes for added assistance, while Edwards is on his knees, still feeling the shock of meeting nothing but canvas. He gets up, and Zack has his eye on him, but just as he winds up for School's Out, Zack falls to the canvas face first, as he's pulled out of the ring by Gunner, who has hold of his leg! Gunner tries to nail Zack with a haymaker, but Zack blocks, and starts peppering the big man with left and right hands, dazing him. Gunner stops the onslaught by bringing a knee up into Zack's ribs, and then he charges him with a GORE GORE GORE!, but Zack sidesteps it, and Gunner smashes into one of John Singleton's cameramen! COACH YO~! COLE Someone needs to write an obituary for that guy! Gunner gets up, probably not realizing what he's done, and then turns, walking right into an Apron Run Diving Clothesline from Zack~! The adrenaline surging through him, Zack gets to his feet, and looks down at the cameraman, prying the camera from his hands. CABOOSE Does he know what he's doing? Those belong to Hollywood, they cost thousands of dollars! Malibu picks up the camera, and waits on the hoss of The Underground to get to his feet, and...SMACK! CAMERA PIECES FLY EVERYWHERE, AS GUNNER SHARPS IS BUSTED OPEN! COACH YO~! CABOOSE He just destroyed the camera! COLE He just destroyed Gunner Sharps! Gunner flops to the concrete, the camera shot being the KO blow. Malibu climbs onto the apron, ready to get back in and finish Edwards off, but he's met on the apron by Edwards, who nails a throat thrust and then tries to suplex Zack back in...but Zack lands behind him, and pushes him towards the ropes, rolling him up! Edwards kicks off almost immediately, but Zack hits the ropes, and as Edwards rolls to his feet, he gets nailed with a flying forearm! The crowd is ecstatic, as Zack, blood dripping from his forehead, is ready to put an end to The Underground duo. He pulls Edwards up, and calls for the POP Drop~!, but Edwards falls to his knees and goes low, catching Zack below the belt! Edwards presses Zack up, looking for The Objection, but Zack wriggles free, landing behind him! Edwards turns around...SCHOOL'S OUT~! J. Arthur Edwards goes down like a sack of bricks, and Malibu falls on top of him! ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! DING! DING! DING! COLE He's done it! Zack has survived Superstar's Underground Gauntlet, and he's survived the last minute "script changes" by Northstar and John Singleton! COACH Incredible contest. That should make for some good footage, eh Caboose? CABOOSE We'll never know, putz. Zack Malibu has cost "3 Stages Of Hell" some of it's budget money, because now they need a new camera! "Bring Me To Life" plays to signify Zack's win, as he rolls out of the ring and embraces Candie. The crowd gives the happy couple a rousing ovation, as they make it to the back, as no doubt Zack wants to relax after that contest. Back in the ring, Edwards sits up, holding his head after being knocked silly by Zack. On the outside, Gunner, his head now bleeding after taking the camera shot, stands up but nearly falls over, had he not caught himself on the apron. He slowly rolls into the ring and wanders over to Edwards, who has his back turned to him. Gunner goes to check on his partner, but when Edwards turns towards him, he shoves Gunner away in anger. Edwards shouts at Sharps, saying "Where were you", all while holding his head in pain. COLE Look at this! Edwards is blaming Sharps for the loss! CABOOSE It's not really his fault, he was blindsided by a camera! COLE It was a hardcore match! CABOOSE I don't care, Malibu still had to take a shortcut to beat these guys. Sharps tries reasoning, but the repeated shoves by Edwards make him grow more tense by the moment. Sharps tries to reason one last time, but Edwards slaps the taste out of his mouth, and says "No, YOU listen to ME, all right!" Edwards turns to leave, but Gunner pulls him back. Edwards starts to mouth off, but then GUNNER GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT! COACH Oh no. The sleeping giant has awoken! Edwards begs for his life, but Sharps is fuming. Sharps lets go of Edwards throat a minute later though, to the displeasure of the fans, apparently thinking better of the situation...until he boots Edwards in the ribs! COLE What the hell... Sharps lifts Edwards up... ALL GUNS BLAZING...AND DROPS EDWARDS OVER THE ROPES ONTO THE FLOOR! COACH HOLY YO-YO'S~! CABOOSE Holy yo-yo's? Who writes your material, Carrot Top? Edwards is DEAD on the floor, as Gunner Sharps exits the ring. The bloody hoss looks down at the body of the conniving lawyer, and heads up the ramp, disgusted not only with the outcome of this match, but with his now-ex partner's treatment of him! COLE What a way to go out! Zack Malibu survived The Underground, but The Underground didn't survive The Underground, as J. Arthur Edwards pushed Gunner Sharps to his limits tonight! COACH Wonder what ol' Supes thinks of this? COLE I'm sure we'll find out soon enough, like in seven days when HeldDOWN~! returns for another Thursday night of action! Fans, I'm Michael Cole, saying good night for Caboose and The Coach~!

CUE: "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack :: the lights go out and a spotlight hits the entrance ramp as Damaramu walks to the ring. He poses with an onslaught of jeers pouring down on him before he points to the camera:: ANNOUNCER: Hailing from Moore, Oklahoma, weighing in at 246 pounds, the one, the only, DAMARAMU! CUE: “Jade” by 1000 Words ::Northstar emerges from the flashing grey lights and smoke with a confident look on his face. He enters the ring and jaws with the fans a bit to an equal of amount jeers as Damaramu:: ANNOUNCER: Hailing from Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 190 pounds, the Heldown GM….NORTHSTAR! CUE: "Kick Start my Heart" by Motley Crue ::Green lights flash everywhere, and “Kick Start My Heart” is mixed with the cheers of the fans as K-Money emerges! He slaps some fans’ hands and waits just outside the ring for his partner:: ANNOUNCER: Hailing from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 200 pounds even, the leader of the Firm…K-MONEY! CUE: “Just a Girl” by No Doubt ::Smoke fills the entrance way with red probe lights. Crystal emerges and is greeted with the fans’ approval. She jogs down the ramp and her and Money rush in the ring and stare down Damaramu and Northstar:: ANNOUCER: Hailing from Coquitlam, British Columbia, weighing in at 128 pounds, the newest member of the Firm, CRYSTAL! DING DING DING!! COLE: “Looks like K-Money and Damaramu are going to start off.” ::Money and Dama circle each other while the crowd loudly chants “Money! Money! Money!”. They hook up with a collar-elbow tieup and with Dama getting the advantage with a headlock, but Money quickly counters, pushing him to the ropes. Money leapfrogs over him, and performs a quick hiptoss after Dama rebounds. Dama’s up quickly, and Money gives him another one. Dama gets up again, and gets dropkicked for his efforts. K-Money is up in an instant and goes to attack, but Dama quickly rolls outside for a breather:: CROWD: “MO-NEY! MO-NEY! MO-NEY!” ::Instead of waiting for Dama to get back in the ring, Money gives him a baseball slide, and rolls outside to quickly get Dama back in the ring. He whips Dama into the corner, and does a dropkick before flipping off his chest, much to the delight of the fans!:: K-MONEY: “WOO BABAY!” :: Dama quickly goes to his corner and tags in Northstar. Northstar charges right away, but Money ducks, and rolls him up from behind for the quick cover:: 1! Kickout! ::Northstar staggers up and Money whips him to his and Crystal’s corner and tags in the Female Phenom! Crystal comes in and starts pound on him, pouring all her fustrations into him from the last couple weeks! She whips him to another corner, and climbs the second rope. Ten punches of doom!:: Crowd: “1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7!” ::Northstar pushes Crystal off after 7 punches, but Crystal flips and lands on her feet! She charges Northstar, but is taken out with a viscious clothesline! He picks her up after regaining his own wits only to take her down with a pump-handle slam! He covers:: 1! 2! Kickout! CABOOSE: “Looks like Crystal paid for being a little over-zealous there.” ::Northstar drags Crystal to his corner and tags in Dama, who has a sadistic look on his face. Northstar holds Crystal for Dama and he gives a single, hard uppercut that takes Crystal down. He picks her back up and PLANTS her with a DDT and covers:: 1! 2! Kickout! ::Dama picks up Crystal and toys with her, slapping her around a bit. Crystal wakes up suddenly, firing Dama with forearms. With him dazed, she runs the ropes, but Dama catches her with a beautiful belly-to-belly suplex!:: 1! 2! Kickout! ::Dama’s up right away, and doesn’t let Crystal recover by nailing her with a rolling elbow. Dama grabs both Crystals arms, and crosses them around her neck, almost choking her:: COACH: “Crystal, in a tough spot…” ::Dama continues the pressure, with Crystal trying to get out of it:: CROWD: “CRY-STAL! CRY-STAL! CRY-STAL!” ::Crystal tries to use the fans’ support and starts to consistantly knee Dama in the head, and successfully escapes the hold! She brawls with Dama a bit and goes for the toe-kick, but Dama catches her:: DAMARAMU: “I don’t think so bitch.” ::Crystal staggers a bit before regaining her balance and performs a great enziguri! She struggles to her corner, and tags in K-Money!:: COACH: “Money, on a roll of FIRE~!” ::K-Money hits a clothesline on a dazed Damaramu, and one for an entering Northstar. He goes back to Dama and lifts him for a powerbomb, but falls backwards instead so Dama falls necks first on the ropes! Northstar hits Money from behind and whips him to the corner. He catches Money on the rebound, and goes for a vertical suplex. But Money slips out and grabs him by the head and does the SLICED BREAD #3~! Instead of going for the cover though, he locks in the Bounced Check! COLE: “BOUNCED CHECK~!” ::Dama tries to climb back in the ring, but Crystal comes back in the ring and baseball slides Dama. She then does a plancha! Crystal hits it and starts brawling with him outside. Meanwhile, NORTHSTAR TAPS TO THE BOUNCED CHECK~!:: DING! DING! DING! ANNOUNCER: “And your winners are K-Money and Crystal, THE FIRM!” ::Crystal slips back in the ring and raises the arm of K-Money. They celebrate in the ring while Damaramu and Northstar retreat, seething.::