Zack Malibu

Let it out, Rando, let it out. But there's only 2 months and 16 days left of this bullshit!

Ugh, you found his secret stash. He told me it was his "candle collection".

No matter what name you're using today, here's to you, good buddy.

But yet, you found the ability to post here. Hooray for you! Methinks someone has missed the point of all this...

Marvin said the word~! AAAAAAAH!

I wanna know the secret word!!!

You should have put it twice, since he used the two words.

Notice how Rando said good night almost 10 minutes ago, and yet he's still here? Could this be a secret alliance with insomnia? TUNE IN TO NITRO TO FIND OUT~!

Savor the flavor of the savior, for he is Randolicious~!

A new ratings system was born today. How it came about, we'll never know.

Did someone say UNICYCLE? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA!!!!!!!

It's not a secret if we say it out loud. ::whispers "unicycle" in Sandie's ear::

Six months later, and he FINALLY finds a way to use my term in a post.

This girl in my high-school was having a fit a few years back. She fucked her boyfriend in a jacuzzi, and the resulting fluids threw off the PH Balance of the water. Her father cleaned the jacuzzi and noticed. Unique way to tell if your daughter's a slut, eh? That is the most interesting scientific fact I've ever heard.

A 90 year old stoner? What's the point in that. If you told me he dropped acid and started pretending to swing dance with Ed Sullivan and Betty Page while Moe Howard threw streamers as he walked along the ceiling, then we'd have something.

She knew what she was doing. Medical reasons my ass.

If you said he found a gerbil in his chicken, that would have been funnier. Homoerotic poultry fetishes=gold

Fun fact. Boston Market chickens are neither from Boston nor markets.

Some people have complained about the "quality" of the threads in this folder. So now, by lowering our standards and our expectations, maybe we'll surprise ourselves. Or not. But at least it'll be fun for more than a few of us. Let the randomness commence.

I've got it on video. Someone I see has beaten me to the match listing, but I expected something of note, and got indy jobber/squash crap. Slightly amusing for watching guys in previous incarnations, but that's about it.

That is a fucking awesome song. I've been hooked on it for months, ever since Northstar/Shattered Dreams told me to download it.

Really? Everything I've seen has stayed positive. One thing in my local paper had it on a top 10 list for new shows.

You know what I thought of when I saw "What Is..." as the topic? What is love! Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

Don't tell me you guys are going to start a "Smartmarks Gone Wild" video series! I wasn't going to, but now that you mention it...

Ah, The East Coast Power Trip are now within a closer range. Soon, New England will be ours! Did you find out how close you're gonna be to the casinos? A night of losing money with The Dames is video worthy.