Zack Malibu

I think "Too Much Information" by Duran Duran is a good song.

Well then... ::closes curtains so no one else in thread can see them::

Was that a request, darling?

That's his name, actually, on AIM.

No, I gave you the cat o' nine tails. You said Blue was going through his spanking phase again. I think the gimp mask came from Dames.

Zack/Northstar skit from moi, and I know Northstar is going to make an announcement on the program that will affect the entire HeldDOWN~! roster! Please have segments due to me by Tomorrow Night. Also, I'm heading to Florida on Fri. morning, and will need someone to cover me on posting HeldDOWN~! next week.

I think that's one of Dames' three hooded sweatshirts. I'm also glad the S&M fetish in this thread came to a quick and decisive end. ::Turns around to see Mr. Piss in a gimp mask:: Fuck.

So you're creating the XXX-(wo)Men?

Go hug your teddy bear, Sandman. You know you want to.

Do you ever notice how you're always threatening to put something in his ass? Technically, that's not fighting...that's flirting.

Well, pussy is a powerful force.

I wonder what THOSE kids would be like...

Trust me, RoyalBlue isn't windex. Unlike that fine product, RoyalBlue leaves streaks if you don't clean it up right away... So, tell him to do his own laundry.

And the pissidillas could be washed down with the RoyalBlue, however you'll have to discontinue the drink when people find out it's Windex.

That cat looks pimp. Or gay. Take your pic.

Are you kidding? Little Zack would have the aid of the family pet, Pillman. It's proven to be a good name for the pooch, because the lil' bastard has his mood swings too, lol.

I'm on AIM right now, bitchtits.

It's funny, I was actually having the discussion over girl names with WJM earlier. I don't know about Chave. Pissy or Pissilla have nice rings to them, though.

Hey now. Little Zack is gonna be the coolest lil' tyke on the block. As for if I have a girl, well I'm yet to decide her name yet. WJM and I have to compromise. No, the girl will not be named Kelly.

The Pissy Bunch? That's probably an accurate description, heh. Wasn't this thread about a bar at one point? Is it OK to have my kids in here?

You know what I haven't had in a while? A Fruit Roll-Up.

Hanging with Mr. Piss? Everybody Loves Piss?

I thought that was DDR time for you? Speaking of, I just got it, so I'll bust a move all over your ass.

And I know where you live. Don't make me show up at the door weilding a boombox in full 80's style, blasting "Tearin' Up My Heart" at 3am.

I thought ABOBO just chugged his sauce like a beer?